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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by sprite
all teasing aside, Dude is actually one of the nicest men on Lush.Believe it or not, Magical Felix too, although he would probably deny it.
Uh oh... you're in BIG trouble now!
You're ruining their reputations sprite!
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Quote by Dudealicious
Please speak for yourself, I have never harrassed any woman on Lush so I am not sure why you would apologize on behalf of me. But I appreciate you reaching out to the women of Lush. There are some great guys here, but thanks for snowballing us.
Dude prefers to call it Schmoozing not Harassing
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Quote by Jack_42
Is my memory serving me wrong or is the overall response to this (some by the same people) completely different to when a guy asked the same question on a recent post? Not that I wish to moralise - I'm just baffled by the contradiction.
Because it's easier to call a man a lying, cheating asshole. No one wants to call a woman that to their face.
Welcome to real life.
IF you want your marriage to work, then talk to your husband. IF you don't, at least have the decency to end it.
From what you've described, its not working out for either of you sexually in the bedroom.
Did you ever bother to find out what HE likes? Or is it all about you?
Or are you too busy checking out the (since your family would disown you cause he's black) hanging around where you work out to bother finding out what's going on with your husband sexually?
In the end, that , is only a dick. Its up to you figure out if its something more or less than that.
*Alright... I'm done rambling now... I need a coffee*
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I once drew a dinosaur on my left arm in school. Multi-colored, not discreet, but right THERE.
My dad beat the shit out of what my mother had not already scattered across the living room, when he got home.
No tats for this guy. They're so.........permanent.
Geez WMM... I'd kick your ass too if you put that on there!
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The voting never really bothered me much... I was rather thrilled to receive 3's let alone 5's.
It wasn't something I had any issue with and the fact someone took the time to vote and/or comment on my story was more than enough for me. (Yes, I have, at times, had issues with self-worth)
I did however, receive a rather blunt comment on one of my stories. I ruminated and mulled over that comment for awhile. At first I was rather peeved about it, but then I took what they said at face value and 6 months later mailed him a thank you note. What they said was valid and made total sense. I have now thought of his comment on every single one of my stories since then and hopefully it's made me a better writer.
I've been fortunate enough to not receive any really nasty comments on my stories, but I do expect it... at some point.
It wasn't something I had any issue with and the fact someone took the time to vote and/or comment on my story was more than enough for me. (Yes, I have, at times, had issues with self-worth)
I did however, receive a rather blunt comment on one of my stories. I ruminated and mulled over that comment for awhile. At first I was rather peeved about it, but then I took what they said at face value and 6 months later mailed him a thank you note. What they said was valid and made total sense. I have now thought of his comment on every single one of my stories since then and hopefully it's made me a better writer.
I've been fortunate enough to not receive any really nasty comments on my stories, but I do expect it... at some point.
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Just a couple of winter shots from last year...
I used a Nikon F80 and Kodak Royal Gold 200 film.
I process my own personal photos.
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Oh please do tell!
Smartass...
Now everyone knows I lost that round of Rock, Paper, Scissors to you
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After doing a search, and getting subsequently bored after the first 12 pages on pubic hair, I thought I'd ask the question:
Do men notice what women do with their hair? For some women it's their crowning glory.
What's your preferences?
Long or short?
Curly, wavy, straight?
Ponytail, pulled back, hanging loose, braided?
Any particular colour that catches your fancy?
Thanks!
Do men notice what women do with their hair? For some women it's their crowning glory.
What's your preferences?
Long or short?
Curly, wavy, straight?
Ponytail, pulled back, hanging loose, braided?
Any particular colour that catches your fancy?
Thanks!
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I used to call an old boss a walking dildo... he was about 5'2... he was only good for effing things up 
In all seriousness (because we all know this is a serious thread) I have seen one that was that big.
Kinda like a car crash... you can't help but stare and then you wonder what, how, and where.
Poor guy was stunned when I asked him where the hell did he think he was going to put that thing.
