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Good Morning Tommie,
Great picture of the bar!
Hey someone's here, morning. Can I have an extra large coffee and a birthday cake please?
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I have a friend that swears by this tact as a way to get her husband to do what she wants...
If you have to resort to that kind of tactics to get your husband to do what you want, then there's something wrong with the relationship anyway. Where does it stop with the demands before getting sex?
For me, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone who does that. I think it would only drive me away from that person.
Oh, and can we start a heated argument? ;)
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Quote by HoneyBee000Quote by thepainterQuote by She
Since we are both from Europe HoneyBee, we should meet and post some photos from our mud wrestlikng
Oh yes please.
And I'm getting nervous already. The Netherlands hasn't really played one of the high ranked countries in the last 2 years. I think they played friendlies against England and Italy, both ended in a draw.
Of course I hope we win but I do think Brazil is a bit better. Let's hope we'll have luck on our side.
I don't like mud, can we wrestle in hot melted chocolate lol mmmmmmmmmm then I can lick it off She and Painter's body hmmmmmmmmm and all my Lush friends yum
As long as there is whipped cream too.
I so regret not being back in the Netherlands right now...
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Quote by Willow15
morning bud and tommie, what do you mean girls are confusing, just try and figure us out, its worth it
Inventing alternative fuel is easier, but maybe you can help me a bit with that figuring out. ;)
Yummy, good strong coffee. I'll be off then, enjoy the day!
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Quote by rileysmiley
Every guy does it. Do guys even care when we catch them looking us over?
Why do women wear clothes with cleavage?
You girls don't make it easy for us. Besides the getting caught checking a girl out can lead to non-verbal flirting, so no harm done.
I'll try keeping eye contact next time and let my hands do the scouting, see how that works out. ;)
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Quote by HoneyBee000
When you nipples are being stimulated to feel sensations in your groan area, It's just that when mine are being turned on it's not just one area if you know what I mean, it's a dual thing.
What do you mean? What's the other area? I have no clue
For me, my nipples aren't sensitive, so I like to have them bitten on hard. Then it feels pretty nice in other area's too.
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Quote by lostforloveQuote by RemingtonQuote by savanna
All these plans here. But wait are we short of people here or what?
Rev Shameless wants to be also the ring holder?/????
Algol walks me down the aisle and the best man?????/
Miss Hollywood3 is the baker and the barlady???? but no ladies allowed at stag party
Some things just dont add up here we need more people here,
Baby Shameless is the ring holder. Algol is going to multi task as well as Hollywood. We do need more people though.
As much s it pains me, I have experience as an usher and would be happy to volunteer my services.
Ooooh, I want to be the ceremony master (and make the bad jokes), plus I can entertain the brides maids. ;)
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At least I got to see a fairly exciting match. That judge's call was wrong, but it didn't make a difference anyway. I was really impressed how Germany saw a hole and took advantage of it (sorta like me). They did impress me and I'll watch more of them in this Cup.
Those are the %$^&%$^#$% horns I've been complaining about, LadyX. Others are complaining to FIFA, too.
What match should be watched next?
I want to see Japan.
Watch Holland!!! (Monday afternoon)
Although our best player won't probably play the first match. Hope they get their act together and show their true skills for a change.
17 straight games undefeated must say something ;)
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Sea turtle finds Dutchman's lost camera and films itself
An underwater camera lost by Dutchman Dick de Bruin during a holiday in Aruba last November has turned up in Florida, after being partly taken there by a sea turtle which filmed its swim, the Telegraaf reports.
The camera's finder, Key West coastguard Paul Shultz, placed the last recordings on YouTube at the end of May in an effort to trace the owner.
The camera appears to have become entwined with a sea turtle which activated the camera and filmed until the battery was empty.
An underwater camera lost by Dutchman Dick de Bruin during a holiday in Aruba last November has turned up in Florida, after being partly taken there by a sea turtle which filmed its swim, the Telegraaf reports.
The camera's finder, Key West coastguard Paul Shultz, placed the last recordings on YouTube at the end of May in an effort to trace the owner.
The camera appears to have become entwined with a sea turtle which activated the camera and filmed until the battery was empty.
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(This made me go to work with a smile. Gotta love the sillyness of my country sometimes.)
Council helps jobless women find a rich man to keep them
The Frisian villages of Dongeradeel and Dantumadiel have come up with a novel way of cutting spending on welfare payments - encouraging jobless women to find a rich man, the Leeuwarder Courant reports on Tuesday.
The local social service departments are paying for the women to have a make-over in the hope they can hook up with a rich husband to support them, the paper says. If 70 women find a new husband, the council can save €400,000 on welfare payments.
The councils are putting €1,400 into each woman to have her hair done and get help with her image. They will also get their wardrobe updated and tips on social skills and presentation.
Once the transformation process has been completed, the women will be registered at a local marriage bureau Mens en Relatie in Oentsjerk, the paper says.
So far fewer than 10 women have signed up for the scheme, which is described as 'unethical' by locals. Taking part is completely voluntary, officials told the paper.
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Council helps jobless women find a rich man to keep them
The Frisian villages of Dongeradeel and Dantumadiel have come up with a novel way of cutting spending on welfare payments - encouraging jobless women to find a rich man, the Leeuwarder Courant reports on Tuesday.
The local social service departments are paying for the women to have a make-over in the hope they can hook up with a rich husband to support them, the paper says. If 70 women find a new husband, the council can save €400,000 on welfare payments.
The councils are putting €1,400 into each woman to have her hair done and get help with her image. They will also get their wardrobe updated and tips on social skills and presentation.
Once the transformation process has been completed, the women will be registered at a local marriage bureau Mens en Relatie in Oentsjerk, the paper says.
So far fewer than 10 women have signed up for the scheme, which is described as 'unethical' by locals. Taking part is completely voluntary, officials told the paper.
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