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HUH? 5'9 at the age of 8? Hmmm... I think I smell something. I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a typo.
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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
Canada
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We need to work on your theory overmykneenow... Any of the guys I know aren't even looking me in the face. They're too busy staring at my "twins".
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How much does a mans height matter to you?
It doesn't matter to me much, but for the sake of appearances it matters how tall a guy is in comparison to me to a lot of people I know.
Is there a preference that you find sexier, maybe because of your own height you're insecure about dating or being with someone taller or shorter than yourself?
I'm 6ft tall and have been since I started high school. If I haven't become comfortable with my own height by now, I never will. I've dated short guys, tall guys, skinny guys, husky guys. The only thing they need is confidence. That's sexy to me.
Would your viewpoint change on this matter if you could change your own height to your liking ?
I like being tall. What I don't like is the amount of judgmental assholes that think they need to point out the fact I'm usually much taller than the guy I'm seeing and ask me why I would wear heels when they are shorter than me. Trust me... I know I'm tall. I notice it every time I see that bald spot they try so vainly to cover up when they're trying to look down my top. So I point it out to them. Along with any other "flaws" I feel like pointing out.
I get to see the world from a different perspective than most women. I consider it a badge of honor to do so. It's not my fault the rest of them didn't get to grow as much as I did.
It doesn't matter to me much, but for the sake of appearances it matters how tall a guy is in comparison to me to a lot of people I know.
Is there a preference that you find sexier, maybe because of your own height you're insecure about dating or being with someone taller or shorter than yourself?
I'm 6ft tall and have been since I started high school. If I haven't become comfortable with my own height by now, I never will. I've dated short guys, tall guys, skinny guys, husky guys. The only thing they need is confidence. That's sexy to me.
Would your viewpoint change on this matter if you could change your own height to your liking ?
I like being tall. What I don't like is the amount of judgmental assholes that think they need to point out the fact I'm usually much taller than the guy I'm seeing and ask me why I would wear heels when they are shorter than me. Trust me... I know I'm tall. I notice it every time I see that bald spot they try so vainly to cover up when they're trying to look down my top. So I point it out to them. Along with any other "flaws" I feel like pointing out.
I get to see the world from a different perspective than most women. I consider it a badge of honor to do so. It's not my fault the rest of them didn't get to grow as much as I did.
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I vaguely remember a waffle/pancake/crepe poll... Could we add that to the list? I'm quite happy with the relationship status as is, but then I'm usually happy after 1, 2 or 5 bottles of wine...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCO!! I hope you had a wonderful birthday! 
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Seriously? My toys are like my toothbrush. Not to be used on others!
That's mine and mine alone. I would be so pissed if it happened to me.
And yes... I DID find out my room mate used mine... I sent them to her by FedEx to her new apartment.
I told her it was her housewarming gift.
That's mine and mine alone. I would be so pissed if it happened to me.
And yes... I DID find out my room mate used mine... I sent them to her by FedEx to her new apartment.
I told her it was her housewarming gift.
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Quote by Dudealicious
What exactly was the question anyway?
Oh c'mon... You forget about a "Northern Girl's Longjohns"...
Come spring it disappears.
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Apparently there's a whole genre of "Bug Jewelry"... ~Shudder~ Gross
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Well if that's the case.... do I have to say I had to shag a cast member of twilight to get my sparkles? (oh gawwwd the humiliation)
You're in luck! Toss away that glittery fool and go with this! Rock bottom price of $425US!
You too can shit glitter!
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its all a crock of shit anyway
We gotta be on the same wavelength or something
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Don't worry LadyX... I electrocuted myself in the tub for my avatar pic. (FYI Water and electricity do NOT mix - Don't try this at home... I recommend swiping it off the net ;) )
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Be realistic... It's the internet.
If you feel the need to search out every single image posted on here, then you clearly have bigger issues that should be addressed.
Personally, I don't care. If you want to pretend to be something or someone you're not, who am I to burst your bubble. It's your fantasy. Not mine.
I'm not here to "pick up" anyone or anything... Except maybe a few friendships along the way. And if you think you should have bigger boobs and a smaller waist or a bigger penis and a 6pack to show off so people can oooh and aaaah over them, go for it. Who does it hurt?
I prefer to follow the sage advice of the imaginary Dr House... Everybody lies. Some people lie to themselves and some lie to others.
Accept it and move on.
If you feel the need to search out every single image posted on here, then you clearly have bigger issues that should be addressed.
Personally, I don't care. If you want to pretend to be something or someone you're not, who am I to burst your bubble. It's your fantasy. Not mine.
I'm not here to "pick up" anyone or anything... Except maybe a few friendships along the way. And if you think you should have bigger boobs and a smaller waist or a bigger penis and a 6pack to show off so people can oooh and aaaah over them, go for it. Who does it hurt?
I prefer to follow the sage advice of the imaginary Dr House... Everybody lies. Some people lie to themselves and some lie to others.
Accept it and move on.
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As a "man", and I say that tentitively, when you lash out in a passive aggressive manner, you look like a pussy whipped asswipe. Fucking blow me. I got more balls than you ever will, you braindead dickless wonder. I hope you spend endless hours jerking off and you chafe so badly you'll need fucking skin transplants. Your inappropriate and unwanted comments are not needed but I will continue to tease the ever-loving shit out of you with the hopes you somehow have a fucking heart attack and drop dead. Asshole. I hope your brain gets hemorrhoids cause your mouth already has it.
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I suggest a cat... Just in case your campaign doesn't work out for you...
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Was any of this really necessary? Did I miss something? From 3 postings I couldn't gather that much information about KnickerSniffer.
Except maybe his fantasy had become reality and he isn't prepared for the consequences.
I'm slightly surprised at the level of hostility in this thread.
Except maybe his fantasy had become reality and he isn't prepared for the consequences.
I'm slightly surprised at the level of hostility in this thread.
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I have flipped the tables on my partner once or twice. Tied him up and told him what to do instead of the other way around.
I'm not quite sure how that would be degrading though. None of what you listed is really something I would call degrading.
I took control and "had my way with him" just for a bit of a change.
It's not something I'd do often, but when I did... it was a lot of fun and we both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
I'm not quite sure how that would be degrading though. None of what you listed is really something I would call degrading.
I took control and "had my way with him" just for a bit of a change.
It's not something I'd do often, but when I did... it was a lot of fun and we both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
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After years of being on one side of the bar or the other, I found the best way to get rid of a hangover (or at least lessen the effects) is water or fruit juice of some kind, toast - preferably with peanut butter or even a banana. A hot shower helps and a couple of advil (ibuprofen).
Be careful though, do not take acetaminophen. The effects of the alcohol counteracting with the acetaminophen and your liver can be quite harmful. More so than the amount of alcohol can cause damage to your liver. Add acetaminophen to the mix and it can cause long lasting damage over a period of time.
Keep any meals light. Grease isn't good for you anyways and just because you have a hangover doesn't mean it's any better.
Don't gorge on water. It will upset your stomach and make you sick. Drinking it the night before between drinks is much better for you and will help you avoid the hangover the next day.
Be careful though, do not take acetaminophen. The effects of the alcohol counteracting with the acetaminophen and your liver can be quite harmful. More so than the amount of alcohol can cause damage to your liver. Add acetaminophen to the mix and it can cause long lasting damage over a period of time.
Keep any meals light. Grease isn't good for you anyways and just because you have a hangover doesn't mean it's any better.
Don't gorge on water. It will upset your stomach and make you sick. Drinking it the night before between drinks is much better for you and will help you avoid the hangover the next day.
