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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
Canada

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This was a long time ago. My Dom, at the time, was learning the art of rope tying and he was getting quite good at it.
I was strung up and tied down in all kinds of positions.
The funniest was when he said, "You know, if you just moved to the left, I'd be able to do this easier."
That's when I pointed out it might be a little difficult to do so... He had me strung from the ceiling.
Quote by Dudealicious

My woman has had a kid and does not have stretch marks and saggy breasts to what you have just explained. How mature are you talking about here?


Some women aren't that lucky.
If being an insensitive prick was a full-time job... He'd have 10yrs worth of overtime.
No words... absolutely no fucking words.
GRRRR!!
Everyone knows my first name if they looked at my profile. I've never made it a secret.
There's only one person that knows my full name.
She's a well-respected member of Lush so I don't find it an issue with her knowing.
Quote by Dark_Lord

Do you think a guy is Less of a man because he helps around the house by doing stuff like, doing the dishes, hanging up the washing, taking out the trash?

Because some of my males friends still believe the women's place is in the kitchen and he shouldnt be doing stuff like that.



Have your friends moved out of their parents house, yet?
Cause single guys do that all the time. Unless they still live at home with their parents OR they live in a pigsty.
HAHAHA I personally think that's hilarious that Dude answered him first!

Sorry, Muffin... I couldn't help but point that out!
Is this one of those trick questions?

Of course... I have no difficulties compromising. It's probably not gonna be vaginal sex though.
Quote by sisters
I've just read the story "There's More than One Way to Skin an Angel" which shows on the home page as being submitted on the 02 August 2012 and yet on the story page itself it shows the added date of 21 October 2011.


Thanks for reading... but I know why it says that.
It's taken me that long to get my act together to finish the story.
I started it on that date. I do that with a lot of my stories.
I've started them months ago with an idea and a rough draft and then I save it but I don't submit it.
I work on it over a few months until its finally finished.
When I finally submit it for verification it gives away my secrets.
I have about 20 stories started that way. Sorry for any confusion.
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Yes, of course. I would be surprised if anyone could say that they never have fantsized of someone else than their current lover. Perhaps it is just because it is so intrinsic to my sex life that it is hard to fathom that it is not a part of someone elses.

I suspect that this is particularly true of Lushies. We love the fantasy world; it is why we are here. If I could not imagine Personal Assistant, or Dancing Doll, or Sexyvixen (or perhaps you), life would be so boring!


*Raises hand*

I would be one of those ones that has never fantasized about someone else while having sex with my partner. I tend to be entirely focused on him. It's just something I've never done.

But masturbating... that's a whole 'nother story! Jason Statham *SIGH*
I have to say, I don't post a lot of stories. But when I do, it never takes very long for them to be verified.
Today, for example, had to be one of the fastest I've ever had a story posted.
10mins. Tops. Seriously. From the time I pushed the "Submit" button to walking in my kitchen and making myself a cup of coffee and back.
I sat down at the computer and saw my story on the front page.

Common sense tells me to spell check my work. And with a few tips and pointers, found in the forums, I can now handle the basics in correcting my own mistakes. I try not to toss the story verifiers shoddy shit. I take the time to go over my work.
Hopefully, there's not too many mistakes that need fixing, but when I first submitted stories. UGH! I'd like to apologize for that.

I really don't mind waiting a day or two if needed. I tried a different site once *GASP* (Yes, I know ) and it took them 2 weeks to verify and post the single story I submitted.
Safe to say... I don't frequent that site. Thanks, but no thanks. It's just not Lush.
For a random stranger... No.
For my partner... Yes.

My ex was one of the most selfish guys I met. He would literally sulk if I didn't give him a blowjob... everyday.
He thought he deserved it. It got to the point I hated it, when I used to love doing it.
I resented him immensely. No appreciation in it except that he got to get off and to hell if I did.
It didn't take long to ditch him... for a few other reasons, as well.

BUT... It did take me a long while before I would give my current partner a blowjob because of this one douchebag.
Now, I have no issues with giving him one everyday if he wants it. I even like to surprise him from time to time when he least expects it. He appreciates it and doesn't make it seem like a chore. Nor does he pout if I'm just not up for it. But I'm willing if he is... most times.
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Nice work mazz,,

How many days a month can you paint these masterpeice's? I have ADHD or something like that.
I know many that do, and as a group, were always looking for good, solid investments.
One more thing; can you paint in any other colors, other than read, ~@#*#@~ I mean red!

scooter


This is for the off weeks when you're not needing them... makes a nice chandelier, no?

Quote by MoonlightSerenity

I agree with you. And I'm trying my hardest to not go off at him....


Uh oh! Someone take her phone before she makes it cry again...
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Oh is that all. I was hoping it was going to be something kinky, LOL!!


You haven't tried to have sex with 3 layers of clothes on then... Not only is it acrobatic it can get quite kinky
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Am I missing something? What does living in Canada have to do with leaving on your boxers?


You know its cold when you go to bed with 3 layers of clothes on... That's how cold some of the winter nights can get in Canada!
For those of us that's less numerically inclined... 15... then I have to start all over again because I switched hands.
And if I leave my shoes on its only 5!

I've really got to learn how to count without using my fingers and toes
Pictures can lie. They're only two dimensional. Sounds like her personality is as well.
I'd chalk it up as experience. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of a reply.
Although its too bad you didn't snap a picture of her when you met.
You could've sent it back to her with a picture she sent to you as a comparison so she could see the hypocrisy staring her in the face.

But then again... she probably wouldn't have noticed.
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this thread seems to be so haphazard !!!!

Rage is a part of one's self...like a well trained pet dog... which can be let lose of people who are intimidating.... i keep my dog very much in control but.....we all have our limits for everything....


Please note #4 & #5 & #6...

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Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.

1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).

2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.

3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.

4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.

5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.

6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun. smile

Quote by menarealwaysignorged

Just because you're in the 00.5% of a successful relationship doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else


Just because your bitter and cynical doesn't mean everyone thinks the same as you do.
There is someone just as bitter and cynical as you are and they're waiting for you to "sweep" them... under the rug. Or off their feet. The question is will you recognize it while wallowing in your self-induced pity party? Or will you ignore them?

A successful relationship isn't love btw. If it were, then me and Hershey's Peanut Butter Cups have been going "steady" for over two decades. It's successful because it's there when I need it and it tastes DAMN good.
I, in turn, make their stocks go up with every chocolate I buy. Win-Win situation.

I say this because I, too, am a bitter, cynical, jaded and hateful bitch when the need arises. (It's a failing I'm working on)
Quit blaming everyone else and take a long look at yourself. Self-pity isn't attractive. Nor is bitterness.

Love is what you make of it. If you only put half the effort into it then you'll only get a 50% return. And the same goes for the partner you're with.