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Sewing machines. Every diagram I see looks like there's some violation of physical laws going on.
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Quote by DamonX
Depends where the headache is...
Pain in the suboccipital region
I initially read that as "in the subcoital region." I think I need to get laid a little more often.
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Quote by naughtyannie
Whether I've got time to masturbate before getting up to go to work...
I face that dilemma all the time. I'm often late for work. What did you decide?
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Quote by Ophelia
What's on your mind? What are you up to today?!
The unexpectedly hot conversation I had with a friend today. We've escalated to friends-with-phone-benefits now, and I suspect a whole lot more lies in store
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Quote by brianlarry
I just bought my wife a remote controlled clit vibrator.
Late to this party, but how did it go?
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With extreme caution, yes. Not only must we both be tested (I want to give someone an STD only slightly less than I want to get one), but I must trust her, too. That's less likely to happen with casual encounters, simply because I won't have had time to get to know her.
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Gladly!
*scurries off to review rules of poker*
Incidentally, I see you're newish in these parts. Welcome to Lush!
*scurries off to review rules of poker*
Incidentally, I see you're newish in these parts. Welcome to Lush!
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Quote by Ping
Mysteria27 That's Who!!! OMG. It's true. Almost 10,000,000 views!
I only qualify for one of those, so I'll just say "happy birthday, Mysteria!
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No picture, but a story.
Three French boys are walking down the street. The youngest looks in a window and sees a couple having sex. He calls to his friends.
"Observe," he says, "the lady and gentleman, they are fighting."
"Mais non," says the next older. "They are making love."
"Oui," opines the oldest, "and badly."
Three French boys are walking down the street. The youngest looks in a window and sees a couple having sex. He calls to his friends.
"Observe," he says, "the lady and gentleman, they are fighting."
"Mais non," says the next older. "They are making love."
"Oui," opines the oldest, "and badly."
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I don't love them, but I love the consequences of going without a whole lot less. So for casual partners, it's always been "no glove, no love." Turned down a hot redhead during an intense makeout session once because there weren't condoms available (should have gone forward with something else, but I was young and foolish).
My favorite story on this topic was a young girl (too young to be sexually active, IMO, but it's a different world than when I was fourteen) who responded to "I don't feel as much when I wear a condom" with "honey, you ain't gonna feel nothin' if you don't!"
My favorite story on this topic was a young girl (too young to be sexually active, IMO, but it's a different world than when I was fourteen) who responded to "I don't feel as much when I wear a condom" with "honey, you ain't gonna feel nothin' if you don't!"
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Quote by swingingmilf
You are in a bar with your partner when I approach you and offer you a blowjob would you accept there and then, give me your number for another time or just say no thanks?
If she were comfortable with it, sure. There might be some negotiation.
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Quote by LovingSadist
Serious question for a change:
Recently the NY attorney general was accused of committing acts of violence against women he was dating. He claims what he did was part of a consensual role play. The accuracy of those claims notwithstanding, do you think it is OK to sexualize violence between consenting adults? Would how you feel change if one or both parties involved come from an abusive background? Is allowing for violence as part of a role play a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to non consensual violence?
If the violence is consensual, then yes. But otherwise, I can't but say "no."
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Quote by trinket
It has always fascinated meDon’t judge
Call me! ;)
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Quote by sprite
Masturbation is a sin. God doesn't like it. Those of you doing it, knock it off or He will smite you.
Ooh, smite me, baby, smite me! Harder!
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Jumping in to agree on the non-consensual sharing: that's evil. Don't do it.
I have a few nudes of my Lovely Wife, but would never share them with anyone she didn't want them shared with.
I have a few nudes of my Lovely Wife, but would never share them with anyone she didn't want them shared with.
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Neither do I, but whichever one of us loses, my goal would be to see to it that we both felt like we'd won.
So, "yes."
So, "yes."
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Lots of questions...
Perhaps consider why you "can't stand hair." Have you been conditioned by the porn industry that women must be hairless? What is it about hair that you "can't stand?" Might she be as uncomfortable with the idea of shaving as you are with the idea of going down on an unshaven pussy?
What about you? Do you shave?
If she's reluctant, there could be any number of reasons. Maybe she doesn't like feeling bare because it brings up adulthood issues. Maybe it itches. Maybe she's afraid of cutting herself. Maybe she feels it's an unreasonable and invasive thing to ask. Find out; talk, listen, communicate.
Can you compromise? Can she remove some of the hair; shave her lips and leave the hair above it in place? Can she trim it shorter or remove some of it so it doesn't feel so intrusive? Can she live without you going down on her?
Is this really a relationship deal-breaker for you?
Perhaps consider why you "can't stand hair." Have you been conditioned by the porn industry that women must be hairless? What is it about hair that you "can't stand?" Might she be as uncomfortable with the idea of shaving as you are with the idea of going down on an unshaven pussy?
What about you? Do you shave?
