Granted... This is in Ask the Guys... But you're gonna get my 2 cents worth.
IF it were your husband hugging another woman all the time and you were pregnant... What would you think?
IF I were his wife I'd be jealous. Extremely. And I could blame it on hormones when I batted him in the head with a frying pan.
I, personally, think your asking for trouble. Keep it to talking and flirting only and the hugging totally off-limits.
There is no such thing as privacy in a house with one bathroom.
That little luxury is not available.
Is it a sexual thing? Nope.
Fuck... Off...
No, it's not that time of the month.
I'm just in a bad fucking mood. My day is not going according to plan.
I should've stayed in bed. My luck the fucking bed would break. Or the house would catch fire. Or it would flood. Or something equally horrific would happen. Everything I try to do today is turning to absolute shit!
So the next insensitive asshole that asks me if I'm ragging it is gonna get a punch in the head... with a brick!! GRRRR!!
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Brokenhearted (This only lasted for about as long as the conversation I had with his girlfriend - give or take a minute or two)
Divorced (It might've been Widow but I'm not that good with moving targets)
Bitter (In other words... Man Hating Bitch on wheels)
Single
In a Relationship
When I got him to try it. He stopped smoking and ate more pineapple. Before that it tasted downright nasty.
Dear Neighbor,
Are you really that brain dead to ask me if what my 5yr old kid said to your 5yr old kid was true?
He's 5. Not that I care, but really?
Did you get him to put his hand on the bible and make him swear it was truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Did you think asking me in front of everyone would make me deny it? Or feel bad about it?
Did you hear the other parents gasp? I'm not quite sure if it was because of my answer or that they couldn't believe the fucking nerve you had to ask it in front of 50 people.
The next time you pull a stunt like this in front of crowd I will fire with both barrels.
1. It's true. I don't like you. I said so. It's not my fault you thought I was joking. I laugh and smile when someone pisses me off. I can't help it. I laughed because I'm secretly thinking in my head what a fucking moron you are but how it wouldn't be appropriate to say it out loud.
2. You're a fucking pig. Lazy, disgusting, slob, whatever you want to call it, you're a fucking mess. Go brush your teeth and comb your greasy fucking hair. Maybe try washing your clothes once a week. That white NHL hockey shirt you wear 24/7 is GREY!
3. No. My kid will never set foot in your house for a play date with your kid. You have MOLD on your ceiling. You have a fucking science project growing on your counter underneath MOUNDS of dirty dishes and other things I couldn't identify. And that's what I could see from the doorway.
4. Your house SMELLS of cat piss. And like a sewer backed up in it. Your husband should be ashamed of himself. You need serious help. BOTH of you. My barnyard is cleaner.
5. Your holier-than-thou attitude can get checked at the door. I don't give a fuck if you were the prom queen in high school. I tried to help you on a few occasions and you were a righteous bitch. Take you bible and ram jam it up your arse. I don't NEED to go to church. Or spout gospel. Or tell people they're going to burn in hell. I don't care. This is Canada. I'd like someplace warm when I die.
6. Your child is more than welcome to come to my house. I will feed and bathe him and make sure he's safe. I am not that fucking pathetic. He's a good kid. Let's hope you don't screw this one up.
So the next time you feel you should drag our kids into it, at least have the decency to not do it in front of the entire PTA.
I really don't give a fuck what you think of me, but I am sitting in the vice chair so show a little tact and respect. Or I won't the next time.
Where is Shylass for "Guess the Thread"?
I need an interpreter. I haven't had enough coffee yet to read between the lines.
countrygirl58: Next time you might want to elaborate in that blank spot under the title of the thread. I don't like to be confused early in the morning. It makes me cranky.
Fifteen years ago I preferred older men. Now, I just don't care about age.
It's not a dealbreaker if I find a man that's intelligent, witty and attractive (to me), only to find out he's fifteen or twenty years older than I am.
I, personally, love it. As LMB says, to each their own.
to stop procrastinating and write.
JOB implies getting paid for it in some fashion...
A handjob means my arm gets tired.
A blowjob means my jaw gets sore.
And a footjob... well, I think I'll pass on that.
I'm selfish... Seriously, what's in it for me?
I'll return the favor willingly if it's reciprocated.
But if I had to choose just one JOB then I'll be the chick with the camera, in the corner, taping someone else doing it.
Never... good post 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATUREBOY!! 
