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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Dudealicious
Why oh why do I hear dueling banjos playing as this is all coming to fruition?
I have this posted on my land (It's a warning sign... not foreplay Dude)
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I can feel my redneck tendencies coming out here...
I've done it a few times.
Once because an old guy was totally inebriated and I had to pour him into a friends truck so he could take him home.
This was not fun and nearly ruined my back for a week - He was a big man.
Another time because I was deeply insulted by an ignorant prick at a bar. I surprised myself and lost my temper and one hand lifted him, by his balls, off the floor by a couple of inches.
I don't take kindly to having complete strangers insult me or my children, especially in a bar.
After the adrenaline rush wore off my arm felt like jelly.
Again, this was not what I considered a good time.
Could I do it for a long period of time? Probably, I'm a farm girl.
The question is would I want to... not likely, nor do I really want anyone else carrying me.
I've done it a few times.
Once because an old guy was totally inebriated and I had to pour him into a friends truck so he could take him home.
This was not fun and nearly ruined my back for a week - He was a big man.
Another time because I was deeply insulted by an ignorant prick at a bar. I surprised myself and lost my temper and one hand lifted him, by his balls, off the floor by a couple of inches.
I don't take kindly to having complete strangers insult me or my children, especially in a bar.
After the adrenaline rush wore off my arm felt like jelly.
Again, this was not what I considered a good time.
Could I do it for a long period of time? Probably, I'm a farm girl.
The question is would I want to... not likely, nor do I really want anyone else carrying me.
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At 6' tall myself, I've yet to meet a man that is too tall.
I was set up on a blind date by friends with a guy that was 6'9... he was too self-conscious about his heighth to really have fun with it.
I was set up on a blind date by friends with a guy that was 6'9... he was too self-conscious about his heighth to really have fun with it.
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I like Sour Cherry Blasters and Chocolate Covered Pretzels in the theatre these days.
When I was a kid, my mom and dad used to take us to the drive-in's. Mom would make a big batch of popcorn w/butter and salt. Then she drizzled chocolate and caramel over it and add a few handfuls of honey roasted peanuts and candied pecans. It was always the ultimate treat to munch on.
When I was a kid, my mom and dad used to take us to the drive-in's. Mom would make a big batch of popcorn w/butter and salt. Then she drizzled chocolate and caramel over it and add a few handfuls of honey roasted peanuts and candied pecans. It was always the ultimate treat to munch on.
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Quote by Shylass
I was in a second-hand book shop the other day, and saw this:
The note says, "BEST SELLER (Gawd knows why!)"
Even this is overpriced...
I read two chapters at a friends place (Yes, two... I had hoped it would get better... I was disappointed) and I came to the conclusion it would be better used as tinder for my outdoor BBQ.
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I, personally prefer to wear my riding leathers if I'm on a bike... maybe that's just me...
Road rash and skin grafts aren't at the top of my list of things I want to experience.
Road rash and skin grafts aren't at the top of my list of things I want to experience.
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This is a trick question, isn't it?
I've heard a lot of things about men... but it doesn't mean I have the audacity to apply it to all of them either.
I've heard a lot of things about men... but it doesn't mean I have the audacity to apply it to all of them either.
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I heard if you don't make eye contact you're straight...
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Why am I continually surprised? I really should know better...
You have a brain but you avoid using it. I'm not here to do your thinking for you. Don't be so fucking lazy.
I don't have all the answers to your life's problems. I barely have the answers to my own.
My space is my own. Stay the fuck out of it. Get your own life and quit trying to live vicariously through me. I'm not that fascinating.
I don't like people crowding me. Back the fuck off. If I want to be alone it means I want to unwind and recharge, not because I'm pissed off at you.
So go the fuck away and leave me alone.
Trust me, if I'm pissed off AT you, you'll know it.
MY little corner of the world does not revolve around yours.
You have a brain but you avoid using it. I'm not here to do your thinking for you. Don't be so fucking lazy.
I don't have all the answers to your life's problems. I barely have the answers to my own.
My space is my own. Stay the fuck out of it. Get your own life and quit trying to live vicariously through me. I'm not that fascinating.