In all seriousness (because we all know this is a serious thread) I have seen one that was that big.
Kinda like a car crash... you can't help but stare and then you wonder what, how, and where.
Poor guy was stunned when I asked him where the hell did he think he was going to put that thing.
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I worked in an environment that brought me into contact on a regular basis with strung out junkies.
You want to see aggressive? Try telling them they can't have a drink in a bar.
Firm, one word answers to questions worked for me. A confident manner with a no-bullshit attitude helped me out in spades.
Now depending on the situation sometimes a smile just as easily diffuses them.
Sometimes people have really rotten days/weeks/years and it shows in how we interact with others.
A little kindness such as a smile and a compliment on their shoes/essay/dinner/hair/whatever can brighten anyone's mood.
Whatever you do... DON'T ask them how they are!
You want to see aggressive? Try telling them they can't have a drink in a bar.
Firm, one word answers to questions worked for me. A confident manner with a no-bullshit attitude helped me out in spades.
Now depending on the situation sometimes a smile just as easily diffuses them.
Sometimes people have really rotten days/weeks/years and it shows in how we interact with others.
A little kindness such as a smile and a compliment on their shoes/essay/dinner/hair/whatever can brighten anyone's mood.
Whatever you do... DON'T ask them how they are!
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I went... I hope you're all fkn happy.
I went for one person and one person only.
I didn't expect her to give me the time of day since she's ignored me unless she wanted something.
But I went anyways.
I never felt so out-of-place in my life.
I feel more at home and relaxed in a roomful of strangers than standing with a bunch of two-faced relatives wondering when one of you tactless fuckers is gonna come up and ask me ANOTHER question that's absolutely none of your fkn business. IT'S BEEN 14YRS! Give it a FUCKING REST!
I swear the next time I have to put up with your pandering and your retarded fkn questions I will drop trou and show y'all the new tattoo on my ass.
Fkn vultures. The only reason you assholes all went was for the free food.
Sure, we have one nutty aunt and she probably should be medicated but she was never ignorant to me and was always available if I EVER needed her.
How about the time I was IN LABOUR and you useless bastards told me to call a cab.
Or showed up at my door and STOLE my grandfather's chair out of my livingroom. Ya know... the one he GAVE me?
So don't ever look down your noses at her. She has every right to be as crazy as she wants around me.
Oh and expect me at the next gathering of the clan.
I am not that fucking ignorant that I'll do it at my cousin's wedding... But wait til Christmas.
You're all gonna wish I took a valium before I showed up.
Who needs enemies when I have a family like you guys... makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! GRRRRRRRRR!
I went for one person and one person only.
I didn't expect her to give me the time of day since she's ignored me unless she wanted something.
But I went anyways.
I never felt so out-of-place in my life.
I feel more at home and relaxed in a roomful of strangers than standing with a bunch of two-faced relatives wondering when one of you tactless fuckers is gonna come up and ask me ANOTHER question that's absolutely none of your fkn business. IT'S BEEN 14YRS! Give it a FUCKING REST!
I swear the next time I have to put up with your pandering and your retarded fkn questions I will drop trou and show y'all the new tattoo on my ass.
Fkn vultures. The only reason you assholes all went was for the free food.
Sure, we have one nutty aunt and she probably should be medicated but she was never ignorant to me and was always available if I EVER needed her.
How about the time I was IN LABOUR and you useless bastards told me to call a cab.
Or showed up at my door and STOLE my grandfather's chair out of my livingroom. Ya know... the one he GAVE me?
So don't ever look down your noses at her. She has every right to be as crazy as she wants around me.
Oh and expect me at the next gathering of the clan.
I am not that fucking ignorant that I'll do it at my cousin's wedding... But wait til Christmas.
You're all gonna wish I took a valium before I showed up.
Who needs enemies when I have a family like you guys... makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! GRRRRRRRRR!