If she's reluctant, there could be any number of reasons. Maybe she doesn't like feeling bare because it brings up adulthood issues. Maybe it itches. Maybe she's afraid of cutting herself. Maybe she feels it's an unreasonable and invasive thing to ask. Find out; talk, listen, communicate.
Can you compromise? Can she remove some of the hair; shave her lips and leave the hair above it in place? Can she trim it shorter or remove some of it so it doesn't feel so intrusive? Can she live without you going down on her?
Is this really a relationship deal-breaker for you?
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For celebrities, either Jaclyn Smith or Claudia Christian.
Otherwise, there are a couple of lasses from high school, a couple more from college, and one or two post-college, but I won't post any names here.
Otherwise, there are a couple of lasses from high school, a couple more from college, and one or two post-college, but I won't post any names here.
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Ohio by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
https://youtu.be/MN_9VqfVQ9c
https://youtu.be/MN_9VqfVQ9c
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The Mary Ellen Carter by Stan Rogers
https://youtu.be/Fhop5VuLDIQ
A great message for everyone. Rise again!
She went down last October in a pouring driving rain
The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain
Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low
There was just us five aboard her when she finally was awash
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim
That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again
Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend
She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end
But insurance paid the loss to us, so let her rest below
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock
She's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock
And with every jar that hit the bar, we vowed we would remain
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again
[Chorus:]
Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost
To the knowledge of men
All those who loved her best and were with her till the end
Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again
All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend
Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends
Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow
Or I'd never have the strength to go below
But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and porthole down
Run cables to her fore and aft and girded her around
Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain
And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again
[Chorus]
For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale
She'd saved our lives too many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to her sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
Rise again, rise again; though your heart it be broken
Or life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
Rise again, rise again; though your heart it be broken
Or life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
https://youtu.be/Fhop5VuLDIQ
A great message for everyone. Rise again!
She went down last October in a pouring driving rain
The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain
Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low
There was just us five aboard her when she finally was awash
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim
That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again
Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend
She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end
But insurance paid the loss to us, so let her rest below
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock
She's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock
And with every jar that hit the bar, we vowed we would remain
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again
[Chorus:]
Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost
To the knowledge of men
All those who loved her best and were with her till the end
Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again
All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend
Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends
Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow
Or I'd never have the strength to go below
But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and porthole down
Run cables to her fore and aft and girded her around
Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain
And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again
[Chorus]
For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale
She'd saved our lives too many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to her sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
Rise again, rise again; though your heart it be broken
Or life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
Rise again, rise again; though your heart it be broken
Or life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again
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The two biggest compliments that I remember are:
--I forget how it happened, but back in my hometown this truck driver asked me how to get from where we were to some other place. I figured it would be easier to just lead him, so I said "I'll show you; follow me." It involved some surface roads and a bit of highway driving. I was careful to him in sight behind me (it was night), and when we got to where we were going, he came up to me and said "Thanks. You know, you're a hell of a driver."
--When I was in college, I was in the gym when my girlfriend stepped backwards, tripped over something and, as she fell, shifted her patella. She was in a fair bit of pain, so we got someone to sit back-to-back with her so she could lean back with her knee bent until EMS arrived. I was supporting her knee, and when the paramedics arrived I worked with them to make sure her knee stayed supported as they applied splints. She and a friend rode in the ambulance, and he told me they asked him if I'd had EMT training.
Getting compliments from professionals about doing the work they do is really good for the ol' ego.
--I forget how it happened, but back in my hometown this truck driver asked me how to get from where we were to some other place. I figured it would be easier to just lead him, so I said "I'll show you; follow me." It involved some surface roads and a bit of highway driving. I was careful to him in sight behind me (it was night), and when we got to where we were going, he came up to me and said "Thanks. You know, you're a hell of a driver."
--When I was in college, I was in the gym when my girlfriend stepped backwards, tripped over something and, as she fell, shifted her patella. She was in a fair bit of pain, so we got someone to sit back-to-back with her so she could lean back with her knee bent until EMS arrived. I was supporting her knee, and when the paramedics arrived I worked with them to make sure her knee stayed supported as they applied splints. She and a friend rode in the ambulance, and he told me they asked him if I'd had EMT training.
Getting compliments from professionals about doing the work they do is really good for the ol' ego.
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Quote by herman99
After a year of being apart, my girlfriend and I decided to give it another try. We’re both very happy about it. I’m so thankful for my girlfriend for really loving me even though I have so many flaws as a boyfriend. Sadly, my family is not so happy about this. They think our relationship has become too toxic and us meeting in a marriage tour event makes it worse. My sisters and even my mother wish for us to separate for good but I’m not gonna let that happen. How can I make my family believe in my relationship? How can I convince them that my girlfriend and I are good for each other? Anybody in this type of situation? Thanks.
Maybe ask them why they think the relationship is toxic. That will give you something to work with; you can either refute their concerns or explain why -- while you recognize the problem -- it's not as big an issue as they think. Or, you can address the problem.
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I have a friend who specifically asked for a gangbang for her birthday one year. So yeah, some certainly do!