I once wrote a story for my wife. It was about a sex dream that I had where she called me Daddy. She thought it was so hot that she started using it in the bedroom. It opened doors to role play, but she'd never accept that most of my stories are Fantasy, which is why I hope no one else in the family finds out.

I did tell one friend that I was writing online, but I didn't tell him which website or what kind of writing. He didn't believe me when I told him how many views and followers I had. I said that I was doing it for myself and didn't want anyone to know. He laughed, "Dear Penthouse?" He wasn't far off.