Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I just thought it might be fun to have a small part in a little tale, naturally nobody wants to be offended. Though I do let the person being referred to chose their disguise and the role they want to play in it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Now say I'm describing someone as being a tall handsome looking chap, am I allowed to say he looks like a silver fox George Clooney?
If I say a man speaks with a deep rolling voice, and I allowed to say he sounds like Sydney Greenstreet from the Maltese Falcon?
So far I've been very good and not made mention of a single living soul apart from people who are most definitely not well known figures.
Most of the sluttier actions have been done by me, and I don't intend to sue myself for libel, at least not yet.
What says the wisdom of the Floor or more importantly the Fearsome Mods?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well my darlings some of us have had a rotten start to the new year and no mistake.
Sending big hugs, warm pastries, honest sympathy to all of you who have lost someone.
I'm keeping a little candle burning for you all, and keeping you all in my prayers. It isn't much, but sometimes just knowing someone out there feels your pain and sends some love, is enough to get you through the day.
Do read James' little micro, it certainly made me feel the touch of the Orient, but that might have just been last night soy sauce repeating on me.
Some of you might have been following my current filthy little project, I'm hoping to have 2 chapters done by the end of the week and 1 of them submitted.
I know, me being productive, I'm astonished too.
The world can seem a scary, violent , hurtful place right now. Please look after yourself, your loved ones, and each other.
Life is full of change, and all too soon things will simmer down to a much less hectic pace.
Be kind to yourself, we're none of us perfect, be forgiving to those you live with, they're as pissed off about things as you are.
To one small thing to make someone else smile, and always remember to laugh.
It's my secret to getting through this all somewhat sane, Laughter, Love and Luna.
Counting down to the Full Moon, there's a whisper in the wind I might be challenged to a rap battle this year.
I bloody hope not, I'm so white I make salt look tanned.
Anyway if you catch me spittin' rymes, you know why.
Toodles folks.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday Larry! Wishing you an awesome day for being an awesome chap.
Have a totally dreamy day, because you deserve it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Smart, kind,witty and creative.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
An Orange Lindtor, ooh lovely.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes, I hear he plays a mean game of pool.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Has a way with words I could listen to all day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well my darlings my kinky pencil wanted to know if putting Lushies in a tale as a cameo is allowed?
Naturally I'd let the person concerned read the tale they appear in and be fully allowed to edit how their alter ego appears.
I just thought it would be fun to immortalise some of you in print.
So my question is:
A)Are we allowed to do it?
B) Does anyone want to appear as a cameo?
So far everyone who gets a cameo has been lovingly given the Special Guest Star treatment and loves it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If only for the legendary Home of Sappho, kiss upwards baby.
The lady gets to choose where, coz I'm classy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes, I might learn something.
Besides just because I'm naked doesn't mean anything naughty will happen.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pass, let's see who else we draw
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Kiss my lips sweetie, I promise not to bite, much.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd pass on fucking him but buy him a few drinks and swap stories about our sexual adventures.
A writer needs new material to put in tales.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Absolutely even if I lose I'm having a blast.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Personally I go for full factor 100, under a scuba suit, at night, in the shadows.
Then again I'm a pale blonde with freckles. Gollum looks like someone back from Spain and their holidays in my part of the world.
If anyone wants me I'm the one attracting a crowd of east Asian people who cannot believe someone can be this pale and not be bloated corpse or made of rice paper!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Be proud of yourself, hydrate next time silly, warm up properly (says me frantically looking up how to do a bloody warm up. Don't judge me) and keep going.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The sun is shining through my window, the muse is whispering wonderful filth on my ear.
Alyssa gave me a cuddle and the birds are singing happily.
Thought I'd wander by bringing Love, Hugs and coffee cake for everyone.
Be kind to yourself and those around you.
The sun is getting stronger, the days are getting longer, and things are getting slowly better.
Stay positive my darlings and always be your own Champion!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Don't provoke the tigeress.
Management are not responsible for any mauling, biting, growling or ravishing
that occurs for not following this safety message.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Life is like a stew pot, what you get out of it depends on what you put in it.
Be positive, encourage those around you to be kinder to each other, do one small thing every day to make things slightly better for someone else. Do that and when you look back over your life there's a whole lot of lives you changed for the better.
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I've put a little card in the occasional area, let's show Curvy how much she's loved.