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We laugh about it now... but I fell off the bed. HARD.
We were being a little rough and going at it doggiestyle when my hand slipped off the edge of the mattress.
Whacked my head on the nightstand and fell to the floor in a heap.
There I was naked, bleeding from a cut on my forehead, lying on the floor in the MOST awkward position totally embarrassed.
He found out what a klutz I am that night. But instead of impressing him with my bedroom skills, I impressed him with my innate knowledge of first aid.
I even gave myself a slight concussion from it all but I must say the nursing job he did was wonderful.
We were being a little rough and going at it doggiestyle when my hand slipped off the edge of the mattress.
Whacked my head on the nightstand and fell to the floor in a heap.
There I was naked, bleeding from a cut on my forehead, lying on the floor in the MOST awkward position totally embarrassed.
He found out what a klutz I am that night. But instead of impressing him with my bedroom skills, I impressed him with my innate knowledge of first aid.
I even gave myself a slight concussion from it all but I must say the nursing job he did was wonderful.
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I'm with Dancing Doll on this one...
But the voyeur in me loves to watch a guy when he doesn't know he's being watched.
But the voyeur in me loves to watch a guy when he doesn't know he's being watched.
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Happy Birthday Gav!! Thanks for all you've done to make this such a great site!
I hope you had an awesome birthday!
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It's not all men. Some men like it because of that factor.
And some don't because they think it's dirty and the mental grossout.
Whereas some because they think sticking it in a WOMAN'S ass is gay. (Talk about some fucked up thinking
)
I happen to like it. I had someone that made it enjoyable and had the patience with me. And that's all that mattered.
I've never had the mindset that I should be sticking something in his ass just because he wants to stick something in mine.
If we really want/need to nickel and dime each other over it, then I have to say...
Sapphires are nice.
And some don't because they think it's dirty and the mental grossout.
Whereas some because they think sticking it in a WOMAN'S ass is gay. (Talk about some fucked up thinking
)I happen to like it. I had someone that made it enjoyable and had the patience with me. And that's all that mattered.
I've never had the mindset that I should be sticking something in his ass just because he wants to stick something in mine.
If we really want/need to nickel and dime each other over it, then I have to say...
Sapphires are nice.
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Fuck you, you bitch.
Your husband better learn to keep his hands to himself.
And you learn to put out. Frigid cunt.
He yelled cause I squeezed.
Not cause he got caught.
I hope he has bruised balls.
Randy, filthy sonuvabitch.
Maybe if you got off your ass and out of your fucking van at your kids soccer games, you'd wear some of that hefty load off your own arse.
Then maybe your husband would keep his skeezy fucking hands off of mine.
Especially in front of my kids.
IDGAF what he does in front of your kids but in front of MY kids that shit does NOT fly.
Next time he tries to lay a hand on me I'm gonna kick him in the fucking nuts.
I don't know where your from but around here women don't usually like to be manhandled by other peoples husbands.
Especially dickless wonders like yours.
I'll slap a sexual harassment lawsuit on him so fast he won't have time to drop his pants before I FUCK him OVER.
Fuck you, you bitch.
Your husband better learn to keep his hands to himself.
And you learn to put out. Frigid cunt.
He yelled cause I squeezed.
Not cause he got caught.
I hope he has bruised balls.
Randy, filthy sonuvabitch.
Maybe if you got off your ass and out of your fucking van at your kids soccer games, you'd wear some of that hefty load off your own arse.
Then maybe your husband would keep his skeezy fucking hands off of mine.
Especially in front of my kids.
IDGAF what he does in front of your kids but in front of MY kids that shit does NOT fly.
Next time he tries to lay a hand on me I'm gonna kick him in the fucking nuts.
I don't know where your from but around here women don't usually like to be manhandled by other peoples husbands.
Especially dickless wonders like yours.
I'll slap a sexual harassment lawsuit on him so fast he won't have time to drop his pants before I FUCK him OVER.