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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Canada
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I saw her play live and loved her voice. It's the same in a bar as in the studio.
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I love Bif... She's just an all around awesome person.
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I'll admit firsthand sometimes I'll read the intro to a story because of the username and avatar... But only if I find it interesting.
And then maybe I'll read the story.
And then maybe I'll vote and/or comment.
It doesn't have to be a sexy avatar to catch my attention though.
And then maybe I'll read the story.
And then maybe I'll vote and/or comment.
It doesn't have to be a sexy avatar to catch my attention though.
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This is one of those questions I'd like a little more background on how you came about even asking the question...
But then I think...
I don't really want to know.
But then I think...
I don't really want to know.
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Quote by She
I most definitely am not a writer.
I don't think that people who enjoy different hobbies are those things. True, it is part of who we are and defines us in that section of what are our interests, but to call ourselves that we are because of different hobbies, cannot agree to (I was generalising this). Just because I find relaxing outlet in painting, cannot call myself a painter, just because I enjoy science and physics, cannot call myself scientists. There is a difference between amateur writers who keep their scribblings for themself or majority of us who post our scribblings on this site and writers who actually deserve to be called that. Rare few gems on this site are brilliant, but most of us are not. So, if writing style is not exceptional and different or your writing piece is not enlightening, you are not a writer. Just because I think I am most beautiful woman on the planet, doesn't make me so, right? At least this is how I see it. That will not stop us to call ourselves writers, painters, photographers and so on, and it shouldn't stop us, but reality is a wee different.
So your saying I'm not a unicorn?
Frickin' reality...It sucks!
EDIT: For the record. I write, but I am not a writer. I just scribble nonsense and type out ideas. It's just a bit of fun for me.
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Try being a cocktail waitress and dealing with overbearing drunken assholes on a minute by minute basis for an entire shift.
And not being allowed to make a scene because it would reflect poorly on your tips. I've been groped, spanked, felt up and motorboated (I actually laughed at that one cause it was a girl and she was polite and asked me first).
I've had rude and crude comments made by men that would be absolutely irate if anyone said or did it to their sister, daughter, wife or mother but they felt it was perfectly acceptable to do it to their waitress.
And it doesn't stop there. When out and about away from work and I ran into them, they continued to think it was perfectly appropriate to continue this behaviour. I've been backed into a corner, bathroom, back room, a dressing room in a clothing store and even at my kids little league game. Except I didn't have to contain myself. A few men have barely crawled away because I dug my fingernails into their balls and told them to keep their filthy fucking hands off me.
This was my reality. This is sexual harassment and many servers deal with it on a daily basis and cannot do anything or say a word or they'll lose tips.
I've went to the owners/managers/bouncers and been told, "I'm overreacting" and to "deal with it" cause it's part of the job.
So unless you're dating/married to the girl you're thinking about pinching on the ass, just remember we have nails for a reason and to keep your fucking hands to yourself.
And not being allowed to make a scene because it would reflect poorly on your tips. I've been groped, spanked, felt up and motorboated (I actually laughed at that one cause it was a girl and she was polite and asked me first).
I've had rude and crude comments made by men that would be absolutely irate if anyone said or did it to their sister, daughter, wife or mother but they felt it was perfectly acceptable to do it to their waitress.
And it doesn't stop there. When out and about away from work and I ran into them, they continued to think it was perfectly appropriate to continue this behaviour. I've been backed into a corner, bathroom, back room, a dressing room in a clothing store and even at my kids little league game. Except I didn't have to contain myself. A few men have barely crawled away because I dug my fingernails into their balls and told them to keep their filthy fucking hands off me.
This was my reality. This is sexual harassment and many servers deal with it on a daily basis and cannot do anything or say a word or they'll lose tips.
I've went to the owners/managers/bouncers and been told, "I'm overreacting" and to "deal with it" cause it's part of the job.
So unless you're dating/married to the girl you're thinking about pinching on the ass, just remember we have nails for a reason and to keep your fucking hands to yourself.
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As Ashleigh said, the only kiss that was awkward was a guy I nicknamed "Hoover"... I swear he was trying to suck the face off me when he tried to kiss me. And he slobbered. ICK!
I never thought much about it but I realized I'm a lefty... But I can't ever remember an awkward kiss because of it. Probably cause I let him make the first move and just followed his lead.
I golf with my left and hit with my left in baseball but I'm a righty for everything else.
I never thought much about it but I realized I'm a lefty... But I can't ever remember an awkward kiss because of it. Probably cause I let him make the first move and just followed his lead.
I golf with my left and hit with my left in baseball but I'm a righty for everything else.
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Quote by stephanie
In Ireland we have things called Aeroplanes...
*giggles!*
xx SF
In Canada, we travel by moose. It's slow going...
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Fallen in love? No. Maybe enamored is a better word, even slightly crushed on a few, but never "in love".
I need that human connection before I'd allow myself to do such a thing. I need to have my senses engaged before thinking "it's love!".
I need to see their body language before I'd trust them, but then again, I have some serious trust issues.
I find when people are online (and even on Lush) they're never entirely honest with themselves or others.
But that's just my opinion.
And until her mighty Spriteness ever visits the fruits and vegetable section at a grocery store near me, I'm afraid that's the way it will stay.
I need that human connection before I'd allow myself to do such a thing. I need to have my senses engaged before thinking "it's love!".
