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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
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Good morning rumpies. Welcome back to another Moanday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some Jersey water and the best coffee I could find. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday. Treats will have to wait for beautiful Miss Curvy.

Not to much going on today which means I will work on my comp piece. Hopefully that means finish it. I'm taking my tea to watch some news. Have a great day and stay safe.
Good morning and happy Saturday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated ambrosia this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday. I even gave them a quick wash.

Nothing going on here today. It's going to be warmer than yesterday which is great. Thank you James for your kind words about my story. I'm about halfway done, so we will see.

I'd vote for Ping as well. We need someone with some brains in the big white house. Well I'm off to send my other half to work. Scrambled eggs and toast are today's menu. Have a great Saturday everyone. Stay safe.
Good morning it's finally Friyay. We've made it through another week of this shitty year. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with good ole Jersey water and the best caffeinated ambrosia i could find. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered up all the mugs and glasses from last night.

How is everyone holding up waiting for the election results? I can't believe the people out there spewing his lies all over the place. Anyway enough politic talks. I started a comp story. Please wish me luck ro get it finished this weekend so I have enough time to submit it.

Today is going to be another beautiful day here in Jersey. Going into the high 60sf. I guess I'll take my tea and go watch the sunrise. Can I get anyone something. Beer, wine, coffee tea

Have a great day and stay safe.
Good morning lush family. It's Friyay Jr. Seems like we may have an answer by tomorrow of who will be running the country for the next four years. I think it's all crazy. Trump has so many lawsuits started already. I just can't believe it.

Anyway today is an easy day for me so maybe I'll be able to work on a story I started. We shall see. I hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. Thank you for the tea beautiful Miss Curvy. I am off for now.
Patience seems to be the word of the day. I couldn't believe when I woke up this morning around 200 and watched Trump's speech that he said he won. Of course I wouldn't expect anything less than what we are seeing from him. What I don't understand is his followers and how they hang on to every lie he says. I have family members bashing the whole system and calling the election a fraud. On another note Jersey voted to legalize the green. Wonder how long that will take to come to be. I'll have a beer please and another round for those above. Put them on my tab of course that means Ping's. Hopefully the night is peaceful and we will know tomorrow for sure who won.
Good morning beautiful Miss Curvy. A nail biter of a day. So far it's just so close. I'm not sure when we will know the winner. Last night we were explaining voting to my littley. She drew some pictures one was a duck the other a 3d J. She told it was Donald Trump and Joe Biden. In her pictures there is people voting, then the counting. She made her dad and brothers vote for Trump and her gram and I for Biden. She then drew after her own vote that it was a tie and they both won to work together.
Anyway, I'd love that tea now while I enjoy the peace and quiet. I hope everyone has a great hump day. Stay safe.
Good morning on this chilly November morning. Thank you for the setup Bill and for bringing treats, beautiful Miss Curvy and Carl. Did anyone else feel like we just needed an extra hour of 2020? We really needed more of this year?
Not much going on today. I'll have a cup of tea as I listen to my littley's class sing. I am very slowly reading some of the comp stories. I'm sorry if I don't get ro everyone's as my time is not what it was. I agree with Carl if you're an American please this year more than ever exercise your right to vote.
Good morning and welcome to a new week. Daylight savings began and it makes the day really. I've been awake off and on since the second 2am. Time for me to get the caffeine ready.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some aromatic caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered the mugs from yesterday and gave them a cursory wash. We'll have to wait for beautiful Miss Curvy with brownies.

My littley had so much fun yesterday. She went to a party with my son at his future in-laws and then he took her trick or treating. A lot of people made individual bags for the kids so they all weren't being touched by everyone. Someone even had my idea and gave out books and juice boxes. (I put books in the bags for the nephews and littley). Last night she thought she was funny. I told her it was 10:30 and time to brush teeth for bed. She looks at her empty wrist and then looks right back at me and says "is it really? My watch must've stopped. I'll fix it tomorrow." I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or correct her on being such a smart-ass.

