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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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My pet Rock. He's easy to take care of. Never leaves a mess. And doesn't talk.
Although I have stubbed my toe on him a few times and broken a glass tabletop because of him, he's a relatively easy pet to take care of.
Although I have stubbed my toe on him a few times and broken a glass tabletop because of him, he's a relatively easy pet to take care of.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Remember when my hairy palms and your wild vagina were like velcro? I learned what a canadian jungle was that day.
Oh c'mon... That much friction and there's bound to be a bush fire.
Next time try not to piss on the cat. That's the equivalent of using a teacup when you need a 10gal bucket...
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Can we get braille up in this mothafucka? I want to see what she retorted with.
How does that work with your hairy palms? Can you still feel the braille? Or do you shave them first?
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Quote by Magical_felix
I think a badge that simply reads, gaping ass, is in order.
Only cause you're a big dick... Now put it away before you take your eye out with that thing.
It's bad enough excessive masturbation is making you go blind...
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Quote by Naughty_Talia
That isn't true lol. I used to have anal sex just about every day and never had problems ;) I only do anal about once a week now, but I LOVE it
Dammit... Where is the sarcasm font?
GAV! I'll even get down on my knees... [-o<
Just so I'm clear... I'm an "Anal Advocater" on Lush. I think I should have a special shiny badge for this.
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I'd have to go with The Terminal and The Legend of 1900.
I was also partial to the movies The Jacket and Sliding Doors.
I was also partial to the movies The Jacket and Sliding Doors.
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Quote by jessicaheart696
I actually choked on my food when I read this!!!
Careful! She's not a swallower boys...
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of course the fake accounts want the ass poundings daily. :rofl:
At least twice weekly... Anymore than that and a girl can't shit normal.
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Quote by trinket
I'm trying to decide which category this would go under.... Fetish, Exhibitionism or .
I got nothing... Except this.
Maybe Medical?
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I have all kinds of stilettos, boots, wedges and flats. But my favorites will always be my cowboy boots.
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Quote by RejectReality
I think you're going to get disproportionately positive responses to this question here in comparison to the general public.
You're more likely to encounter open-minded men here for one thing, I should imagine.
Because of the level of openness on Lush in general, the number of guys who will admit not being comfortable with it is going to take a nosedive, for fear of looking like the odd man out, reducing the potential number of cyber-partners, etc.
Taken to the general public in a less friendly environment, the "slut" side of the scale is going to have a lot more weight on it than you'll see here.
To me, the question is too broad. It depends upon the woman. Some would indulge the desire while making every reasonable effort to ensure it's mutual fun for all with no regrets, and I see nothing wrong with that. Others may simply be taking what they want without any regard for who they hurt along the way, and that doesn't sit well with me.
This is bang on accurate. Lush allows us to be more open with our desires but it also squashes what your average Joe would say out in the real world.
I stood behind a bar for many years and watched and listened to guys AND girls shred women because they were open to threesomes, foursomes and more. They questioned their moral being because they happened to enjoy something more than 'vanilla sex'. I heard them called all kinds of derogatory names. But it certainly didn't stop the guys from lining up at their door. The biggest shit talkers were also their biggest fans. Gotta love the hypocrites.
Which is why I learned to be very discreet and to not (excuse the expression) shit where I eat.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Gasps say it ain't so!
It's thirsty thursdays vodka night Dude. Mine's blueberry POM with tonic and vodka.
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Alright... Here's my thoughts on a few choice tidbits.
"This is not an attack on anyone"
Really? Not an attack?
This woman is delusional. The entire rant is an attack. A passive-aggressive attack, but still one, nonetheless.
"Therefore, men only get real sexual satisfaction from vaginal penetration"
Did you know a lot of women don't have an orgasm from vaginal sex? How does this make it better for us? Oh right... We have vibrators now.
Is she making this shit up off the cuff? Cause I'd like the stuff she's smoking.
"You can give yourself a massively intense, rapid, easy orgasm whenever you want - no man needed"
Yeah... cause women have had it so easy to have an orgasm. Vibes suck. In my opinion. It's a waste of money. I'd much rather have the real thing.
John Harvey Kellogg? Sounds like a dude's name to me. Let me guess... His mom stunted his sexual growth by circumcising him and turned him into a sadistic sonuvabitch.
