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Te11tale
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(Congrats)

Arrested for breast feeding in public, while the baby was at home!
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DILLIGAF

Ah, no, that is what it says on my t-shirt. Honest.
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Hmmm, kilt, stockings, no knickers and ready for action, Ahh yes, it must be Mazza.

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Last I heard he applied to be Taylor Swifts fake tan applicator.
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SG used to be a chicken sexer until the farmer realised that, SG's version of sexing chickens was not exactly the same as everyone elses.
Moving on, SG tried his hand at flying but got scared of hights.

Lately SG has been earning a crust by hanging around Hollywood stars and not leaving until they pay him to move off.
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M27 is a billionare playgirl, and part time hamster polisher.
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Patokl used to do casual work for the CIA until they found out he was taking coffee home from the office, he then got a full time position
with the Chinese circus as an underwater soot juggler.
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Quote by CurlyGirly


Friday? Just Friday!?! Maz was free ballin' all weekend.

Don't ask me how I know...



Believe me CG, we all know how you know, an' we like it!
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While it is great for you two, all the men in Scotland are suffering a great loss. Look at them,

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M + CG =



Sooo glad you two can now hold hands, it was always obvious that you should be together,
the chemistry was just so clear. Now I just have to worry about the whole USA going down the tubes.

Love you gals

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