Does anyone else feel like this year is just flying by but not fast enough. One minute I think holy hell can't believe it's November. Where did the time go? We didn't do a thing this year. (I know quarantine) Wal-Mart already has Christmas displays up. I don't even want to think of the holidays. Nothing will be the same. On the other hand I think get this year over with it has sucked so bad I'm just done. Maybe it's just me and my cloudy sleep deprived brain. I think I will take my tea and watch the sunrise while everything is nice and quiet. Have a great a day and stay safe.
Good morning. Happy Halloween. Hope everyone is doing well this morning. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with some of her best caffeinated ambrosia. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I have lots of candy in a bowl if anyone would like some through the day. Reeses, kit kat, peppermint patty, rolo, milky way and snickers. I made bags for my nephews and little cousins. Candy, books, juice, and chips sound pretty good to me. I am going to take my tea and enjoy the quiet by trying to get some reading in. I'm sorry I can't keep up with everyone's wonderful stories. I read when I can and until my eyes say no more. Hope everyone have a wonderful day
Good morning happy Friday fellow Rumpies. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated greatness in Jersey. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday.

Another ugly wet cold day here in Jersey. Nothing special going on except my littley's two parties. She has been so proud of herself. She is realizing that reading helps her write. She is spelling words on her own now and loves writing stories. They are usually about cats and as she tells me fantasy fiction. She truly has a great imagination though.

Has anyone seen G since he got his new puppies? He must be getting lots of cuddles and kisses from them.

I'm going to grab some hot tea and relax far away from Terrance and think about breakfast. Have a great day and stay safe.
Good evening all. Thank you Jeff, we like "Rabies" too. I wrote a poem for him thats over on the blue side. Today was a decent day although it was cold and rainy. I spent the evening with my grand baby visiting. He is getting so big. My son brought us a movie to watch this weekend, Sleep Doctor. Not sure what it's about although it says its a continuation of the shining. Congratulations beautiful Miss Curvy on the EP. I know it is well deserved. I'd love a cup of tea and if there is any of that NyQuil behind the bar I'll take that as well. I hope everyone has a good evening. Stay safe
Good morning and Happy Friday Jr. Martin I am sorry to hear you're going back into a full lockdown. We are doing ok in my little rural area but Jersey in general is not.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed out and filled with some of her best caffeinated brew. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've brought along fresh croissants for anyone who'd like one. There are plenty of condom-mints to put on them. I've gathered and rinsed out the mugs and glasses from last night.

Halloween has not been cancelled here. My littley has been dressing up all week for her little parties at dance class. She has two costumes left for the week. She will be a scarecrow on Saturday though. I haven't dressed up in a few years. We used to be part of a haunted hayride every year so we always had some great ideas. The last time I was a snake charmer as our scene was a freak show. My blog photo is actually many different faces of Rabies part dog part man. I believe my boy has applied for a copyright to the name for it. We came up with that on a whim and it went crazy. He has taken the creature to a haunted hotel.

Nothing else really going on around here. Waiting for my incisions to heal so they aren't as tender. Hurts like hell when I need to brush my hair or put on my glasses. I'm going to take my tea and relax for awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. Stay safe. (Hugs)
Good morning fam and happy hump day. Big Bertha has been de-sludged, rinsed and filled with some of the best coffee this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered upnall those glasses and mugs from yesterday. While I think about washing them I am having a cup of hot tea.

Congratulations to any Dodgers fans on the world series win. It's cold, wet, and rainy here today. It's great day to curl up like Vanessa with a good book and blanket. Unfortunately, that will not be my reality though. I will be helping with school. My littley surprised me yesterday by requesting a private meeting with her teacher later in the day. She read her a book just to show she has been practicing. She just may be like me in this way as well. Today she will be dressing up for the third time this week. Tonight as a princess which is absolutely perfect for her.

The doc called yesterday and some good news is my biopsy came back negative for TA. That makes me very happy but that also means more tests to see what is going on. Hopefully it may just be stress related migraines.

Anywho I am going to take my tea and watch some of the news while it's quiet. Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea, fine lickers?
Good morning. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved) for Carl, rinsed, and refueled with her most delectable lukewarm caffeinated ambrosia. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I even brought along some pancakes.

Nothing new here in Jersey which in my life is always a good thing. My head is finally healing with only a bit of thumping and my vision is less double. My littley is excited to wear five different costumes this week. We already have two down. She is also happy to be able to read to her teacher. She asks for one on one zoom time with her.

