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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States

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Good morning friends. Happy birthday Bill. I truly hope you have an awesome day. Today is St. Patrick's day and I'm making some Irish stew. My healing is coming along slowly but life goes on and I need to get things done. Their is no rest for the weary or something like that. Enjoy your day everyone and have a Guinness on me.


I will be watching the Quiet Man and making Irish Beef and Guinness stew. I can't do much more except stay off my leg. I would love to have a hot tea please. Have a great night.
Heya all. I would love some hot tea while I relax with my sore leg up. I did a bit this morning and now it's throbbing. I was going through the 500 channels of crap on TV and found a Rugby match. I've never seen anything like this before. This is a brutal game. I'm trying to understand how to play and I guess am rooting for Ireland. It is currently 10-0 Wales though. I do hope everyone enjoys their Saturday.
Hot tea with lemon coming right up. A new box of cocktail umbrellas for Gil. Carl thank you for the accolades. Laura I've had your country in my prayers since I've heard of the attack. People are so heartless. I'll have something to help with the pain in my knee.
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Good to see that some others have shown up. I mean, I did shower!

Big Bertha's goodness? Can someone tell me about it?


Hi yall! Thanks for making me feel welcome.


Big Bertha is the coffee pot. You never know what kind of java you will get. It usually depends on how well it's de-sludged and what kind of beans and water are used that day. Occasionally it may be swamp water, or Jersey water, sometimes Canadian coffee or Irish coffee. It's always semi-ok coffee always lots of caffeine. You can always enhance it with Beavers Breath Brandy. Glad you are enjoying the place. Don't try to eat the peanuts that Terrance's domain and those two dusty people in the back are Coma and Tose. They are permanent fixtures. Btw never ask what goes on in the stockroom that's a need to know basis. Outback is the dumpster hot tub and a table for nicer days or ya know smoking the good stuff. We always welcome food or baked goods. Beer is served and you'll notice specialty drinks as well. Your barmaids are Curvy myself, sometimes Denimdaisy and then the barkeep Rump always is most helpful as well as of the other regulars here. Enjoy your Friday.
Good morning friends/family. I agree with you Bill. We all must keep New Zealand in our thoughts today. Thank you Laura for de-sludging BB. I'll just give the mugs a quick rinse and everything is ready to go. The kettle is on for the tea and cocoa crowd. I'm going to enjoy my tea before u get tortured at Physical therapy today.
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I might get comfortable here yet. I'll have a Shiner. If you don't have that, make it Dos Equis.


Hi trace, I'm Tonya. The sometimes barmaid, sometimes cleaning lady, an improving with each story wanna be author. You've come to the best bar on the net. The people here are the best family around. As the last comp showed we have some incredible writers here including the beautiful Miss Curvy the winner of that one.

