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TheUprightMan
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by 69Kisses96
When I was in the Army, I got invited to take part in a gang . Instead, my roommate and I broke it up and escorted her back to her home.


Good for you! I hope you turned those vermin in, too!
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Quote by Buster1959
I think it's rude to be in more then one chat room at a time. Another peeve is if a person wants to private with you but still is in a chat room paying little to no attention to the private chat.


If there are limits to the number of people who can be in a room, then it's rude to be taking up space in two different rooms

However, if someone's interlocutor is responding slowly, I think it's not unreasonable to chat with someone else while waiting.
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
I only had a few minutes to search when I made my first post, so I spent a little more time this afternoon. The 4X4" metal piece was what threw me off some. You may want to check out www.esty.com. Then search furniture. There are several pieces that kinda matches your discription. I found the KHULLA very interesting. It is much more complicated than what you described. It is also much more capable of producing more pleasures. A lot less sophisticated is the Tickle Cot.

With almost 42 years in the BDSM world of the lifestyle this web site has the most furniture I have ever seen. Their prices are very high. I saw a cage for $650.00. We use a large dog, foldable cage around the same size which was only $65.00 from a big box store. It is also easy to move to various locations as needed. Hubbie also builds some of our furniture, such as our St Andrews Cross, our stocks, and horses.

Brandie


Brandie, did you mean www.etsy.com?
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A particular piece of forested conservation land in Western Massachusetts. I spent many happy days hiking there in my teens and twenties (and occasionally seeing couples engaged in couples activities that weren't as private as they probably thought, which may have been the basis for certain of my tastes to this day).
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TBH, I like pussies. Shaved, trimmed, natural; if a lady is going to grant me access to her pussy, I'm not about to second-guess her grooming preference.
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Generally, if I've had sex with the lady in question, especially if it was right before we went to sleep, she's welcome to wake me that way.

If it's some random dude who wandered in, not so much.
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Quote by sprite


being a sub entails a very different mindset, and yes, if a Dom/me tells their sub not to come without permission, she will do anything she can not to, although she might not always succeed, depending on the circumstances.


And, of course, failure can bring ... consequences. Which may or may not be part of the game..
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Quote by trinket
I’m surprised at how many people here tell me they never masturbate within view of, or with their partner because they’re too shy. They’re too embarrassed to do so.

I’m curious to know how common this is, although I expect a result with a higher percentage of yes votes than average because of the nature of the site. If you don’t want to comment, please vote.

If you’re happy to share, I’d like to know why you do or don’t.


I will if she enjoys it, but doing it in front of her when it's just for me feels weird.
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Quote by trinket
Well, I’m on a lush forum. What would I like to be doing right now? Let me think on that a lilbit.


Well, if I hadn't missed you by an hour or so, I'd offer some suggestions.

Aside from "playing with the delectable Ms. Trinket," I think I'd have to say "moving back to my hometown." I'm desperately homesick.
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Quote by doctorlove
Big boob man or a little titties man?


I'm not picky, in general; as a rule, if a lady is going to grant me the privilege of access to her boobs, I'm going to smile and go all in. For esthetics, I guess I'm more inclined to smaller ones, but my tastes are (pardon the expression) broad.
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Quote by l_am_here
34B I love my breast size


*checks out your profile*
*agrees wholeheartedly*
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Quote by doctorlove


How is this a public place



Depends on where the car is. Stopped at a light in Brooklyn at 5 pm on a Tuesday in June? Pretty public.
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That is ... unreasonably reasonable. Your commitment to your members is one of the great things about Lush (my previous erotic home online was nowhere near as committed to top-flight service). Thank you so much!
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Sadly, no.

Not sure it qualifies as an affair if it's sanctioned, although I suppose it might if it were a threat to my primary relationship.
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Only when I knew it would be welcomed. There was a Facebook group that shared pictures for a while, but it got shut down.
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
Yes. Before one of my employees discovered our profile on a well known swing site and was able the get a copy of the whole profile off the swing site. He used it by threatening to send it to all my employees and clients unless I started fucking him on a weekly basis. I fired him and he did as he threatened to do. That story is on my profile. I had sent some, without my face showing, to several guys we met. Because we are in legal action I can't send any at this time. As an avid exhibitionist I will send some out after the legal action is settled.

Brandie


How does one get on that list?
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Quote by Nikki703
I send naked pics of myself to strangers every Friday!! Wanna be next?...................Oops, your not a stranger anymore, Sorry!


Pretty sure I'm still a stranger!
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May your birthday bring you blessings in the form of all manner of good things you thought would never come to you!
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Quote by nycgrl36
One of the things Im always curious about is how people feel about this....so do you enjoy being bitten? If so, where exactly?


Not even a little. Life already contains far too much pain.
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
Three years ago, after a lifetime of wondering through my life, I met Simplicity. She has touched my heart and taught me what it means to truly be in love. Once I felt the warmth of her soul, I knew she had to be mine. Since that day, nothing has come between us.

It is my honor to announce that, one month from today, at a poolside ceremony at our home, we will take our vows and become husband and wife. Please join us in this thread to celebrate our love.

This is a day I never expected to see. But then, I never knew I could love someone as much as I do my wonderful Simplicity.




Deeply heartfelt congratulations!

May your marriage be an exemplary one, a standard that others aspire to (but hey, no pressure).
May you trust one another, and deserve that trust.
May you be fully honest without hurting one another.
May you support one another when right, and help each other change when wrong.
May you grow like vines up a tree; entangled, but with enough separation to remain fully your own selves.
May you learn from one another, and both become better, fuller for it.
Oh, and may the sex be good enough and new enough and interesting enough that familiarity does not engender staleness.

We all look forward to honeymoon pictures! The ones you don't show the family.
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Outdoors, several times at different Pagan festivals, including once in a field adjacent to the festival grounds. Busy road about a quarter mile away, my then-GF was on her hands and knees and I was behind her in bright sunlight. Don't know who saw us, and of those how many believed what they were seeing biggrin :D
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Quote by B22
100% normal. Enough with the stigma already.


100% agreed. I've never understood the squick about hearing about menstruation (legislators in particular seem to flip out at the mention of vaginas or menstruation; that really irritates me; they lose their minds discussing matters highly relevant to half the human race).

I have had sex with women while they were menstruating. It was no big deal for me; it's just a logistical question. Showers are a good place for it but, as others have said, towels are also useful. Many of my partners have preferred not to, and I've simply accepted that they weren't feeling horny; I've never asked for anal as a substitute.

I'm told that orgasms are good for menstrual cramps (and headaches, BTW!), but I've never been asked to help with that.
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Quote by Georgiagirl24
Some men tell me they jack off at work while chatting w me on lush. Do men really do this? I mean jack off at work? At a desk?


I did once when I was much younger, working an overnight shift. I was certain no one would come in, and had been reading something between calls that turned out to have erotic passages (this was before ubiquitous cell phones).

Nowadays, it would take a lot more to get me to take that kind of risk. Like perhaps a certain Georgia peach...
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Quote by gatedoorhouse
I would love to see some kind of voice chat option. Even if its only in private.


I've had the same thought, but I'm also aware that voice chat (never mind video) uses a gawdawful amount of bandwidth, even compared with large images, so it might be prohibitively expensive. Too bad, because I think it's a great idea.
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