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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
Canada
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Quote by Dudealicious
You mean like this right?
Nah... Maybe this?
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Quote by blazestcyr
but how sad i get you dont want to put your pic or your name on here
but lie about your sexual identity on a site that allows freedom for all
sad....
Why care enough about what someone else does on an online site?
If someone wants to pretend to be someone they're not... Who the hell am I to judge?
I just don't care if someone wants to pretend to be someone else. That is their right to do it.
This site allows them the freedom to do it. (See what I did there?
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I did it once. Just for the shock and awe value. I even dyed it hot pink for shits and giggles. 
He still laughs and comments about it to this day.
He still laughs and comments about it to this day.
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Yup. I had a couple of FWB. I always had a rule that if either of us met someone else, then it was back to being platonic friends.
With one guy, it was perfect. If either of us became single again and needed to "scratch that itch" per se, I'm sure we'd call each other. For us, it worked marvelously.
With the other... Not so much. He wanted more than I was willing to give. I felt pressured into trying to make it into a relationship.
I liked him, but I didn't love him. He kept tossing out the "I love you's" and expected me to say the same.
He needed a caregiver/mother and I wasn't looking for that.
With one guy, it was perfect. If either of us became single again and needed to "scratch that itch" per se, I'm sure we'd call each other. For us, it worked marvelously.
With the other... Not so much. He wanted more than I was willing to give. I felt pressured into trying to make it into a relationship.
I liked him, but I didn't love him. He kept tossing out the "I love you's" and expected me to say the same.
He needed a caregiver/mother and I wasn't looking for that.
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Which is why it's a good policy not to wear underwear too often...
Happy Birthday Ashleigh! I hope you have a great day! 
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Whoa... I had to check which section I was in for a second. I thought I was in 'Ask the Guys'. 
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I've been pretty grateful when I have a coffee and/or a glass of water and a couple of advil brought to me while I'm still in bed. But not THAT grateful!
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Only if you squeak... Not too sure about the spermicidal part. (Someone take away her booze... she's had enough)
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I had "Have sex on a pool table" on my bucket list. I also worked in a bar. You do the math.
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Quote by Dudealicious
I can also say the longer you have been here, the less you "creep" on people's profiles as well.
No way... I totally profile surf more now than I did when I first signed on to Lush. I was into writing my stories and wasn't here to make friends. Now I check out friends music and let it play in the background while I work on other tabs.
Oh... and my new AV is the best depiction of me to date. All 4 personalities.
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Quote by sprite
there's a lot of amazing hip hop and rap artists out there as well - you just haven't been exposed to them. not your fault, but yeah, swing on by my pad if you'd like, and i'll blow your mind a little, free of cost.
What I learned from Jenna Marbles about what she learned from hip hop and rap.
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Poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn"... That song makes me want to physically vomit on the closest speaker so I can drown it out.
Anything with Kurt Cobain. And his crazy fucking wife. I want to pound my head on concrete to make it stop. I would've said anything by Nirvana but Dave Grohl came from it and formed Foo Fighters and I LOVE them.
Anything with Kurt Cobain. And his crazy fucking wife. I want to pound my head on concrete to make it stop. I would've said anything by Nirvana but Dave Grohl came from it and formed Foo Fighters and I LOVE them.
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I don't know if you're the crazy, psycho, stalker kinda girlfriend that has to know every little thing there is to know about her boyfriend because she's needs to control him and he's slowly realizing that you're super possessive... OR... Your boyfriend is a douche bag through and through.
Either way... One of you needs to quit that shit.
*My money's on the boyfriend getting a clue.
Either way... One of you needs to quit that shit.
*My money's on the boyfriend getting a clue.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!
I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!
You KNOW I'm not allowed sharp implements so I can't use a corkscrew. Screw top bottles only!
I also told you I couldn't burp the alphabet. But you just HAD to show off. You're the one that said I should fart it.
And I didn't shit myself... Those were the letters LMNOP.
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Quote by Dudealicious
So that romantic black box session we had didn't help my cause at all? I thought you said you loved me.....or was that you "lubed" me?
I am not responsible for your misunderstanding of my slurred typing. After a few glasses of wine I'm barely responsible for the things I may type, say or do.
Oh and just an FYI... A romantic session does not involve burping the alphabet, guess what you ate earlier by the odour of your gas and it most certainly does not involve "Hey honey! How'd ya like that box of cardboardeux I sent ya? Are ya ready for wild and drunken monkey sex yet?"
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Fallen in love? On an online site? Where I've never actually met the person? Where I can't be sure they are who they say they are?
No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that.
No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that.
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Oh c'mon... It's entertaining!
We could always move Remember's postings to the Humour section. Or create a new section called Deciphering & Redundant.
We could always move Remember's postings to the Humour section. Or create a new section called Deciphering & Redundant.
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If I was sure Magical_Felix wasn't bullshitting me, I woulda saved myself for him. *swoon*