So being new here and all I dug this up for you.
I have 8 cats. My money is on the cat. Trust me they only look cute and cuddly until they wanna play with something or you piss them off. I'm hoping everyone is having a great day. I'm doing well. It's so odd to me to have people wait on me. No one ever does that. Now that I need to use these dumb crutches for everything I'm getting treated mixed. My daughter doesn't want me to hurt. My mil is doing my usual things but not without the muttering. My oldest son brought me Dunkin coffee ? and for the first time in many years my S/O is bringing me drinks or food etc. Tomorrow will be the challenge as I start PT. I'll take a Hannah please. Stay safe and warm if you're in the storm areas.
Good morning Rump's lushettes and lushees. I'm off to the hospital but thought I'd get Bertha de-sludged and brewing this morning. I'll put the sludge aside for Carl and whomever else wants it. I also brought along a variety of bagels. The mugs are washed and dried, set up on the bar for y'all to grab. Enjoy your day. (Hugs)
Good evening rump family. Now that I've talked to my family about my tests today and of Sir Chris I can share some of what is going on. I went for an ultrasound and a second mam because their is some tissues worrying the doctor. My next step is a biopsy on the 27th. I know it could be nothing but it scares me to death. Tomorrow I go for my knee surgery which isn't a big deal but still is surgery. I swear this year can't get any worse. I can't have anything now so just a glass of ice water please. I'll check in some time tomorrow.
Good morning. I've got the mugs washed and dried. Bertha de-sludged with the bottom sludge set aside for whomever needs that kick this morning. I've fill her with fresh coffee to start this hump. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I'm enjoying my tea in the peace and quiet as everyone left for work who needed to and the littley is sleeping. This is my favorite time of day, just me, the news and the cats. Enjoy your day.
Good evening, I'd love a cup of tea please. I'm a bit nervous about needing to go for a test tomorrow. My annual check-up showed something on the images. Then if all goes well surgery on my knee is on Thursday. My littley is keeping me smiling though. She is something else. Yesterday she was a model for me and had me taking pictures all day as she was in her beach gear. She has an amazing imagination.
I'll get this place cleaned up in the morning. If everyone could leave your mugs on the bar I'd appreciate it. ?
Beautiful Miss Curvy, congratulations on winning the comp with your amazing story. I'll try to do the cleanup for the foreseeable future. Just leave the mugs and glasses to me.
Congratulations to all the others who made that top list. I always knew this was the best place to be on the net. I'm off to bed shortly so enjoy the rest of your night/day.
Good morning all who roam restlessly at Rump's. Bertha is rinsed de-sludged and filled with love and coffee. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. It's Monday and the days are getting longer. We only have 10 more days until spring. Yay. We are in a warm-up this week here in Jersey. Time for nothing but mud. My son will be happy. This is a busy week. I have some tests and my surgery as long as I stay well then I'm trying to find someone to take my littley to her first friend bday party. It's at a ranch and I won't be able to walk. My S/O does not do parties or school functions or dance class etc. Anyway enough of my rambles who needs a drink?
Good morning. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet here before my house wakes up. It's a new day and we lost an hour of sleep. Well those who sleep did. Can you smell that? It's the smell of freshly brewed coffee coming from a clean de-sludged Big Bertha. The kettle is whistling. I'm having a cup of tea. It's getting warmer here in Jersey. It's raining today. Spring is in the air. Today I'm taking my littley to her cousins bday party. She's excited to go bowling. She has also informed me she would like her fifth bday party at the Land of Make Believe. Luckily we are already planning a trip there on her b'day. Enough of my rambles who needs a drink? We have coffee, tea, bleers, whines, and fine lickers. What can I get you?
Good morning and happy Saturday Rump's place. Give a moment and I'll have Bertha de-sludged and brewing some wonderful Java. The kettle is on for tea drinkers. The mugs are washed and drying on the bar ready for your use. For those of us who have daylight savings don't forget to turn clocks ahead tonight. I'll be happy to have longer days. I'm not a fan of 530 sunsets. Spring is coming. Now what can I get you? Coffee smells great, kettle is whistling, let's not forget the bleers, whines and fine lickers.


Happy belated birthday Lilly. I hope you had a wonderful day full of love and sunshine and plenty of hugs and kisses. You deserve all the best on your day and everyday. Here's to a wonderful year ahead.
Good morning fam. As Fuzzy got things started I will wash and dry the mugs today. I'll even quickly whip up some breakfast for any who would like. The menu today is.... Cereal, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and bagels. It's cold here these days. -9f this morning. I'm enjoying my tea as I catch up on some world of dance that I missed on Monday. These kids are absolutely amazing. I love to watch dancing in every style. I personally have two left feet unless I have a great partner. Enjoy your day all and stay warm.
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I would spit my coffee out if she (littely) wore one cowboy boot and a red shoe



