Good Morning my darlings.

I hope you're all doing well.

It's a soggy Easter here.

Sending lots of love and hugs to you all.

Morning my lovelies.

I hope you're all doing well.

@Kat

I hope you feel much better on the meds and that Palace of yours gets completed soon.

I brought a tray of chocolate and walnut brownies and a plate of buttermilk scones.

Do enjoy.

Will pop back later for a proper Goss.

Good morning my fine and lovely friends. I hope you have all been doing well and not over doing it.

We're getting closer to the Equinox and I think we all deserve a fabulous treat.

I'm going to have a bug mug of earl grey tea and a large slice of carrot cake.

Anyone joining me?

Prayers do come true after all.

The fair Bunny is back with us once again, I thought the place seemed extra jolly.

Happy Solstice to you all.

May you have a happy and a peaceful season. May you spend it with those you love and who love you in turn.

Rachel, that's one amazing skirt. It really shows off your legs.

I think I saw something else up there, so stay on the ladder.

Two writing competitions and some have entries in both?? That's some extra level stuff right there.

My pencil stands in awe at such dedication to your art.

Oh dear, I seem to have some mistletoe stuck in my hat.

I guess I will have to kiss everyone in the bar.

Evening all. Hope you're all having a wonderful day

Morning all. Hope you're doing well. Love you all.

@Kistin, don't be so hard on yourself.

You're a gifted writer and so productive.

The things I do for my sisters

Lead on. Is this a clothing optional island?

Yeah, my honeymoon. Bangkok scared the wits out of me.

Have you ever eaten something off another person's body?

That does explain the delightfully entrancing scent coming from your skin. Need me to out some on any part of you?

I love the idea of a lost world story.

I loved it when I was a girl, and dinosaurs too.

Who says we can't all walk on forgotten worlds and have adventures.

Big hugs, cheerful waves and much love to you all.

I've Enjoyed it on the past but it's very dependant on my lover.

I really need to trust them completely to let them take my ass.

I've danced on a bar top and flashed my bits in public.

Absolutely I'd go around without any undies.

Golly I knew I was left wing, I didn't realise I was such a Libertarian.

I'm a queer witch.

I'm attracted to intelligent women with a mind of their own. (See the poster above for an example of this.)

I'm the one who keeps changing the radio station at work away from top 40 to classical music.

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So is that a bear who tends bars or a person who tends bears? Either sounds pretty kickass to me.

By the way, have you heard of Nanuqsaurus? Yes, that means "polar bear lizard" and it's a tyrannosaur that lived in the Arctic.

I love it, an Arctic dinosaur.

Nice work.

Would you put some sun cream on my back, I don't want to get burned.

Lasagne, garlic bread and a bottle of pinot noir.

I have several favourite lushies.

I don't always show it as much as I should. I'm pretty sure they know who they are.

When I drove underpowered cars I gave ground to everything. I knew I didn't have the speed to evade so just let them get what they wanted and go on my way.

Now I've a more powerful car, I drive defensively. If its safer for me to let them barge in, I do. If its safer for me to outrun them, I do.

Safety comes first.

Some people like monarchies, they can give a sense of reassuring longevity.

Battles may be won or lost, economies rise or fall but a monarchy is a living connection through history.

Just imagine how divided Britain would have been through the Brexit crisis if it didn't have a monarchy?

Can't trust the political parties they're all Liars. Can't trust the newspapers, they're all owned by billionaires who want to keep us in the dark. You could put your trust in Auntie Beeb but the tories have spent decades gutting its internal controls and trying to prepare it to be either privatised or closed.

You could at least have a certain amount of trust in the Queen.

Stoic, long serving, dedicated.

Didn't work for me but it did work for a lot of people.

Skips into the bar, punching the air and dancing across the floor. Boots knocking bottles and debris out of the way, Skirt twirling in the air as she crosses the floor. Bouncing behind the bar, swift fingers checking everything is properly in its place, moving things around on autopilot until it's all in order. Slides across to Big Bertha, pops the lid open to check the state of the coffee machine. Twists the filter out and empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Italian Medium roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water. Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good girl. Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil. Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.

Puts trays of buttermilk scones, jam filled doughnuts and mini custard tarts on the counter.


Well my darlings, what can I get you this morning?

Storm season again it seems.

Will keep an extra charm in the shrine for you all.

May the Goddess keep you all safe and let us laugh our way through all this chaos. Her Will in all things. Most Blessed Be.

I sure hope everyone is staying safe and able to give lots of hugs to those they love.

@James.

It's a frightening thing to hear that we still have people so wrapped up in hatred that they'd demonise people. As a queer woman and a Witch, I sure wish we'd kick that old shit out of our heads and have a little more acceptance of difference.

We've election season this month and a twit knocked on my door to ask for my vote. That's a tough thing to do so I wanted to hear them out.

Gay marriage is wrong, ban abortion and drag Queens are grooming kids for pedos.

It was all I could do to slam the door on them, but I had to resist the urge to give them a slap.

I'm having a hot chocolate with a double shot of rum in it to keep out the cold.

@sprite

That's some strong wind you had there. Will say an extra prayer for your safety through this season of storms. Be well dear one and always be your beautiful self.

And speaking of lovely people.

@JustAnotherSapphic

May I have one of your hugs please?

@Kimmi

I feel your pain with coding. Will say a prayer that you get over the flu quickly. Sending much love and healing energies your way.

Couple of things really get me.

Kistin has already covered men.

Someone else covered obviously fake tits.

Bad acting is very annoying.

I'm going for the ludicrous depictions of lesbians.

Some of them look so bored they're trying not to fall asleep.

The most half baked foreplay possible.

None of them seem to know how to properly screw another woman.

Wow you boys look like you need a big hug. Come here.

I need a beer, and maybe a shot of rum. Life is good and the Gods are kind. May you all be blessed this day and every day.

Laffs. You always make me smile.

Hope everyone who enters the comp has a cracking entry.

Afternoon all, hope you're all doing well. Gods I'm gasping for a cuppa.

Off to grab a mint tea. Anyone joining me?

Popping by to see how you're all doing. My favourite band of drunken degenerates.

Gods I love being here, you make me howl with laughter.

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i keep trying to escape, but Jen knows where I live and keeps pulling me back in... sighs hope you've been doing well?

Been doing great. Landed a nice public sector job doing site support for a hospital. No pressure and a nice iron clad permanent contract.

Bliss.

Herself has started doing some home pottery. For now it's the air dried stuff you finish in a regular kitchen oven.

She's very talented at it.

Laffs. I love you all so much. It always makes me laugh when I get here.