I don't like people crowding me. Back the fuck off. If I want to be alone it means I want to unwind and recharge, not because I'm pissed off at you.
So go the fuck away and leave me alone.
Trust me, if I'm pissed off AT you, you'll know it.
MY little corner of the world does not revolve around yours.
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I found an old box of tapes... which led me on the search for my old records... which led me on a search for my old record player... which led to a glass of wine and groovy old tunes
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I ask because I have a friend (who has told me about this situation in her life with her boyfriend/fiancee) and they've been together two years next month. I think she's planning on marrying the guy (if he ever pops the question) sometime next April/May.
Please tell me she can't be that silly to think he's going to pop the question when he can't even plan an evening and take a pill. They've been together for two years? Puhleeze...
Either he's embarrassed, forgetful or a complete ass to not take it.
The only way I'd stick that out is if he's embarrassed to admit he has a problem, but since he has a prescription for it in the first place (I'm guessing he had to go to a doctor to get it) I don't think he's that embarrassed.
I'd say ditch the ignorant ass unless there's other extenuating circumstances that we don't know about.
He might just come around if he's alone.
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My favorite's are Yardley's Old English Lavender or Burt's Bees Peppermint & Rosemary...
I've used both for years and they don't clash with my perfume.
I've used both for years and they don't clash with my perfume.
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A lack of confidence is not a dealbreaker. Nor is being shy.
What is the dealbreaker is self-pity and a piss poor attitude.
Everyone can have a bad day, but the ones that dwell on that shit and regurgitate it over and over...
It gets REAL old fast.
I personally prefer the shy, quiet and thoughtful type.
These are the guys that speak when they have something to say and not because they have to say something to break the silence.
What is the dealbreaker is self-pity and a piss poor attitude.
Everyone can have a bad day, but the ones that dwell on that shit and regurgitate it over and over...
It gets REAL old fast.
I personally prefer the shy, quiet and thoughtful type.
These are the guys that speak when they have something to say and not because they have to say something to break the silence.
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That chip on your shoulder is shining through your posting.
My knee-jerk reaction is in response to that.
If I was at all wrong in anything I said in response to your postings I apologize.
I might've been reading into the posting entirely too much.
My knee-jerk reaction is in response to that.
If I was at all wrong in anything I said in response to your postings I apologize.
I might've been reading into the posting entirely too much.
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Quote by Sprichler
aye, there are a plethora of men who also fit that standard of Lazy, bitchy whiny and incompetent devil, you do have an amazing sense for pointing out something someone might see as obvious.
Yes, the cows are more useful then most of the MEN and WOMEN, however, you are crossing lines with "high-tech super-farms" that have automated services that do most of the heavy lifting, which is not the small family farm area that i live in. A type that is slowly disappearing as they get bought out or sold off by kids who don't want to do it anymore. There is still a plethora of work that is done by hand, despite the tractors taking care of all the plowing and planting, the fact that you would say there is virtually no work left done by hand on farms leads me to assume your "experience" isn't as well rounded or in depth as you would lead us to believe.
why aren't the women out doing work on the farm? because the majority of the work is done by hired hands as the kids and the women can't be bothered to do it. again, as i stated earlier, this is MY neck of the woods. not a general example of all things.
and men calling women bitches is just the same. its easier to call you a bitch then to say "your an overemotional train wreck that fails to think in the long term, and expects me to understand everything that comes out of your mouth despite the fact you give me no logical ground to do so and therefore unjustly accuse me of being insensitive or stupid, then expect me to not look at women in better physical condition then you because you let yourself go, then get snotty with me when i catch you looking at other guys"
sorry for the thread jack.
I find it difficult to lump everyone under one general assumption. It's not my style. I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. And if you try to insult me with "All your big multi-syllable words" I just might have to run out and get meself a dickshunary.
I, too, grew up on a small farm just like the rest of them in my area. I now run my own small hobby farm. Down the road there are 4 very large high-tech operating farms. All state-of-the-art technology goes into them. Two of them are even featured as the wave of the future in farming. My farm is a baby in comparison.
While I'm still running around with small square bales, these guys run with round bales on their tractors.
They have automated gutter cleaners, I use a shovel.