thanks for the sludge

Morning Rump Master



How about a pink sparkly converse type sneaker and a black more sustainable sneaker as well as spider pants, a rainbow tutu, one purple sock, one red sock, an Elsa shirt braids in her hair and a headband with floating butterflies.
I'll have some more tea to go with my frosted flakes please.
Thank you for the help beautiful Miss Curvy.
I am not religious but saw this and thought it was the perfect way to celebrate Lent.
Good morning family. Some sludge for fuzzy before I clean up Bertha and get her ready for the day. Susie coffee will be ready in just a few moments. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. Today is wacky Wednesday for my littley. She is very excited and has some crazy clothes to wear today. I hope everyone has a wonderful day and thank you all for the birthday wishes for Chris.
Good early morning my favorite lushies and lushettes. BB is de-sludged and filled with the best tap water I could find here in Jersey. Which doesn't say to much but it's not out of the Delaware. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. Anyone ready for something stronger we have our usual array of bleers, whines,and fine lickers. I'm having my tea and just going to enjoy the peace and quiet for a few more minutes.
Thank you Bill. I've been slacking some. It's a snow day today so I have three children and two manchildren home. Makes for a nerve-wracking day. I would love some hot tea please and I will even clean the mugs for y'all. In return I would love it if you could be so kind to send Master Chris a happy birthday. He deserves to have such a great day after all he's been through this year. Thank you in advance.
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3297906_Please-help-take-a-moment-to-wish-my-darling-Chris-Happy-Birthday.aspx#3297906
It's been a tough year so far and I truly hope today and everyday bring you everything you wish for. May you have lots of love, sunshine and blessings. Happy Birthday darling.

Good evening my favorite bar family. How about a Jen's jolter and if you can find the NyQuil a double shot please. I'm off to bed with a headache. Went out for dinner tonight but was a bit disappointed. Such is life. Busy weekend ahead. A bday party tomorrow and breakfast with the cat in the hat on Sunday. Lots of kids in the local fire hall. My littley will love both though. Good night friends.
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Good Morning Tonya and you know the way to this Lion's heart err stomach
Coffee please to start this great Thursday
I hope I do't offend as I dunk my doughnut in my coffee


Is there any other way to eat donuts? I dunk mine in my tea. Can I get anyone else a drink while I'm here?

It's sunny and 28f here in Jersey. Way to cold. I'm ready for spring. Only 20 more days. Btw Jeff the Mets beat the Marlins yesterday. Do you think we will have a good year ahead?

I think I am already Mickey Moused out today. Is it bad I can sing along to almost all the songs? Hot dog, Hot dog.
My S/O and I are having a debate on what kind of puppy we want to get. He says St Bernard. I say Rottweiler. I figure since I will be the one taking care of it the most I should be able to say no to a dog that sheds like crazy, drools all over the place, and will be the size of a small human. Thoughts anyone? I know I'm babbling but what better place than here?
Good morning good morning. It's almost Friday yay. So Bertha is ready to brew her semigreat liquid. She's been de-sludged and rinsed out. The mugs are rinsed as well. I brought along donuts, bagels and croissants if anyone would like some breakfast. The kettle is on. If anyone heads over to the clitorides awards I have a couple nominations. That's kind of exciting but I would love if you could check them out and vote. I've seen lots of lush authors have nominations. We have lots of talent here for sure. I hope you have a wonderful day. What can I get ya to drink? Let's not forget the bleers and whines and fine lickers.
Good morning Annie. Are you ready for your drink? I read a few stories last night and definitely enjoyed them. I have to read however many more I am able to today. Also Milikthered got a really late entry in. If you could find it in your heart to vote and comment. Now BB is de-sludged and brewing some sort of caffeinated goodness. The kettle is whistling. What can I get ya? Bleers, whines, lickers anyone? Have a great day.
Good morning Susie. Coffee will be ready in a moment. Bertha is de-sludged and brewing with it's caffeinated goodness. Mugs, mugs, where are those mugs. Well the ones I could find are rinsed out. When passing through please remember to return the mugs for the morning crew. The kettle is on and whistling it's tune. Today is bitter cold after having high winds yesterday. Power outages, lines down, transformers tripped all over town. We actually we're without power for four hours on Sunday night. We started the generator for showers etc which is good to have. I'm really trying to read the comp entries.
My girl never ceases to amaze me. We we're talking about her birthday and asking what she would like. I told her I want to get her art lessons and she is quite excited. Her grandmother wants to get her piano lessons. She said after piano could she get violin lessons? I was shocked. She then said she wants to do pottery and learn to play drums as well. Anyway enough of my littley. What can I get ya to drink? As Mr. Rump had taught me coffee, tea, bleers, whines, fine lickers anyone?