Anyway hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. I'm going to have some hot tea. Can I get anyone anything. Coffee,tea, lickers.

Good morning. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated greatness in Jersey and the kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from last night. I've found some of Curvy's brownies in the freezer.

Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday. Not much going on here besides rest. Not sure how everyone feels about Christmas movies but Hallmark started their premieres yesterday. The plot is almost always the same but feel good movies are what I need these days. Stay safe everyone. I'm going to grab my tea and listen to the news for a bit.
Good evening everyone. Yesterday went well just some killer headaches afterwards. Today has been a bit better. Pressure in my temples kind of sucks. Thankfully no one was really home that needed me as my littley had a sleepover at her brother's house. He really is so good with her and also with his son. I am unable to have any alcohol so just some coffee would be great.

Welcome to the newest patrons of this the best cyber bar on the net. I hope everyone stays safe and well.
Good afternoon fam. Sorry I haven't been around much lately but 2020 just keeps bringing the hits. I'm having a biopsy tomorrow morning on both my temporal arteries. I'm kind of nervous but the doctor is nice. They have me on steroids and it makes me sleepy and my eyesight is blurry. They think I have something called temporal arteritis. I hope if it is that I will be able to see better with the meds. I don't like not being able to read and taking three days to write a message let alone a story. I wanted to write a comp piece about something from near where I live. Maybe next week I will have less headaches and vision issues so I can.

On another note my littley and I had a conversation about what she wants for her birthday.....

H: "what I want for my birthday isn't a toy but it's pretty amazing."
Me: "ok what is it?"
H: "do you know how everyone gets mad but not at me.? How everyone is upset?"
Me confused, "yeah."
H: " all I want for my birthday is for happiness around the world. Everyone is angry and upset about covid 19 and Donald Trump. Why can't we all just be happy? I hope my wish comes true when I wake up on my birthday."
I was absolutely floored. I told her how special that wish is and she should also include it in her prayers. I do want to say she came with me for a covid test and that there was a van that had dump Trump painted on its window. I hope she stays sweet and loving. I don't want the harshness of the world to take any of that away.

Now I think I'll have some tea and try to relieve my headache. Hope everyone is doing well.
Good morning on this Moanday start to a new week.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated greatness in Jersey. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and I gave them a cursory wash.

Not much going on here. I do have a break from extra kids today though. That will make things easier. My littley lost her front tooth. She'll be singing All she wants for Christmas is her two front teeth as the second one is almost ready to come out.

I'm going to grab my tea to go and head for the shower. Have a great day. Hugs
Good morning everyone who enters the best bar on the net. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some Jersey water and the best coffee I could find on this side of the Delaware. The kettle is filled and heating to a nominal temperature. I even gathered up last nights glasses and mugs.

I feel a bit idiotic this morning as well as pained. I got tangled in the plastic grocery bags when I went to hand the kids lunch and I kind of caught myself but jarred my back pretty good. Ugh at least the kids didn't laugh at me.

My littley made my heart feel full last night. She was telling her dad and grandma that it was our night. We sit together and watch The Masked Singer. She loves it and will ask if she could be on when she grows up. She also told me different career she wants (it changes daily) to be. She told me she would like to be a preschool teacher. She said she doesn't want to teach them hard stuff that's why she chose preschool. I wish I could remember some of her remarks. She truly is something.

I'm going to grab my tea and go rest my back for awhile. I hope everyone has a great Friday Jr. Hugs for all.
Good morning everyone. Welcome Kistin. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and refilled. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've brought along some blueberry and chocolate chip muffins.

I hope everyone is doing well. Hugs Jeff. We had a motorcycle run for our friend/cousin we lost last month. He rode and many of his friends came. We had a small picnic afterwards.

Not too much else going on in my boring life. Granted kids are anything but boring. They were more like monkeys yesterday. I was glad when they went home. I'm going to grab my tea and enjoy the quiet. Hugs for all.
Good morning lovely lush family. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered up all the cups and mugs from yesterday.

