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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Dudealicious
For me I would have to say that it's my sense of humour and if that doesn't work it's my timing......I have patience, and can wait it out until she is drunk and finds me irresistable!
Oh and I smell like bacon!
Did you get the good wine this time? I prefer corked... not boxed.
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Pardon me... I'm going to try to answer this after a few glasses of wine.
Different colors travel at different speeds. So it might be a gradual return to full color, if we think that going so fast it would create a void which we might attribute with no color; or black and white. Like a fade out and in. But it might seem to happen in an instant.
Its a good pondering question. Thanks.
Different colors travel at different speeds. So it might be a gradual return to full color, if we think that going so fast it would create a void which we might attribute with no color; or black and white. Like a fade out and in. But it might seem to happen in an instant.
Its a good pondering question. Thanks.
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I've never had an issue with . I might get one spam email a week, if I'm lucky, past the filters.
And I can siphon's all my mother's useless joke emails into a separate folder so I can "Select All" and "DELETE".
The only thing I hate about it is all the advertising crap all over the damn thing. But I guess that's par for the course.
And I can siphon's all my mother's useless joke emails into a separate folder so I can "Select All" and "DELETE".
The only thing I hate about it is all the advertising crap all over the damn thing. But I guess that's par for the course.
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Quote by Callisto
oh I like both, but damn I kinda like anal a little more.. is that bad?
Nope... but then I might be biased as well.
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If I wanted to be realistic...
In a bar on a pool table - Felt burn leaves scars... that's all I have to say.
On a bed - Safest route by far... Couch is a close second. Kinda boring though.
In a swimming pool - Water is not a lubricant and chlorine is not a girls best friend.
On a beach - Sand! Enough said.
Underneath the stars - Great idea, if you can avoid the blood sucking mosquitos.
In a car - On the hood, maybe. Not a lot of room for more than a blowjob when you're tall.
In a park - I don't like being fined for Indecent Exposure. But kinky as hell if you can get away with it.
In a hot tub - No thanks. Again, water is not a lubricant and hot water is a breeding ground for bacteria.
On the bathroom floor - In the shower... Most definitely. The floor... Ummm, no.
Give me the kitchen table or hammock any day...
In a bar on a pool table - Felt burn leaves scars... that's all I have to say.
On a bed - Safest route by far... Couch is a close second. Kinda boring though.
In a swimming pool - Water is not a lubricant and chlorine is not a girls best friend.
On a beach - Sand! Enough said.
Underneath the stars - Great idea, if you can avoid the blood sucking mosquitos.
In a car - On the hood, maybe. Not a lot of room for more than a blowjob when you're tall.
In a park - I don't like being fined for Indecent Exposure. But kinky as hell if you can get away with it.
In a hot tub - No thanks. Again, water is not a lubricant and hot water is a breeding ground for bacteria.
On the bathroom floor - In the shower... Most definitely. The floor... Ummm, no.
Give me the kitchen table or hammock any day...
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Quote by littlemissbitch
omg im thinking about creating bacon lube! ;)
It's been done already!
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I wish... That people would step into another person's shoes and really see what they are going through on any given day.
In other words... Empathy
Oh... and ginga cookies for Shylass and waffles for sprite.
In other words... Empathy
Oh... and ginga cookies for Shylass and waffles for sprite.
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Would it be possible to rearrange the order of my Youtube videos?
I would like to keep certain ones from being buried under any new ones I might add without going back and readding them again. Sorta like what we can do with our favorite stories.
I would like to keep certain ones from being buried under any new ones I might add without going back and readding them again. Sorta like what we can do with our favorite stories.
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Piers Anthony's Xanth "Trilogy" enamored me until he hit about the 18th book... I had to give up after that.
Spider Robinson's Callahan Chronicles had me hooked from the very start and I still reread it at least once a year. I'd love to find Callahan's bar and go for an Irish Coffee.
Both these series of books are punny as hell, and I love them for it.
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Tank Girl
Demolition Man
The Blindside
The Terminal
The Legend of 1900
Dammit... I need to have Honorable Mentions
The Pursuit of Happyness
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Friends With Benefits
Demolition Man
The Blindside
The Terminal
The Legend of 1900
Dammit... I need to have Honorable Mentions
The Pursuit of Happyness
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Friends With Benefits
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I will run away when a man raises their voice to yell at me in a heated discussion.
I will cringe in fear, cry or flash into a rage whenever someone threatens my personal space.
I am cynical and untrusting and cannot take anything that a man says at face value because I will always believe they have an ulterior motive to hurt me.
If they try to get close to me (physically or mentally) I will beat a fast retreat. I avoid it at all costs.
Even my male friends. I don't trust things they may say or do and will always feel like a second class citizen in their eyes.
Even though they have never done anything but the exact opposite.
I'm afraid to give my opinion, make a decision, or even leave the house on some days. I am constantly second guessing myself.
I've gone to counselling.
I've taken self-defense classes.
I've tried anti-depressants and anxiety meds.
I've even tried having a normal relationship.
None of these things seem to be working.
It's been a few years, and I am still afraid.
Am I doomed to be a statistic forever?
I used to be outgoing and loved to go and try new things and experience life.
