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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland

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I just thought it might be fun to have a small part in a little tale, naturally nobody wants to be offended. Though I do let the person being referred to chose their disguise and the role they want to play in it.
Quote by utterchaos
Thank you everyone. Much love to everyone else going through hard times, loss and worries for their nearest and dearest.

Does anyone like bugs? I've got my first ever little pet mantis on the way smile It's a beautiful Spiny flower mantis (Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii) and they don't get very big. It's cold here so I've got a heat mat and thermostat (plus thermometer/hygrometer) with my starter kit. The person who sold it is highly recommended due to his expertise, so I should be in safe hands.

I was tempted by a mystery box he does, however they also do mystery boxes with a combo of mantids and tarantulas and I'm arachnophobic. I couldn't imagine anything worse than the boxes being mixed up and opening a box of spiders ?



A friend of mine keeps mantids, says they're so lovely to look at when the light reflects off their casing.
I'm not scared of most spiders but really big hairy ones do make me reach for some sort of flamethrower.


Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
I like only a few bugs....Lady bugs, Butterflies, and of course Dragonflies.


Oh dragon flies are so lovely when you see them flitting about.
Now say I'm describing someone as being a tall handsome looking chap, am I allowed to say he looks like a silver fox George Clooney?

If I say a man speaks with a deep rolling voice, and I allowed to say he sounds like Sydney Greenstreet from the Maltese Falcon?

So far I've been very good and not made mention of a single living soul apart from people who are most definitely not well known figures.
Most of the sluttier actions have been done by me, and I don't intend to sue myself for libel, at least not yet.


What says the wisdom of the Floor or more importantly the Fearsome Mods?
Well my darlings some of us have had a rotten start to the new year and no mistake.
Sending big hugs, warm pastries, honest sympathy to all of you who have lost someone.
I'm keeping a little candle burning for you all, and keeping you all in my prayers. It isn't much, but sometimes just knowing someone out there feels your pain and sends some love, is enough to get you through the day.

Do read James' little micro, it certainly made me feel the touch of the Orient, but that might have just been last night soy sauce repeating on me.

Some of you might have been following my current filthy little project, I'm hoping to have 2 chapters done by the end of the week and 1 of them submitted.
I know, me being productive, I'm astonished too.

The world can seem a scary, violent , hurtful place right now. Please look after yourself, your loved ones, and each other.
Life is full of change, and all too soon things will simmer down to a much less hectic pace.
Be kind to yourself, we're none of us perfect, be forgiving to those you live with, they're as pissed off about things as you are.
To one small thing to make someone else smile, and always remember to laugh.
It's my secret to getting through this all somewhat sane, Laughter, Love and Luna.

Counting down to the Full Moon, there's a whisper in the wind I might be challenged to a rap battle this year.
I bloody hope not, I'm so white I make salt look tanned.
Anyway if you catch me spittin' rymes, you know why.
Toodles folks.
Happy Birthday Dani,
Have a wonderful day, be spoiled rotten and have far too much fun you deserve it.

Happy birthday Larry! Wishing you an awesome day for being an awesome chap.

Have a totally dreamy day, because you deserve it.
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don't believe the rumors - it's not based on me.


That's odd I heard Ellen Ripley was based on you and a particularly clingy boyfriend was the alien.
But that's just what it says on the walls of the ladies in Rumps.
Well my darlings my kinky pencil wanted to know if putting Lushies in a tale as a cameo is allowed?
Naturally I'd let the person concerned read the tale they appear in and be fully allowed to edit how their alter ego appears.
I just thought it would be fun to immortalise some of you in print.

So my question is:

A)Are we allowed to do it?
B) Does anyone want to appear as a cameo?

So far everyone who gets a cameo has been lovingly given the Special Guest Star treatment and loves it.
If only for the legendary Home of Sappho, kiss upwards baby.
The lady gets to choose where, coz I'm classy.
Yes, I might learn something.
Besides just because I'm naked doesn't mean anything naughty will happen.
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Hot chocolate please.

Today isn't a good day. I have just found out that an old friend passed away. No details on what happened yet, but he was only around 30. We've not spoken in a few years due to him also being friends with my ex-husband and when we separated, even though we met him at the same time, I gave up the friendship so he didn't have to choose between us. He remained like an uncle to my eldest two children though.



Emma dear, so sorry for your loss. May the Goddess being him home to Her arms for all eternity.
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Bites into your doughnut and gets a hot chocolate for me. Cheers! So this is where you hide out...giggles ???

I think James was passing out spankings, but I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen, once or twice. ?




Welcome lucky_lildragonfly , hope you enjoyed a spanking from James.

Lovely to meet such a distinguished writer.
I'd pass on fucking him but buy him a few drinks and swap stories about our sexual adventures.
A writer needs new material to put in tales.
Personally I go for full factor 100, under a scuba suit, at night, in the shadows.
Then again I'm a pale blonde with freckles. Gollum looks like someone back from Spain and their holidays in my part of the world.

If anyone wants me I'm the one attracting a crowd of east Asian people who cannot believe someone can be this pale and not be bloated corpse or made of rice paper!
Be proud of yourself, hydrate next time silly, warm up properly (says me frantically looking up how to do a bloody warm up. Don't judge me) and keep going.
The sun is shining through my window, the muse is whispering wonderful filth on my ear.
Alyssa gave me a cuddle and the birds are singing happily.
Thought I'd wander by bringing Love, Hugs and coffee cake for everyone.
Be kind to yourself and those around you.
The sun is getting stronger, the days are getting longer, and things are getting slowly better.
Stay positive my darlings and always be your own Champion!
Don't provoke the tigeress.
Management are not responsible for any mauling, biting, growling or ravishing
that occurs for not following this safety message.
Life is like a stew pot, what you get out of it depends on what you put in it.
Be positive, encourage those around you to be kinder to each other, do one small thing every day to make things slightly better for someone else. Do that and when you look back over your life there's a whole lot of lives you changed for the better.
I've put a little card in the occasional area, let's show Curvy how much she's loved.
Happy birthday to the classiest, funniest, smartest, kindest woman I know.
Keep raising the tone in Rumps and keep inspiring us all to be our most creative selves.





Since Curvy got her birthday present of a case of bushmills, I will look after Big Bertha.

Slips.behind the bar and after a series of suspiciously fruity Gaelic phrases wrestles everything into the proper place and switches everything on. Right coffee should be ready in a few minutes, the kettle is bubbling.
I'm even spanking asses, I'm a full service Domme.