I need to see their body language before I'd trust them, but then again, I have some serious trust issues.
I find when people are online (and even on Lush) they're never entirely honest with themselves or others.
But that's just my opinion.
And until her mighty Spriteness ever visits the fruits and vegetable section at a grocery store near me, I'm afraid that's the way it will stay.
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Because every guy should have a Hello Kitty t-shirt to express himself in.
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Quote by Magical_felix
It would look more like a cock beanie on me.
Geez Jack
It's not for your big head. It's for the little one...
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Absolutely. I recently went back through some of the dumb shit I've said in the forums and thought, What the fuck was I thinking? 
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72hrs... Unless there's chocolate involved. Then it's during the first bite.
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As for the morning after pill!!!!! UGHHit was not designed so wild sluts can take loads whenever they want and then pop an abortion pill in the morning. It is there to be used to real emergencies! I think it is insane for anyone to premeditate taking a load and possibly risking fertilization with the intent of just popping a pill to clean themselves out... That is disgusting to me! I would hope that anyone with that mind set would be on birth control and save herself the hassle....
Whoa...
I'd rather be a responsible wild slut any day over an unwanted pregnancy. Condoms break, slip off, or as my ex liked to do... Poke them full of holes.
Now WTF do you think the Plan B pill does?
It does not give you your period. (Although spotting can occur)
It's a high concentration of hormones to STOP the egg from implanting in the lining of the uterus.
It makes the environment hostile so that you DON'T get pregnant.
It does not "clean you out" like a D&C.
If I'm in a monogamous relationship, anything goes. I use an IUD. If I'm not monogamous, then a condom is used. Always. And I put it on him. That way I know it's on properly.
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Quote by Mazza
I just love you!! (my teen will hate you forever though for that advice/info)
That is all!
As an FYI - if it's not ugly boot weather, I think Crocs work really well too!
Crocs work great, but not in the barnyard. I like to be as offensive as possible, just not at my expense. Which is why I'd wear the rubber boots after I've taken a trek through the muck and mire.
My father did this sort of stuff to me.
I skipped school one day and the school called home. He showed up on his tractor, wearing shit covered boots, pants hanging down showing some generous butt cleavage, a holey flannel jacket with his shirt untucked with this weird looking dead animal on his head that passed as a hat. He sang Def Leppard's "Pour some sugar on me" until he found me. He couldn't carry a tune if his life depended on it.
I was mortified, but I survived. I never skipped another class because he said he would show up wearing his long underwear with the butt flap open if there was ever a next time.
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Lots of drama, for sure. But always remember you hold the power... And the duct tape.
My teenager lives in constant fear that I'll embarrass her. Get used to the mental breakdowns and the crying when things don't go her way.
I can't help it if I've cultivated that fear and used it for the greater household good.
What teenage girl wants her mother to show up at her school wearing ugly pyjamas, wild looking hair, in a pair of shitty rubber boots, singing Justin Bieber songs with a sign around my neck introducing myself as her mother? (I have no shame)
I've also threatened to post pictures of her sleeping and drooling on her facebook, twitter, tumblr and accts.
It's not a perfect way to keep the peace, but her friends love me and tell me everything that's going on in their lives. Which, in a way, I learn about what's going on her life when she's giving me the silent treatment.
If she's PMSing, all the above is null and void. Just throw ice cream and potato chips at her and keep your head down until it passes.
My teenager lives in constant fear that I'll embarrass her. Get used to the mental breakdowns and the crying when things don't go her way.
I can't help it if I've cultivated that fear and used it for the greater household good.
What teenage girl wants her mother to show up at her school wearing ugly pyjamas, wild looking hair, in a pair of shitty rubber boots, singing Justin Bieber songs with a sign around my neck introducing myself as her mother? (I have no shame)
I've also threatened to post pictures of her sleeping and drooling on her facebook, twitter, tumblr and accts.
It's not a perfect way to keep the peace, but her friends love me and tell me everything that's going on in their lives. Which, in a way, I learn about what's going on her life when she's giving me the silent treatment.
If she's PMSing, all the above is null and void. Just throw ice cream and potato chips at her and keep your head down until it passes.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?
I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin
BAM! bitches!
Get real or die tryin!
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Quote by sprite
in the audience, however...
I broke my foot! BUT I still stood on my seat and danced!
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The Rolling Stones. 50 years and still going strong. (I've yet to see a cane or a walker on stage at any of their concerts)
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The amount of sexual partners you have doesn't really matter.
A girl can have one sexual partner and if she leaves him for another she's labelled a slut by the former partner, if he's childish. Even though he knows he was her first.
If a man does that, I think we just call him an asshole. Not a stud. (Or maybe that's just me)
It's used in a derogatory way about women that enjoy sex, by men and women.
Slut shaming aside, I really don't think it's any ones business how many people you've had sex with since the final tally isn't reflective of the word 'slut' anyways.
A girl can have one sexual partner and if she leaves him for another she's labelled a slut by the former partner, if he's childish. Even though he knows he was her first.
If a man does that, I think we just call him an asshole. Not a stud. (Or maybe that's just me)
It's used in a derogatory way about women that enjoy sex, by men and women.
Slut shaming aside, I really don't think it's any ones business how many people you've had sex with since the final tally isn't reflective of the word 'slut' anyways.
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You do know if you look up from your phone long enough you'll see *gasp* real live people! And it doesn't eat into your data plan.