They have feed dispensers, my kids go out and use a pail to feed the chickens and geese.
These guys have brand new 6 wheeled heavy duty John Deere's, I have a 4wheel front-end loader Case that's close to 20yrs old.
They have combine's they can drive with CD/radio's and microwaves built-in. Mine attaches to the pto on the back of my tractor.
I'm all over finding something hi-tech for picking rocks though.
It's not so much that the kids are selling off these family owned farms... blame society. There's no money to be made to be able to survive on these small farms. It's constant stress and worry. Farming life is a labor of love but many farmers have to have 1 or 2 jobs to be able to live it. I do. One bad year can screw you out of thousands of dollars because it was too wet or too dry. Crop Insurance is a joke and the amount of money that goes into raising animals is nowhere near the amount they bring in when they go to auction or sold by the pound for other people's dinner plates.
I NEVER had the luxury of hired hands now or even while growing up. That's what family is for. It wasn't something we had a choice in, and I have no regrets being raised like this.
Maybe next time instead of venting your obvious hate for fat people and hiding it behind "in your area", just say it like it is instead of saying all women that farm are big-titted because they're lazy cows.
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Hey now, what a minute!!! I do NOT have a beergut, damnit!
I've never called you an asshole either...
to your face
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Quote by Sprichler
or it could be a local thing. in my neck of the woods, the only chicks with DDs sitting on her chest also have them sitting on her stomach rolls. i see more bigger girls with bigger boobs. its not uncommon. and IF this were all "genetic/medical" then i wouldn't be making that statement; but you can not convince me that the majority of girls are all affected by the same thyroid/insert medical condition here and it has nothing to do with sitting around, eating more then they should (and it not being healthy) on top of drinking all kinds of high calorie beer then not exercising. around here, being an active farming community, the women are referred to as heifers because they are fat as the cows in the fields and do about as much work.
Then all the men are called "assholes" because we go after girls we find physically attractive and dont "see" bigger girls for their "personality".
in my area, the women are almost all lazy, fat, and bitchy. cows is a super accurate reference. excuse me for having a standard.
I find this mildly amusing.
I grew up in a part of farming community. We at least had the courtesy of calling the women AND men that seem to fit your criteria - LAZY
Not heifers or cows. They're useful. You can milk them, breed them, or slaughter them for meat.
Oh... and if you live in a farming community, why aren't these "lazy, fat and bitchy women" out working their asses off like I do? I haven't went to a gym in about three years cause I get my workout everyday on the farm.
I'm guessing its because the "lazy, fat and bitchy men" have so many gizmos and gadgets and hi-tech whodads to make farming life soooo much easier, and cost-efficient that machines do all the heavy lifting and robots do all the milking that getting a workout from living on a farm is non-existent nowadays.
And when women call men "assholes" its because its easier than saying you're "a bunch of insensitive pricks with beerguts and a small willy with the IQ of a gnat that doesn't know how to treat a women with grace, kindness and respect"
Sorry for the threadjack
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Quote by legallyme
So I was talking to one of my girlfriends the other day who recently moved in with her boyfriend and she said something that caught me off guard; She said that it was a good thing that she and him were fucking otherwise living with him would have been unbearable. Do you think that it is possible to live with a guy without sex?
It is. I have a boyfriend as a room mate. One day the sex just disappeared.
He's a good man but he has absolutely no sex drive.
Is it driving me crazy? You betcha! But I love him and we'll work it out somehow.
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Quote by Shylass
Maybe some of us have sad little lives and don't feel horny all the time, and/or are so sad we don't have any real friends
I'm going to respectfully disagree with you.
As with any club or group people belong to, there is only so much that can be discussed about certain areas involved in that particular club or group before moving onto other issues that you might share so that you can connect to others in that same group.
Just as the most of us here at Lush have gotten tired of the great Pubic Hair Debate and Do You Like Anal threads that somehow start once or twice a week.
We've already discussed that shit to death.
While some of us have evolved past the yank and wank time, the newcomers haven't.
So fill your boots and start ANOTHER masturbation survey.
The rest of us will discuss recipes and global issues and how our government is taking us all for a ride to hell while the kiddies are playing in the perv pool.