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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by crazydiamond
awwww thanks a lot DW
But I'm beginning to think that for the "topic" being discussed this button is looking more and more appropriate
I like that one too! I was saving it for a special occasion...
Not to be too harsh on the poor girl though... Pay attention in Sex Ed class!
They still teach that in High School, right?
Love your body and what you do with it. Don't put yourself into dangerous situations like this.
Do you really want to be a statistic?
I know we all do dumb shit when we're young.
Unfortunately, the dumb shit your doing now has massive repercussions.
You do know that AIDS is still a life threatening disease? Along with many other STI's that can affect you throughout your life.
Can you imagine trying to raise a child while still BEING a child and dying of a disease that could've been prevented in the first place? Not to mention the unplanned pregnancy?
Don't joke around or ignore it and hope it goes away.
Don't let others (ex: your mom or boyfriend) take responsibility for YOUR health.
Make your own appointments. Get your OWN condoms and INSIST he wears it before even engaging in sex.
If he doesn't give a shit about you or your health, what makes you think he's going to give a shit about a baby?
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What does that Lush button mean, care to explain? Lol, I'm still a newbie...
It's the equivalent of a Like button... I prefer to call it the I fkn LOVE that button instead of just a common, ordinary Like
*Please note that CrazyDiamond made the I fkn LOVE that Lush button
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Hate to be the bitch here but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit and excuses if you ask me. Point blank, either you give a fuck about your health or you don't. People are offering you their suggestions which is what you asked for. That's all we can do, we're not Dr. Phil or your fairy Godmother. You have to take it upon yourself to fix your issue if it is beyond a simple Q & A forum thread. Go to a free clinic and get some birth control, especially since this isn't the first time you've had a pregnancy scare. It's not trivial unless you make it that way, you have a brain so use it... Shit like this makes me lose more hope in our fucking generation dude
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I sing at the top of my lungs... and the dash is my keyboard
I blame it on all those years of piano lessons as a kid...
I blame it on all those years of piano lessons as a kid...
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Caretaker trait? I used to have it... I lost it along with my give-a-damn after I was screwed over by a few exes.
After my own surgery and countless fights with pneumonia and it wasn't reciprocated and I was EXPECTED to take care of his lazy ass AND make his meals while I was still working AND taking care of the kids day in and out... Well, let's just say I became very bitter and jaded.
Unfortunately, the sins of the past haunt the good deeds of today. I go straight into "Suck it up and take it like a man" mode as soon as I hear the first whinge out of a guy.
If you need a Mother Hen or a Sugar Momma I am not that girl. Get off your ass and get your own cup of soup. While you're there... get me one too.
After my own surgery and countless fights with pneumonia and it wasn't reciprocated and I was EXPECTED to take care of his lazy ass AND make his meals while I was still working AND taking care of the kids day in and out... Well, let's just say I became very bitter and jaded.
Unfortunately, the sins of the past haunt the good deeds of today. I go straight into "Suck it up and take it like a man" mode as soon as I hear the first whinge out of a guy.
If you need a Mother Hen or a Sugar Momma I am not that girl. Get off your ass and get your own cup of soup. While you're there... get me one too.
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Alright... I've deduced Guest is Gav! 
I saw Guest lurking around the Gold Lounge...
Guest can't be a lurker that hasn't joined the site since you need to be a Gold Member to be in there!
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gav... I SAW YOU!
I saw Guest lurking around the Gold Lounge...
Guest can't be a lurker that hasn't joined the site since you need to be a Gold Member to be in there!
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gav... I SAW YOU!
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Does his sperm wear tights and a cape?
This guy needs to rename himself Super(sperm)Man.
Faster than any birth control.
Stronger than condoms.
And dumber than a bag of rocks.
Along with the majority of the women that thought this guy was going to be their Sugar Daddy on minimum wage.
I fear for the future of this planet when I read dumb shit like this.
This guy needs to rename himself Super(sperm)Man.
Faster than any birth control.
Stronger than condoms.
And dumber than a bag of rocks.
Along with the majority of the women that thought this guy was going to be their Sugar Daddy on minimum wage.
I fear for the future of this planet when I read dumb shit like this.
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You're going to be hard-pressed to find a woman that does.
Most games are designed by guys FOR guys. As in the female persona's are scantily clad and the male persona's are heavily armed.
Or they're some sort of vampire, elven or alien life-form.
That being said, Nate Drake is a minor exception but he still appeals to guys because they want to BE him.
I do play a few MMORPG games, but I have never been attracted to a fictional character.
(Unless you include my ex who made himself out to be someone he's not. Entirely fictional, but still flesh and blood.)
Most games are designed by guys FOR guys. As in the female persona's are scantily clad and the male persona's are heavily armed.
Or they're some sort of vampire, elven or alien life-form.
That being said, Nate Drake is a minor exception but he still appeals to guys because they want to BE him.
I do play a few MMORPG games, but I have never been attracted to a fictional character.
(Unless you include my ex who made himself out to be someone he's not. Entirely fictional, but still flesh and blood.)
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I was a guest for over four months
Uh oh
Guest is a Jeff... it's not a Fred or a George after all
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Quote by clum
Before Conjunctions
Commas should not, in general, be used before a conjunction (I'm thinking of 'and' and 'but' in particular). There are certainly exceptions to this rule but they are few and far between. If in doubt, don't use a comma.
Example
She came over to the house and watched the film with me but it took me a full hour to build up the courage to jump her bones.
Notice how I didn't use any commas, even though it is tempting to place one before 'but' (and sometimes I swither myself). It's just something to be wary of.