"Last night I was in a bar and some sexist bozo fondled my ass. Was I angry? - no, I smiled sweetly to myself and remembered that the female sex got its revenge in on this guy the day he was born."
Who the fuck thinks like that? Really? I suppose if you were so appalled and angry at this random dude that groped your ass, then I guess you might think like this. I prefer slapping his face. I'll match his assault charge for me with a sexual misconduct/assault charge for him. *makes note to enroll in anger management classes if I ever feel like this*
"Totally and utterly emasculated - condemned to a lifetime of insensitivity and difficult masturbation - by a woman."
Yes. Cause the majority of women want to condemn men to an unsatisfactory masturbatory session. WTF?!?
Do you have any idea how fucking cranky the average guy gets if he doesn't rub one out? Falling Down. Watch that movie. It's a fairly close reenactment.
How about the guys that are premature ejaculators? And they're circumcised. I can count on both hands and feet the dudes I've been with that had this particular problem. A light breeze and they'd go off like a rocket.
This exact same topic (word for word) has cropped up on many parenting forums. If you ever want to start a drag 'em out fistfight with a bunch uptight, holier-than-thou parents... Just whisper anything about circumcision and this stupid fucking article comes out of the woodwork in a flash. It seems to be the posterchild for the anti-circ crowd. It doesn't make it right, it just means people are grasping at hairbrained ideas to back up their 'logic' so they can shove it down the throats of the 'non-believers'.
I don't suffer fools that do shit like this.
My advice: Get an original idea and back it up with facts. Change my mind... Don't try to baffle me with bullshit like this. The woman that wrote it should get her conspiracy theories checked and then get heavily medicated.
"We all have female friends who told us when we were pregnant how we 'MUST' have our baby boy circumcised - why? - this was the only time in their lives they would have total, ultimate power over a man's penis."
Cause that load of shit ^^ right there ^^ is not normal.
"This is not an attack on anyone"
Really? Not an attack?
This woman is delusional. The entire rant is an attack. A passive-aggressive attack, but still one, nonetheless.
"Therefore, men only get real sexual satisfaction from vaginal penetration"
Did you know a lot of women don't have an orgasm from vaginal sex? How does this make it better for us? Oh right... We have vibrators now.
Is she making this shit up off the cuff? Cause I'd like the stuff she's smoking.
"You can give yourself a massively intense, rapid, easy orgasm whenever you want - no man needed"
Yeah... cause women have had it so easy to have an orgasm. Vibes suck. In my opinion. It's a waste of money. I'd much rather have the real thing.
John Harvey Kellogg? Sounds like a dude's name to me. Let me guess... His mom stunted his sexual growth by circumcising him and turned him into a sadistic sonuvabitch.
"Last night I was in a bar and some sexist bozo fondled my ass. Was I angry? - no, I smiled sweetly to myself and remembered that the female sex got its revenge in on this guy the day he was born."
Who the fuck thinks like that? Really? I suppose if you were so appalled and angry at this random dude that groped your ass, then I guess you might think like this. I prefer slapping his face. I'll match his assault charge for me with a sexual misconduct/assault charge for him. *makes note to enroll in anger management classes if I ever feel like this*
"Totally and utterly emasculated - condemned to a lifetime of insensitivity and difficult masturbation - by a woman."
Yes. Cause the majority of women want to condemn men to an unsatisfactory masturbatory session. WTF?!?
Do you have any idea how fucking cranky the average guy gets if he doesn't rub one out? Falling Down. Watch that movie. It's a fairly close reenactment.
How about the guys that are premature ejaculators? And they're circumcised. I can count on both hands and feet the dudes I've been with that had this particular problem. A light breeze and they'd go off like a rocket.
This exact same topic (word for word) has cropped up on many parenting forums. If you ever want to start a drag 'em out fistfight with a bunch uptight, holier-than-thou parents... Just whisper anything about circumcision and this stupid fucking article comes out of the woodwork in a flash. It seems to be the posterchild for the anti-circ crowd. It doesn't make it right, it just means people are grasping at hairbrained ideas to back up their 'logic' so they can shove it down the throats of the 'non-believers'.
I don't suffer fools that do shit like this.
My advice: Get an original idea and back it up with facts. Change my mind... Don't try to baffle me with bullshit like this. The woman that wrote it should get her conspiracy theories checked and then get heavily medicated.
