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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States

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Good very early morning. It's five am here in Jersey. I switched on and de-sludged Bertha. Of course the sludge is ready for Carl. I had an extremely rough night. I did way way too much yesterday. I will pay for it most if today. I got very little writing done last night but am hoping to do more today. This is a great comp with some amazing stories. I'll keep checking them out. In the meantime, coffee, tea, fine lickers anyone? Have a great Sunday.
Good evening friends. I've cleaned carpets and did laundry today. I think I'm ready for a break. I'm writing and also trying to read the comp entries. I promise to get to all of you this week. I have no chance of winning but I am attempting to finish my piece. I'll have a Hannah please. Going to put my feet up for a bit.
Oops looks like Missy Curvy beat me to it. Good morning beautiful. Thank you. Have a wonderful day.
Good Friday morning rumpies. We made it through another week. Looks like I missed something exciting. That usually happens. Lol. I will have Bertha de-sludged and brewing in just a moment. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. The mugs are rinsed. I'll sweep the popcorn up off the floor in just a moment. I have some cinnamon rolls coming out of the oven if anyone would like one. Today looks like an easy day so hopefully that means some writing will get done. We shall see. Hope y'all have a great day.
Good morning Carl. I'd love some hot tea please. I saw some of the Phillies Nationals game at PT last night. It looked like it was a decent game as the score was 8/8 but the Nationals won. I saw a couple easy misses on the Phillies side. Jeff and my Mets won against the Marlins yesterday. Woohoo. I'm working on a comp piece then I promise to read all of your entries. I hope everyone has a lovely Thursday.
Good morning lush family. It's hump day and my turn to get Bertha de-sludged and brewing. The sludge is set aside for when Carl gets here and the rest of us will have the best coffee Jersey can provide. The kettle is on and whistling a tune. I have the laundry started and an hour before my littley needs to get up for school so I am brainstorming an idea for the comp. Thank you all for celebrating with me last night. I have to say I am breathing a little easier. Hope you all have a great day.
Good evening fam. I'm so very excited to say that my doctor called and my biopsy came back all clear. At least one thing is going well. Anyone want to join me for a drink to celebrate. I'm still thinking about a good story line for the comp. We shall see. Hope you all have a great night.
Happy birthday Aly. I hope you have a wonderful day. May all your wishes come true today and always.


Good morning Beautiful Curvy. Thank you for setting up this morning. I'd love a cup of tea. It's a gray day here in Jersey. I'm thinking about the comp and hoping I get some inspiration. Flash is great and having the members vote is a nice idea. I hope everyone has a great day.
Good morning Carl, Susie, Trace, and beautiful Curvy. It's another Monday and a new month. The year is going quickly before we know it summer will be here. Yesterday was wet and cool today is just cold. It's 30f this morning. I had some company yesterday and it was pleasure to see my mom and her boyfriend. They got suckered into playing Barbie's all day. I'll have a cup of tea before getting my littley up for school. Hope everyone has a wonderful day.
Good morning. My turn to set up. Bertha is de-sludged (set aside for Carl) and brewing some of her finest hot java. The kettle is whistling and I have eggs, bacon, scrapple, hash browns and orange juice as well. Please help yourself. Today is going to be a rainy day but yesterday was a beautiful spring day and my littley learned how to ride her little bicycle. She just wants me to make sure to keep her "stabilizers" (training wheels) on. Is she really only 4 3/4? Lol. Anyway, enjoy your Sunday. What can I get ya coffee, tee, cocoa, fine lickers anyone?
Good morning Carl. Looks like there was a party going on. I'll wash up some mugs and glasses while I await the kettle to whistle. My littley has been up with me for the past hour which is highly unusual as it's only 7am. We've sorted the laundry and got it started. Also took care of making beds and feeding cats. I had a bit of a disturbing night. As I got up for a drink around 130 my house phone rang. (no one calls after 9 unless it's an emergency) I answered and no one was there. The caller ID said spam? Wireless. I hope someone isn't scanning my house. Anyway, just unusual and bothered me for quite some time. So now I'll have a cup of tea and catch up on the jazz talks. Jeff, yay for our Mets. So happy. Our news only kept showing the Yankees. Like hello we do have two teams here. Lol. Have a great day everyone.
Congratulations Miss Elizabeth. You are very deserving of this award. You are truly one if the kindest people I've ever had the privilege of meeting. You always have a kind word of encouragement whenever it's needed and have an ability to say just what someone may need to hear at that time. You truly are Awesome.
Good evening folks. The awesome award couldn't have gone to a better person than Miss Elizabeth. I'll run over after while to congratulate her. I'd love a Hannah before dinner please. Glad to see the bar hopping. Hope everyone is having a great day.
Congratulations sweet Jai. You are amazing. Thank you for your time keeping the site running.
Good morning friends. Thank you for setting up Carl. I would love a cup of hot tea please. Today is my girls picture day. First one for her with many years to follow. She is so damn cute. I just take lots of pictures anyway lol. Housework is done for awhile. I think I'll sit back and relax until my littley gets home from school.
Good evening everyone. May I join you all. I am done for the night. Therapy was torture today but not only is my knee getting stronger so are my legs. I'll have a Hannah please.
Good morning Carl Miss Curvy and Sensuous curves. Thank you for the setup Carl. My littley got up early so had no time to stop in. I like my hour of peace in the am. Although it's when I get the most work done at this time. Don't think you want to know what I've done in the two and a half hours. We did my girls project yesterday. So many memories looking at all those pictures. Now I'd love a hot tea while I put my leg up and ice my knee. PT later which means a possibility of a massage too. At least in the calf of the bum leg.