In Speech
This is something which is commonly done incorrectly (and really gets up my nose). If you are writing a piece which includes dialogue, please make sure it is punctuated correctly. There are several other resources on Lush Stories which you can use for this, as well as many all over the interwebs. I cannot go into great depth here but I will give one explanatory example.
Example
"Drop your drawers and spread your legs," he ordered, smirking, "It's time that I got a taste of that sweet, tender pussy."
Take note of where I have placed the commas. Also notice that the second part of dialogue, although contained within the same sentence, begins with an upper case letter. There are many nuances that I shan't go into but that you absolutely should if you want to get this right.
That concludes today's lesson. If you're all very good boys and girls, I might do one on the mysterious semi-colon (one of my favourite pieces of punctuation and sadly often mis- or under-used).
Have a nice day.
Thanks Clum! =d>
I'm absolutely terrible for my comma use in both of these examples. This explains it quite nicely!
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In all honesty... when I first became sexually active I thought it was weird. But I was pretty vanilla back then...
Missionary with the lights on was risqué!
Now, I'm a lot more relaxed with what I think is the social norm and tend to accept people's kinks as their norm.
Missionary with the lights on was risqué!
Now, I'm a lot more relaxed with what I think is the social norm and tend to accept people's kinks as their norm.
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Oh thank god... I thought I was cracking up at times!
Another thought crossed my mind a while ago... I've wondered, at times, if Guest (aka Fred - although I've always thought of him as a George, personally) doesn't have multiple personalities? Or maybe imaginary friends?
I've looked at certain forums and seen "18 Viewing" and checked, but it's only Fred/George and myself...
Another thought crossed my mind a while ago... I've wondered, at times, if Guest (aka Fred - although I've always thought of him as a George, personally) doesn't have multiple personalities? Or maybe imaginary friends?
I've looked at certain forums and seen "18 Viewing" and checked, but it's only Fred/George and myself...
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For an erotic stories site... I would think 69
But just to be difficult... I'll say 68 and I'll owe you one
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, minus the hangover
EDIT: Oops... I have a very nice friend so that number is up for grabs... good luck to everyone else!
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1 DVD - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
1 CD - Rolling Stones Greatest Hits Compilation
1 Book - "The Callahan Chronicles" by Spider Robinson
1 Type of Drink - Coffee (BUT if it's my partner's fault for getting us exiled - Gin)
1 Specific Food - Watermelon (OR Dark Chocolate - since its more of a "luxury" than watermelon)
1 CD - Rolling Stones Greatest Hits Compilation
1 Book - "The Callahan Chronicles" by Spider Robinson
1 Type of Drink - Coffee (BUT if it's my partner's fault for getting us exiled - Gin)
1 Specific Food - Watermelon (OR Dark Chocolate - since its more of a "luxury" than watermelon)
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IDGAF if the kindergarten teacher in my son's school is gay. He's not a , he's gay. There's a difference.
Do you think your going to "catch" it? Maybe it's contagious! You dim-witted fucks.
You're just a bunch of judgmental assholes that try to shove your way of life down everyone's throat.
Take your bible-thumping elsewhere...
When you can follow the ten commandments, I might have a discussion with you. Until then, keep your fkn hands off my ass or I'm going to tell your wife's friends. (They're not as stupid as she is-which isn't saying much)
Its called the I...N...T...E...R...N...E...T... use it... then I won't catch you trying to rub one out in the video store while I browse.
Take your gay-bashing elsewhere...
That lesbian porn you love to look at while rubbing one out, is in the GAY section of the video store. You stupid prick.
And take your racist, bigoted, small-minded attitude and shove it so far up your wife's ass she'll shit bricks for your trailer to sit on.
Just because your too fkn lazy to run the local 7/11 doesn't mean the nice Sri Lankan couple that DOES run it and provides the local kids with jobs, deserves your hatred.
This is the 21st century. Deal with it.
Guns serve a purpose. To keep your redneck ass off my property and out of my face. UGH!!!
Do you think your going to "catch" it? Maybe it's contagious! You dim-witted fucks.
You're just a bunch of judgmental assholes that try to shove your way of life down everyone's throat.
Take your bible-thumping elsewhere...
When you can follow the ten commandments, I might have a discussion with you. Until then, keep your fkn hands off my ass or I'm going to tell your wife's friends. (They're not as stupid as she is-which isn't saying much)
Its called the I...N...T...E...R...N...E...T... use it... then I won't catch you trying to rub one out in the video store while I browse.
Take your gay-bashing elsewhere...
That lesbian porn you love to look at while rubbing one out, is in the GAY section of the video store. You stupid prick.
And take your racist, bigoted, small-minded attitude and shove it so far up your wife's ass she'll shit bricks for your trailer to sit on.
Just because your too fkn lazy to run the local 7/11 doesn't mean the nice Sri Lankan couple that DOES run it and provides the local kids with jobs, deserves your hatred.
This is the 21st century. Deal with it.
Guns serve a purpose. To keep your redneck ass off my property and out of my face. UGH!!!
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AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.
Yup... pretty close
Although, I'm not one much for revenge... Plotting revenge is MUCH more fun
Now excuse me... I have to go chase that butterfly...
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I'd love to live in a padded cell, but you can't have everything in life!
The wardrobe ain't much... the arms are too long and there's too many buckles and straps for my liking.
But I hear the drugs are top notch!
As for the OP's question, a very select few have seen my face. I have, on the other hand, recognized 3 lushies from RL
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I have no issues cooking in my kitchen...
BUT
I do have rules...
I think it's only fair
BUT
I do have rules...
I think it's only fair
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Thank god for a safety line aka friends... somedays I feel like I'm barely hanging in there