"We all have female friends who told us when we were pregnant how we 'MUST' have our baby boy circumcised - why? - this was the only time in their lives they would have total, ultimate power over a man's penis."
Cause that load of shit ^^ right there ^^ is not normal.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
I'll see your cranky and raise you an ornery.
I almost forgot... Here's my $10 CG... In change.
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Every fucking time I see this posted on a forum I'm a part of, it turns into an instant flamewar. Put it into the Think Tank. (In case anyone wants links to the 4 other forums I've been on that this exact same shit has been posted - PM me)
Oh... And my opinion on it is? Get the fuck over it. If you don't like it, change it. But don't bring me this pseudo-psychobabble to create tension in our forums by laying blame on an entire gender. That being us gals. And you deliberately posted it in "Ask the Gals"...
Cause yes... When my son was born the first thing I thought of was destroying him. Are you serious? No, really? Really? Give me a break!
**Sidenote** Yes, I'm cranky. And no, I'm not PMSing.
Oh... And my opinion on it is? Get the fuck over it. If you don't like it, change it. But don't bring me this pseudo-psychobabble to create tension in our forums by laying blame on an entire gender. That being us gals. And you deliberately posted it in "Ask the Gals"...
Cause yes... When my son was born the first thing I thought of was destroying him. Are you serious? No, really? Really? Give me a break!
**Sidenote** Yes, I'm cranky. And no, I'm not PMSing.
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Quote by Magical_felix
It's this kind of homophobia that keeps the human race from reaching enlightenment.
So sad.
Pffffft... Don't give me that homophobic shit. I say the exact same thing to heterosexual couples.
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Oh would you two take your bromance elsewhere... It's making me feel icky.
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It might not be so much of 'growing out of your kink' as much as 'you've scratched that itch'.
You grow as a person mentally and physically. Why can't you grow sexually?
Some people never break out of their vanilla phase and that's perfectly fine.
Some like to explore and push the boundaries.
So yes... You can outgrow your kink. You just might find a new kink to replace it with.
You grow as a person mentally and physically. Why can't you grow sexually?
Some people never break out of their vanilla phase and that's perfectly fine.
Some like to explore and push the boundaries.
So yes... You can outgrow your kink. You just might find a new kink to replace it with.
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Flirting is just talking. It's showing an interest in someone else. It's not difficult, but it does take practice.
It should never be derogatory. It should feel natural. Except maybe for someone that's shy, but even I overcame that. ;)
Keep trying!
It should never be derogatory. It should feel natural. Except maybe for someone that's shy, but even I overcame that. ;)
Keep trying!
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Quote by urbancoyote
I'm going to throw a spanner in the works of this "don't get in the friend-zone" idea. I'm not going to argue that this might be the case with some girls, but not all. Ive somehow managed to persuade 7 women to do the horizontal samba with me (I have no idea how it happened either), anyway, 5 of them where what you would probably call, in the friend-zone...well they were colleagues, but Id known them all for ages. So it disproves the theory that once you are in the zone, there is no way out. Like everything, it depends on the girl.
This is why men and women will never understand one another. You guys don't think like we do.
If you were friend zoned... You would almost certainly remain there.
Either you're totally bullshitting us on scoring with 5 women that would be considered friends or you've been encouraging them all along without realizing it. Which would NOT put you in the dreaded friend zone. At least in their eyes.
By the way... We call them groupies.
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Yup. But only if he wore a top hat. Otherwise it's just not classy.
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What we would be looking for is something far more in-depth and covering a range of aspects. Perhaps a 'Critique Guide' could be put together to help those users wishing to write one?
Story Opening
Conflict
Plot
Setting
Characterisation
Dialogue
Point of View
Show versus tell
Format
Grammar
Writing Style
This right here could be useful. Maybe as a sliding scale rated from 1 to 5. And then a spot for additional comments if the reader wishes to elaborate further.
Maybe something like this...
Scoring applies as follows:
1=Needs a lot of work; 3=Average or Could be better; 5=Awesome, loved it, wish I wrote it
Story Opening: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Conflict: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Plot: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Setting: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Characterisation: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Dialogue: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Point of View: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Show versus tell: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Format: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Grammar: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
Writing Style: Rating 1-5 ___ Comment: ____________
This gives you a bit more in depth critique without making the reader write an essay about your lack of punctuation. Cause face it... We're lazy creatures and I don't want to put that much effort into it if I'm reading for fun.