I have a question for the father's here. Do you do things for your children and expect things in return. Example you're redoing a car in your spare time. You expect help from kids that work all day 5-6 days a week or else you refuse to help them build their cars for the derby or anything else they may want. In my mind I never expect anything in return from my kids. Obviously the normal chores need to be done... Lawn, garbage, etc. Just curious on your thoughts. Thank for listening to my rambles.
Good morning Lucy. I will have Bertha de-sludged and brewing in just a moment. The kettle is whistling. It's gonna be an easy day here. I'm just working on a project with my littley for school. It should be fun. We are making a family board. So she can show her family and all her favorite things. My appt has been changed to the first, Sir. Insurance companies suck. They did not approve my biopsy as of Friday afternoon.
Anyone else need some coffee, tea, bleers, whines, fine lickers? The mugs are rinsed. The glasses are drying. Hope everyone has a great day.
Good morning my lovelies. It's Saturday and windy here after two days of rain. I've de-sludged Bertha. I put it aside for Carl. Bertha is filled and brewing some of her special java. The kettle is on for tea. Happy belated birthday Annie. I'm going to sit in the corner with some ice before I start my lasagna for this evening. I hope you have a wonderful day and weekend.
Good morning Carl. Thank you for setting up Bertha. I put the kettle on for hot tea. I am going to prop myself in the corner with my tea and an ice pack and a heating pad. Went to the doc last night and ended up in the ER. They were very worried I developed a blood clot. Thankfully I did not but I must ice my knee to keep the swelling down and put heat on my calf to try to relax the muscle. They think it's so tight from hitting something during surgery. I hope everyone has a great day.
Good morning ? rumpies. Today is the first day of spring. I've got Bertha de-sludged and started with our own special brew. I've saved the sludge for Carl and anyone else who may need that kind of pick me up. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. We will have free (by free I mean on ping's account) daiquiris to celebrate spring. Now what can I get ya? Coffee, tea, bleers, fine lickers?
Hey everyone. Thank you for getting things set up today. I'm in some pain today. I believe I did too much yesterday. Ugh. Rest is on my agenda. Carl, I'm sorry I truly did not forget about you. Our resident Irishman in the land of Oz.
Sir thank you for your thoughts. I'm trying not to think about it too much.
Sara hope you're feeling better.
Hey Rachel, sure a sponge bath would be lovely. Just please make sure your wife and mistress do not get upset.
Has anyone seen that spiky haired kid around? He's been MIA for a couple days. Hope all is ok. I'll have a cup of tea please. I'll gladly tell you about any others if you'd like. I know I their is still some wonderful people here at Rump's.
Good morning friends. My turn to get Bertha running. The sludge is set aside for Carl and anyone else who needs that pick me up this Monday morning. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I hope everyone is feeling ok today. I'll be around to make food for anyone who needs it to help with hangovers.
I'm not sure how much I like not being able to do my daily chores. I really hate sitting around. Physical therapy later to help me get walking well again. Anyone whaddya need? Coffee, tea, bleers, whines, fine lickers.
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I've been MIA for awhile, so bring me up to speed. Why are you healing?


And CG, thank you for fixing my link!


I had surgery on Thursday for a torn meniscus. It's a process to heal but will get through it. I have a few more things to get through but one day at a time. Glad to see so many people celebrating St. Patrick's Day and more importantly Bill's bday.
Happy anniversary to one of the most amazing couple's on the web. You two are so sweet. My wish for you is many many more years of blissful happiness.

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Good to see you out, Tonya.

I keep going back to that awesome orientation you gave me a few days back. Still can't figure out who 'Bill' is though.

Oh, and thanks for the Guinness.




Bill is the owner of this fine establishment (rump) I tend to use people's names if they allow it as I find it much friendlier. I am a person who tries to he friendly with everyone. I don't see lush as "internet people" as they are just friends. I respect others wishes though as some choose not to divulge their real names here and that's ok, too. You will see me respect others in different ways as they have earned my respect deeply. Sir(greenman or Larry) as well as Master (ChrisM) and there are a couple others.
Marshmallows are Sara's thing. She eats them by the truckload with her cocoa.
Gil collects cocktail umbrellas and we try to always have a new box for her
Miss Curvy is definitely the entertainment organizer as she can dance us all under the table I believe.
The lovely Sprite, Verbal, and Seeker are big fans of tentacle sex and classic sci-fi films. King Kong Godzilla etc.
Above all else everyone brings a unique style in their writing and their personalities to the site and this special place.

I'll have a beer please ?