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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States

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Good morning my dear Rump's family. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday.

I hope everyone who celebrated had a wonderful Christmas. Mine was exhausting but really nice. My littley loved all of her gifts. Her favorites have to be a model of the human body with removable organs and of course her dolls. My grandson had a great first Christmas as well. I truly hope each of you received peace and love for the holidays.

Now I'm off to relax a bit with my tea. Anyone else tea coffee fine lickers? Have a lovely day everyone. Sending many hugs
Good morning fam and happy hump day. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated goodness this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from G's party last night.

It's Christmas eve eve and I've already started cooking. Going to be a busy couple days. Santa has so much to deliver as well. I can't wait to see my littley 's face. Although she received a message from her favorite fireman that if she doesn't get what she wanted to let him know. He knows Santa personally. I thought it was funny but her eyes lit up and sparkled when she heard that.

Now I'll grab my tea and finish making my salads. Hope everyone has a great day and stays safe. Sending everyone hugs.
Hopefuly not disappointing and Kissing above
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Good morning Mac. Would you allow me to buy you a drink, movie and dinner?
Good morning my friends. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her most aromatic caffeinated ambrosia this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

Only three more days until Christmas and so much to do. I think that the holidays make the days seem never-ending. Especially this year with remote schooling. I think I just need an elf lol. I hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. I'm going to grab my tea and enjoy the peace for a few more minutes. Stay safe





Happy birthday G!!! I hope you have a great day and that all your wishes come true. Be sure to have a drink on me.
Good morning rumpies. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best caffeinated ambrosia. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I also have cookies. Peanutbutter and chocolate chip. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and gave them a cursory wash.

I hope everyone is doing well. Life is hectic this time of year. Especially with little ones. There's been baking, decorating, wrapping,and moving that elf everyday. I think that was the hardest part. We did get a snowstorm last week. We had about 18 inches. Of course now that we can have remote schooling the kids didn't have a snow day. I'm sorry I'm so behind in all of my reading. I will never be able to catch up. I also only have about two paragraphs written for the comp. So as much as I want to enter I don't think I will be. Now I'm going to take my tea and enjoy some quiet. Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, fine lockers? Stay safe.
Good morning rumpies. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her own mixture of caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and gave them a cursory wash. No sweets from me today but I'm sure tge beautiful Miss Curvy will be along shortly.

We are in a winter storm warning here in Central Jersey. They are calling for a possibility of 20+ inches of snow. It's been quite awhile since we've had a storm like this. My littley is going to love it. We will also be baking our Christmas cookies then. That is the perfect time for baking. I've also started an idea for the comp. Not sure if it will pan out but I want to try. Today marks the day that the vaccine comes to Jersey. I'm really unsure about this but will watch and see how it goes. I'm going to grab my tea and try to wake up to get my s/o's breakfast and lunch. Hope everyone has a wonderful day. Stay safe.
Good morning. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her own mixture of caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and gave them a quick rinse.

Hope everyone is doing well and had a good weekend. I finally got my tree up and all but a handful of cards are in the mail. I've decided that my littley is staying home until January. We have a pretty bad storm headed our way and no sense interrupting her routine. I'm for now. I'll just grab my tea. Have a wonderful day and Stay Safe.
Good morning and happy Sunday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some extreme caffeine coffee. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've picked up the glasses and mugs from yesterday.

I hope everyone is doing well. We are preparing for a big snow storm this week. This comes right after our school opens back up. I have about a thousand gifts to wrap. The UPS and FedEx drivers are probably tired of coming up my driveway and having to back their way down. All but a handful of my cards are done and mailed. I hope everything continues easily. Today we put our tree up. It's different without my older kids. Guess I need to get used to it. I think I am going to take my tea and rest for a bit as my head is starting to hurt. Have a great day. Stay safe
Good morning fam. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some caffeinated elixir. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I even have some brownies and chocolate chip cookies that were made last night.

Hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. One of my friends has tested positive. I just hope he is ok. He's a forty year old with several young grandchildren. I'm in the midst of all the preparations for Christmas. The hardest part is next. Which is wrapping all her gifts. She is pretty spoiled.

They are opening the school on Tuesday even though the whole state is in the orange. Only one level below highest risk of red. I truly thought we would be remote for most of the school year.

Enjoy your day and stay safe.
Morning. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some aromatic gogo juice. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered up all the cups and glasses from yesterday. I'll think about washing them.

Hope everyone is well. My morning is a bit rushed this morning as for some ungodly reason my mother-in-law got up at 6. Now I have no me time today. I'll just grab my tea and try to hide for a bit. Sendibg lots of hugs. Stay safe
Good early morning all who enter this fine establishment. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her best high test caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday. Sorry no treats from me.

I am just sitting here writing out Christmas cards (if you'd like one you can always pm me a place to send it ?). I'll take my tea and continue with the task at hand. I miss everyone. Stay safe
Good morning my lovely fam. Sorry I've been MIA for a bit. With the holidays coming I've been pretty busy. I did miss y'all.

Now Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed, and filled with some of the best caffeinated greatness this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and gave them a quick rinse.

