Quote by Kimasa
I can't vote, there's no "Never" option
Same.

Quote by MrNudiePants
My wife asked me once why we never have exciting sex like they do in porn videos. I grabbed her and bent her over the table, shoving her dress up and ripping her panties off. I shoved it in her as hard as I could and pounded her relentlessly. After a few minutes, I pulled out and slammed it into her asshole with no warning at all. Again, I fucked her just as hard as I possibly could. After several more minutes, I pulled out without worrying about her orgasm, flipped her over, and jacked off, cumming all over her face.
I'm not sure how she felt about it, but I know we've been banned from Red Lobster for life. ..
Quote by TheSluttyAngel
Us girls get to show off our goods and a guys package is largely a mystery...true....but let's be honest, we have the power with who we fuck. Guys may get to window shop and make their selections but we aren't always selling. Guys are nearly always buying so fairs fair. We can't have it all our own way ladies.
Quote by Guest
My most memorable sex experience would be prom night, the night I lost my virginity to my prom date's father.
Quote by HeraTeleia
No. There are no "tips". Do you not remember your wedding vows, the whole "love and honour" part? Well, you tossed at least the latter and probably the former right out the window when you began the affair. Now you have to step up and accept whatever anger, vitriol, and unpleasantness (and yes, there will be all three) your wife throws at you, as Sprite said. She will blame herself, she will blame you, and then she will blame herself again. Your only job at this point is to make it crystal clear that nothing she did, or could have done, led to your very mistaken decision.
My question is, how long did you think you could go on like this, had you not been caught out with your lover? Years? What of the other woman's feelings? Did you just not care?
Quote by elbichosucio
WOW, Cast the 1st stone why don't you? So my perversion/fetish is worse than all of yours? Self righteous bunch here. Your attacks are what people worry about, it's why some don't share their fantasies & such.
I didn't think this was going to be such a big deal but here's some info that I guess I should have included in the beginning:
1) We're the ones that married into the family so I'm not trying to take my brother's wife. I married the sister & she married the brother in the family.
2) They are divorced & he's not with us anymore.