Now... not so much, if at all.
Anyone else with thoughts? Tips? Tricks? Anything?
I will cringe in fear, cry or flash into a rage whenever someone threatens my personal space.
I am cynical and untrusting and cannot take anything that a man says at face value because I will always believe they have an ulterior motive to hurt me.
If they try to get close to me (physically or mentally) I will beat a fast retreat. I avoid it at all costs.
Even my male friends. I don't trust things they may say or do and will always feel like a second class citizen in their eyes.
Even though they have never done anything but the exact opposite.
I'm afraid to give my opinion, make a decision, or even leave the house on some days. I am constantly second guessing myself.
I've gone to counselling.
I've taken self-defense classes.
I've tried anti-depressants and anxiety meds.
I've even tried having a normal relationship.
None of these things seem to be working.
It's been a few years, and I am still afraid.
Am I doomed to be a statistic forever?
I used to be outgoing and loved to go and try new things and experience life.
Now... not so much, if at all.
Anyone else with thoughts? Tips? Tricks? Anything?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I love maple syrup - but burnt sausage dipped in maple syrup gets me more excited than waffles or pancakes. Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
That goes with anything. Eggs, french toast, pancakes OR waffles. Crispy burnt skinned sausages dipped in warm maple syrup. *sigh*swoon*
But I can't decide.
I make my kids pancakes all the time. Crepes, too.
I have french toast when I make cinnamon swirl bread.
But waffles are a ritual easter/thanksgiving/birthday/christmas/(insert holiday here) morning traditon in my house. My dad made the best caramel pecan praline waffles and towering blueberry, strawberry, banana fruit concoctions and waffles with ice cream and chocolate syrup. The list is endless. Maybe I am a closet waffle lover?
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Yup.
I was recently married when she called and I answered the phone.
She got very upset with me because SHE was his girlfriend and who was I answering the phone.
Once we established that I was his WIFE, she shut up long enough for me to hang up the phone on her.
I had every single one of his belongings sitting outside on the lawn when he got home.
He had been seeing her almost as long as we'd been married.
The divorce papers were signed a week later. That's how I dealt with it.
I was recently married when she called and I answered the phone.
She got very upset with me because SHE was his girlfriend and who was I answering the phone.
Once we established that I was his WIFE, she shut up long enough for me to hang up the phone on her.
I had every single one of his belongings sitting outside on the lawn when he got home.
He had been seeing her almost as long as we'd been married.
The divorce papers were signed a week later. That's how I dealt with it.
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I'm a total sucker for blue eyes.
I never realized it until I thought about it.
Almost all the men I've dated had blue eyes, although I did break the mold and dated a guy with green eyes once. But only once...
I never realized it until I thought about it.
Almost all the men I've dated had blue eyes, although I did break the mold and dated a guy with green eyes once. But only once...
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Quote by ctv101
do you unfriend an ex on facebook?
my ex is still in my friends list. and since we have a lot of coomon friends, i know that even if i remove him, i'd still get news about him & vice versa. i've unsubscribed from his posts, though. still, it sucks seeing pics of him & his brand new girlfriend.
It would depend on the relationship you had with him and if you wanted to delete him.
I've only ever had two exes that I cannot stand seeing and I would delete them in a heartbeat.
The rest I stayed on friendly terms and I'm glad to see them carry on.
Of course, I feel that twinge of jealousy when I see a particular ex with his wife and twin babies plastered on facebook, but I am genuinely happy that he's happy. We weren't right for each other and we parted amicably.
But of course, I always think of "What if?" then shake myself and carry on doing what I have to do.
As for the OP question... Live music festivals are a great way to meet like-minded people. Not necessarily for dating purposes alone but to get out and meet new people that may have single friends they would LOVE to introduce you to!
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Dear inSignificant Other,
You're just SO much fucking fun to be around! NOT...
You got some ass kissing to do. I suggest you start soon.
I'm tired of babysitting you. Man the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Your Frustrated & Pissed Off Girlfriend
You're just SO much fucking fun to be around! NOT...
You got some ass kissing to do. I suggest you start soon.
I'm tired of babysitting you. Man the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Your Frustrated & Pissed Off Girlfriend
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It sounds like someone wasn't very discreet.
Not all girls like to be called a slut.
Just because she slept with two guys on two different nights does not make her a slut.
IF it was me, I'd tell you off as well. Not only is it none of your business what I did with someone else, but to listen to gossip about me would make me think you care entirely too much about what other people think.
And I, personally, have never cared what other people think of me unless it's my partner. They are the only other person's opinion that I care about. If he listened to the gossip around town about my past and believed it, and thought he should confront me about it... I would be more than a little upset.
Not all girls like to be called a slut.
Just because she slept with two guys on two different nights does not make her a slut.
IF it was me, I'd tell you off as well. Not only is it none of your business what I did with someone else, but to listen to gossip about me would make me think you care entirely too much about what other people think.
And I, personally, have never cared what other people think of me unless it's my partner. They are the only other person's opinion that I care about. If he listened to the gossip around town about my past and believed it, and thought he should confront me about it... I would be more than a little upset.
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Damn
I thought this thread was all about finding one of these...
I thought this thread was all about finding one of these...