I'm going to take my tea and head back some pages to catch up with everyone. Have a great hump day and be safe.
Btw Carl a bloody Mary is Tomato juice and vodka after that their is lots of variations. Worcestershire sauce, cucumbers, celery, vinegar, salt and pepper. Hope that helps a little
Good morning all. It's finally Saturday which means no extra kids for me. Thank you for the setup Carl. Nicola sorry you aren't feeling well. I'm looking forward to this comp. James today at my house is our annual booze making day. My sons and other half are making Apple Pie Shine. I've tasted the real stuff you speak of and let me tell you. That stuff is powerful. I can't even call it a taste. More like it touched my lips. The smell would intoxicated you for a week and we were able to start our lawn mower with it. It was that potent. Ours is made with everclear which is pretty potent as well.

Now I'm off to make breakfast. So I'll grab my tea and pop back later. Enjoy your day everyone and please stay safe. Hugs all around.
Good morning all. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of the best coffee around this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

Had a nice day yesterday. Both my boys came for dinner. I love when I have them all together. Thankfully the girls are getting along better now. My grand baby is starting to form words. He is so adorable.

My littley broke my heart as everyone was leaving she came to me with tears in her eyes. She asked me to tell Santa the only thing she wants for Christmas is a friend. I had to explain Santa can't make people and she has friends even if they don't live with us. She was feeling a bit left out as the older ones played Cards Against Humanity.

I hope everyone who celebrated had a great day even during the pandemic. Anyone deciding to go shopping today please be safe out there. Things are much different this year.

Rach my son went through an escape room and he really enjoyed it. He went through one with a group and one with just a friend. Hope if you decide to go you have a blast.

I'm going to take my tea and relax awhile. Oh forgot to tell ya I have apple pie, pumpkin pie, and dreamwhip pie on the counter. Stay safe everyone.
Good morning Rump's family. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of her own caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday. I'm sure beautiful Miss Curvy or his fuzziness will have treats soon.

Sorry I am unable to wash out those mugs as I did something quite stupid and sliced my finger with a knife. I wasn't able to get stitches as there wasn't anything to sew. With the skin gone they put some kind of special foam that will help with the healing process. Anyway, yes I'm that dumb.

Preparations for out Thanksgiving dinner are underway. It will be nice to have all three of my kids here and my grandson. He's starting to pull himself up and stand. Soon he'll be walking.
I'm going to take my tea and enjoy the quiet before it gets loud with school and kids. Have a great hump day and stay safe. Hugs for everyone.
Congratulations Susie, Rach, and Annie on your win. As well as the rest of the top ten and all who entered. I didn't get to read them all but definitely some great stories from what I've read. I have to say I absolutely enjoyed both Rachel's, and Vanessa's. It was a fun competition. I enjoyed sharing our local legends with you.
Good morning Bill. Lots of hugs for you.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of the best coffee this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

I had an uneventful weekend. Most of packages have arrived which makes me halfway done Christmas shopping. I also picked up my cards as well. Now cones the wrapping and think of something for the adults around me.

I'm back to zoom school again today as our numbers rise everyday. I'm going to have some tea before the noise gets here. Have a great Moanday. Hugs for everyone
Good morning and happy Sunday rumpies. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with the best coffee I could find this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've even gathered the glasses and mugs from yesterday. I'll think about washing them later.

Today is a gloomy, rainy day here in Jersey. My littley went back to in-person school this past week. She got to go four days and now they shut the schools down again. At least she met her teacher and saw some friends. She also got her first report card full of Os for outstanding and twos and threes which means at grade level or above grade level. She is an emotional little girl and thought that the numbers were not to good and cried. She also started art lessons and loves it. She did amazing. She's also so proud that she is reading now. She's growing so fast.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday. Stay safe and well. Many hugs for everyone.
Good morning and happy Saturday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her own mixture of caffeinated ambrosia. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday and gave them a quick rinse. I've even brought along some pumpkin pie and apple pie.

Hope everyone is doing well. I have to catch up on a couple days reading. I did see Ping was here. How's the new pups? Bill sending you some more hugs. Have a great weekend everyone. I'm going to grab my tea and read the last couple pages. Can I get ya anything? Tea, coffee, fine lickers.?
Good morning all. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with some of the best coffee I have. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

Bill, I am so sorry to read of your loss. I know words do not help at all but please know you are in my thoughts and prayers. May God give you the strength you need to get through this time and know that you have your memories from a time before she became ill. My deepest sympathy for you and your family. Many many hugs. Please remember you have many people here who care about you.

Nothing new here. My littley is returning to in-person learning today. She only goes a half a day but it's still scary. It was a hard decision but I believe she needs to be in class with her teacher. She is advancing past a lot of what they have her working on.

I'm off to wake her up. Have a great day. Stay safe.
Good morning rumpies. Big Bertha has been de-sludged, rinsed and filled with the best caffeinated goodness this side of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from yesterday.

Happy Friday Jr. I've squeaked my comp piece in just under the wire. I've written about a couple of real legends in this area that I've taken a bit further. Thank you to everyone who has read it.

I'm going to take some tea and try to read some of the comp stories. Have a great day and stay safe.