I heard it comes with its own glitter ball and soundtrack from the 70's.
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I heard it comes with its own glitter ball and soundtrack from the 70's.
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TheDevilsWeakness
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I heard it comes with its own glitter ball and soundtrack from the 70's.
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One more thing...
Maybe to stop the multiple "Looking for..." threads from popping up all the time... Maybe a sticky thread called "Looking for a Dom(me)/sub" would do the trick?
Just a suggestion.
Maybe to stop the multiple "Looking for..." threads from popping up all the time... Maybe a sticky thread called "Looking for a Dom(me)/sub" would do the trick?
Just a suggestion.
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Quote by Pennylovesu
Is it neccessary to be sarcastic and belittling of other peeps' posts? I think not.
Sometimes yes... and sometimes no.
Not everyone is hardwired to kiss ass and hold people by the hand to wander through the forums. It happens. Some of us "old-timers" have seen countless (and yes, I do mean countless) people come and go through here. They ask questions that have been already asked over and over again. And even re-ask the same question that has JUST been asked just 4 little postings before they ask.
Reading comprehension is sadly lacking for some that join a STORIES site.
Some of us get tired of mentioning to try the search function when we know they'll be gone in another 2 or 3 days.
If you stick around you'll notice it after awhile, too. Shit happens... go with the flow and please don't try to rock the boat. I don't feel like swimming today.
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Quote by Shylass
(I still don't get a badge, do I?)
I think it's a ploy... It's his new pickup line.
Gav told me I *might* be one of the first to receive a Bug Slayer Badge.
Never happened. Well played, sir. Well played.
But kudos for originality!
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No thanks... I'm quite comfortable in my anonymity.
I've had a bad experience on more than one occasion where I've had people show up unannounced that I met on the internet.
Now I make it quite clear I do not want to ever meet.
IF I ever do decide to meet anyone, it will be on MY terms, at MY discretion.
I've had a bad experience on more than one occasion where I've had people show up unannounced that I met on the internet.
Now I make it quite clear I do not want to ever meet.
IF I ever do decide to meet anyone, it will be on MY terms, at MY discretion.
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Quote by 1ball
For those who say no, because it's something that somebody else calls you, I can see that point of view, but you could also say the same for a woman who calls herself a doll or an angel or cute or pretty or anything that is in the eye of the beholder and not the beheld. Same for a guy who calls himself a self-serving name and there's a lot of those around.
Yeah and I'd like to thank my parents for being the bane of my existence and naming me Angel...
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Anytime I hear a woman call herself a MILF I think to myself "Oh my... Isn't she a pretentious bitch."
Sure it's great to "toot your own horn" but c'mon, really? A woman calling herself a MILF is kinda creepy. This is something someone else calls you.
Sure it's great to "toot your own horn" but c'mon, really? A woman calling herself a MILF is kinda creepy. This is something someone else calls you.
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That... is entirely too much work.
I spent all the time I plan on spending into making my profile and writing my stories. I could not be bothered to make another profile. I'm just not that motivated.
If I really want to hide to get "quiet time", I'll just log out and go do something else. Offline.
I spent all the time I plan on spending into making my profile and writing my stories. I could not be bothered to make another profile. I'm just not that motivated.
If I really want to hide to get "quiet time", I'll just log out and go do something else. Offline.
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I think I've run out of rage... Now I just avoid you fucking weirdos at all cost.
I only deal with positive people now. I never realized what a total fucking buzzkill you people were.
It never matters what I say you have a negative fucking answer.
"Oh, it's raining."
That gets me the total fucking northern hemisphere's forecast and how we're all in big trouble with Mother Nature and that you'd said years ago that the world was in trouble and something should be done about it!
Did you really KNOW every little fucking depressing thing? Or do you just make that shit up on the fly?
I usually tune you the fuck out after the 6th word. I'm getting better. I used to do about 5mins into the conversation.
UGH!! GRRR!!
I only deal with positive people now. I never realized what a total fucking buzzkill you people were.
It never matters what I say you have a negative fucking answer.
"Oh, it's raining."
That gets me the total fucking northern hemisphere's forecast and how we're all in big trouble with Mother Nature and that you'd said years ago that the world was in trouble and something should be done about it!
Did you really KNOW every little fucking depressing thing? Or do you just make that shit up on the fly?
I usually tune you the fuck out after the 6th word. I'm getting better. I used to do about 5mins into the conversation.
UGH!! GRRR!!
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you have been judged... FIRST PRIZE! *hugs*
LMAO Thanks sprite! All my friends used to make fun of me for playing the game. But I still liked it.
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Don't judge me, but I used to play it... with my kids. And I liked it.
My favorite was always Eevee. Lots of possibilities with that one.
My favorite was always Eevee. Lots of possibilities with that one.
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Filthy
You scored 84% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
What the hell? Where did the other 16% go to? It must be when I'm sleeping!
You scored 84% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
What the hell? Where did the other 16% go to? It must be when I'm sleeping!
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Ummm... Write great stories?
This isn't Tumblr or Twitter... Making friends is how we "follow" each other on Lush.
If you write stories you may get followers for your writing, but for everyday kinda stuff just adding friends will do the same sort of thing.
This isn't Tumblr or Twitter... Making friends is how we "follow" each other on Lush.
If you write stories you may get followers for your writing, but for everyday kinda stuff just adding friends will do the same sort of thing.
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I try to schedule my spontaneous arousals on Mondays... if at all possible.
Sometimes I buck the trend and aim for Thursdays instead.
Sometimes I buck the trend and aim for Thursdays instead.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I wish God took exchanges on wangs.
I mean, how would you feel if every time you get naked in front of your girlfriend she tries to fasten a camera to the top of your head?
Does it have a quality zoom?
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Dammit... I blame it on a lack of coffee... I meant to say
Some can WRITE better than "Insert A into Slot B" *sigh*
I KNOW you probably could do better though LM...
Some can WRITE better than "Insert A into Slot B" *sigh*
I KNOW you probably could do better though LM...