Hannah it's good to see you back here. I'll say good morning to the beautiful Miss Curvy and Carl as I'm sure they will be following me in. Nothing new going on here. Just busy. I may attempt to write for the new comp. I just need another five hours in the day. I hope everyone is doing well. I'm going to take my tea and start my day. Hugs for everyone.
Good morning and happy Friday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed, and filled with some of the most aromatic caffeinated greatness this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from last night.

Good to see so many people popping in. There have been mention of some great guitarists. I'd like to add to those Stevie Ray Vaughan and Santana. There truly have been so many amazing musicians that we've lost too soon.

My prayers have been with Jeff and Gil for their memorials for their loved ones. We are actually doing a motorcycle run on Sunday in remembrance of someone we lost this year.

I hope everyone has a great day. Sending hugs to all.
Good afternoon all. Just popping in quickly for some tea and say hello. I am busy busy with this homeschooling stuff. Trying to get into a routine is pretty difficult but we are trying. Hope everyone is well. Gil sorry to hear about your kitty, Jeff your memorial sounds like the perfect way to honor your dad, Curvy and Vanessa hello beautiful ladies and Carl thanks to your KC qb I got some pretty good points last night for my fantasy team.

I will pop back as soon as I can. Hugs
Good morning beautiful Miss Curvy. Good morning Carl, I love Skynard. Thank you for the setup and the donuts. I believe i saw a Boston cream in there with my name on it to go along with my tea.

No kids today. Even my littley is leaving soon. But all that means is cleaning the house. Later I am going to a motorcycle swap meet. I am not sure if I had said that my s/o had traded in one of his motorcycles for a newer more comfortable one. Now he wants this and that for it. He drives me more crazy than the kids.

Tomorrow I'm having family dinner. I'm makinga ham with all the fixings. I'll have both my boys and their girlfriends and also my sister-in-law and brother-in-law. We haven't been together with them except for funerals since last year so this will be nice.

Well I hope everyone is doing ok and has a wonderful day. Fall is upon us here in Jersey and the Temps show it. Jeff I hope you are a little less cranky today. If you saw my Halloween post on FB I hope you chuckled. Bill when you get here put the drinks on my tab of course by mine I mean Ping's. Have a wonderful day. Hugs for all.
Good morning lush fam. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with some of her best caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and I gave them a quick washing.

Sorry you are cranky, Jeff. Hopefully with it being Friday you'll feel a bit better. I know I've been a bit scarce lately but these kids are kicking my ass. I'm exhausted at the end of the day and ready to just fall in bed. They are good kids but with four of them someone always needs something.

Today is a rainy day here in Jersey but we are supposed to have a nice weekend. I hope wherever you are you have a great day/night. Can I get anyone anything? Beer, wine, coffee, tea? Hugs for all. ??
Good morning to all who enter. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated goodness. The kettle is on for the tea and cocoa crowd. I've gathered up all the glasses and mugs from yesterday.

I hope everyone is doing well. Everything is ok here, I'm just exhausted. I wish I could have a day where I wasn't tired when I woke up. Not much going on here. Just busy days and evenings. I think I will take my tea and enjoy the cool morning. Hugs for everyone.
Congratulations to the top 3, runners up, and all who entered. The stories I got a chance to read were written very well. Great job everyone.
Good morning everyone. Big Bertha has been de-sludged, rinsed, and filled with her own caffeinated elixir. The kettle is whistling for tea and cocoa. I've gathered up the mugs, glasses and bottles from last night.

I hope everyone is having a great weekend. I'm hoping to rest today after doing entirely too much yesterday but it was only my mother-in-law and I. My littley seems to have grown quite a bit during this lockdown. I know she had a couple growth spurts. I usually can tell as she isn't a big eater but there had been a couple times she seemed to be eating more. Anyway enough of all that. Who needs a drink?
Good morning Martin. Sounds like you had a lovely dinner. Now to start the day here. BB has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with some of her best caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

I am glad this week is over. I was exhausted last night. It really is tough keeping all these kids straight. They all start at different times and doing different work. Well now I'm going to grab some tea and relax for a bit.
Good morning Martin. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with some of her best caffeinated brew. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I hope everyone is doing well. I am surviving this week of homeschooling. It certainly can be challenging. I know we will get there though.

I'm going to take my tea and rest before the chaos. Hugs for everyone.