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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Canada
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS Quote by Shylass
I just saw this, or I would have replied sooner.
I would like a "Like" button because they already turned me down when I asked for a "I FUCKING LOVE THIS" button. I thought it was a happy compromise.
Would you like a cookie?
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Get information about breast binding and bondage.
There's some cool techniques in rope play that could possibly suit your needs.
Although binding might not be your kick, as it flattens the breasts.
I'm sure there's a way to figure it out... Where there's a kink, there's a way!
There's some cool techniques in rope play that could possibly suit your needs.
Although binding might not be your kick, as it flattens the breasts.
I'm sure there's a way to figure it out... Where there's a kink, there's a way!
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Quote by goose_74
O btw...for the love of god do not get them on or above your breasts! most trashy thing you can do...
You are definitely entitled to your opinion.
I have my kids names tattooed above my heart. I don't believe it's trashy at all.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Some of the things I read in this thread made me want to vomit almost. So I thank every one for that....
I think a fun thing to do to mix it up would be to cum in your teacher's coffee. Or maybe have the cum ready to slip it in the coffee undetected, then race to your seat and begin to rub one out over your pants in a stealthy manner. With practice you can get the timing right and cum when he/she, whatever your deal is, takes their first sip. It will be like cumming in their mouth in front of the class.
That is the LAST time I leave my coffee cup ANYWHERE around you 
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Quote by cfl2005
I believe if a person goes into it of their own free will there should be no problem.
George Carlin said it best for me.
"I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away. I can't follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm. Maybe I'm not supposed to understand it. "
George Carlin is my role model... =d>
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I get phone calls all day from customers ordering specialized heavy equipment for their work site.
Normally, it's general questions about the types of equipment. Backhoes, bulldozers, large shovels, dump trucks, that kind of thing.
This one takes the cake though.
Me - "After we setup an account, all I need is an address for your job site and I can have it there tomorrow morning."
Customer - "Really? All I have to do is call and you'll deliver?"
Me - "Yup. Just like pizza."
Customer - "You deliver pizza, too?"
Me - THUMP, THUMP, THUMP (That's my head against the desk)
It's a conspiracy... it really is... the bastards are out to get me.
One more stupid, fucking question and I swear to god I'm gonna hang myself with my phone cord.
Normally, it's general questions about the types of equipment. Backhoes, bulldozers, large shovels, dump trucks, that kind of thing.
This one takes the cake though.
Me - "After we setup an account, all I need is an address for your job site and I can have it there tomorrow morning."
Customer - "Really? All I have to do is call and you'll deliver?"
Me - "Yup. Just like pizza."
Customer - "You deliver pizza, too?"
Me - THUMP, THUMP, THUMP (That's my head against the desk)
It's a conspiracy... it really is... the bastards are out to get me.
One more stupid, fucking question and I swear to god I'm gonna hang myself with my phone cord.
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For some reason I feel the need to do this in the form of Dr Seuss...
Do you masturbate every night?
Do you do it nice and light?
Can you do at the door?
Maybe three times, even four?
Do you do it during lent?
Even camping in a tent?
Do you like it on the ocean?
Is it the rocking or the motion?
How about driving in a car?
And does your trip really take you very far?
That's all I got... I need more
Do you masturbate every night?
Do you do it nice and light?
Can you do at the door?
Maybe three times, even four?
Do you do it during lent?
Even camping in a tent?
Do you like it on the ocean?
Is it the rocking or the motion?
How about driving in a car?
And does your trip really take you very far?
That's all I got... I need more
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I'm still trying to figure out if this is a legitimate question or not...
On that note... did I ever mention I love trolls?
They make me feel good on bad hair days
On that note... did I ever mention I love trolls?
They make me feel good on bad hair days
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I had an extremely bad habit of being tardy.
My Dom tried everything to break me of this habit.
I guess I was late to meet him one too many times.
I was dragged out of bed one Saturday morning and deposited in the local laundromat while he sat back and read a book.
I had to fold clothes for everyone in the place for 6hrs. There were alot of happy people.
They must've hated doing and folding laundry as much as I did.
It was an absolute nightmare. But I learned my lesson.
I haven't been been late for anything since then.
*And yes... I still hate doing laundry - I send it out to be done when I can
My Dom tried everything to break me of this habit.
I guess I was late to meet him one too many times.
I was dragged out of bed one Saturday morning and deposited in the local laundromat while he sat back and read a book.
I had to fold clothes for everyone in the place for 6hrs. There were alot of happy people.
They must've hated doing and folding laundry as much as I did.
It was an absolute nightmare. But I learned my lesson.
I haven't been been late for anything since then.
*And yes... I still hate doing laundry - I send it out to be done when I can
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Happy Birthday to someone that can appreciate chocolate JUST as much as I do!! 
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I've went for the next best thing then... they share alot of the same qualities my ex did...
Big ears that only listened to what he wanted to... Big mouth that never shut up... and he acted like an ass
Does this work?
Big ears that only listened to what he wanted to... Big mouth that never shut up... and he acted like an ass
Does this work?
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I feel like indulging in dessert tonight... maybe lemon meringue pie 
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Dear Mothers of the PTA...
I believe you should all take up Pilates.
That way you can get limber enough to go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely,
The Bitch that DOESN'T want your cheesy, slimeball, useless fucking husband - let alone meet up with the rest of you two-faced cows for coffee and eat like your all feeding at the trough.
I believe you should all take up Pilates.
That way you can get limber enough to go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely,
The Bitch that DOESN'T want your cheesy, slimeball, useless fucking husband - let alone meet up with the rest of you two-faced cows for coffee and eat like your all feeding at the trough.
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Yikes... I'm off to make myself a Gin Martini in a rocks glass by myself...
This is all too personal for me...
Enjoy your Easter Weekend folks and lighten up!
This is all too personal for me...
Enjoy your Easter Weekend folks and lighten up!
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
both, please and thank you
What SHE said
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Depending on the situation and how great it feels
I'm usually pretty vocal... but the decibal level can vary
I'm usually pretty vocal... but the decibal level can vary