Now I understand why you guys seem to get ahead so much faster in life. How could I be so stupid?
I must've been fucking blind not to see it.
I hope you enjoyed going out on my fucking dime. I now know you never goddamn well planned on paying it back.
I'll make sure when you finally get a fucking job to go into your place of business and rack up a huge tab and tell them it's on your bill. And then walk away. Maybe I'll start a fucking brawl in the middle of the store and blame it on someone else, too!
How'd ya like them for apples, douchebag.
And as for you little miss priss. You can go fuck your hat. Stick your finger down your throat a little further you dumb fucking cunt. Your ass will never be small enough for that horrendous asshole you call a husband.
Nice job teaching your little girls about good body image when you gorge yourself on 4 fucking big macs and then go puke it up with them standing by you watching. I was in the next stall sweetheart. I heard everything.
SO don't get high and fucking mighty with my daughter when she tells your husband she's doesn't feel like babysitting. It's because you don't pay her enough. You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. $20 for a 6hr evening for your 4 kids is not how you keep a babysitter, especially if you want to party it up every weekend. It's not her fault you didn't know enough to keep your fucking legs closed. It's your brood, you take care of them!
And lastly, you sonuvabitch. Don't you fucking dare take that tone with me or talk to me that way again. If your mother was still around she'd skin you alive. As it is, your older brother and father will do it for me. Don't ever fucking underestimate me. I know more about this goddamn town and the people in it than you'll ever know.
You're fucking useless and you know it. If it wasn't for your brothers and the steady stream of revenue from your many girlfriends you'd never afford where you live right now. And don't think I don't know about it. Old bartenders never die. People still tell me all the shit going on around here. Now they just do it over a cup of coffee and not a beer.
Fucking losers. I'm never going to be in another wedding around here. That's one too many assholes in one room for me. It's gotta be the fucking water or something!
Uh... Seriously? Who let the horny teenagers out and onto Lush?
If I'm driving and it's my car... I'm going to totally cockblock.
My car! My f'in car! If anyone is going to be christening the damn thing, it's going to be me!
Those are MY leather seats and your nasty ass shoes and belt buckles might poke a hole in it. Not to mention the smell and stains I don't want to remove when you get your sweaty smelly ass out of my backseat.
Have a little respect for the person driving your lazy ass anywhere. ICK!
The number one thing? I might need to narrow down the list since this is a generalization of all guys.
Maybe how guys seem to have the same opinion on everything a woman does.
If we yell about something... We have PMS.
If we're upset about work... We have PMS.
If we're having a bad day... We have PMS.
If we bitch about your dirty, nasty, smelly old socks left lying in the middle of the kitchen floor... We have PMS.
If you have pissed all around the toilet but not in the toilet and we yell about how disgusting it is... We have PMS.
If you're taking a nap cause you drank too much and stayed out late the night before and we mow the lawn or run the vacuum and make lots of noise... We have PMS.
When I shove those disgusting socks in your mouth, the vacuum up your arse and I make it so you have to sit down to pee... I just might have PMS. Maybe.
Monty Python... Holy Grail
"I don't wanna talk to you no more! You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
OR
"Fetchez la vache!"
OR
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Lush has it already. It's at the top of the page in the HELP pulldown menu and labelled, "Contact Us".
It works for what's needed. Plus there's a "Report Profile" on each member's page.
Anything more than that would be superfluous.
It would make it easier for people to abuse when someone says something someone else finds offensive.
The roundabout way of doing it makes it so only serious accusations are reported.
The forum on Lush is monitored closely and very well. The mods don't sit on their hands waiting for people to whine.
They're pretty proactive. And the fact that the owner is involved here makes it quite different than many other forums I've been on and participated in.
The Simpsons. I'd give Bart up for adoption. And Southpark. I felt my IQ dropping anytime I saw it while flipping channels.
I gotta say... I'm not much of a fan.
While it's true I can control the angle and speed of things... Guys just can't seem to let me.
When they get involved in the hip thrusting, they throw my rhythm off and they tend to slip out because the angle is all wrong.
Which just wrecks it for me, especially if I'm on a roll. Or so very, very close and when it's gone, it's aggravating, to say the least.
I spend more time fiddling for the right position or putting junior back in than actually enjoying it.
<---- That's salacious 
