Pass for me
But happy to share a cookie
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Handsome chap Mister Flash but will pass, though will happily share a cookie.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
No because I'm hopeless at poker.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
In ways that only poets and song writers could describe
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Under the stars, on a warm summers night with a fire burning on a sleeping bag.
Not the most sophisticated way to do it, but very fun with the right person
Not the most sophisticated way to do it, but very fun with the right person
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Has wonderfully talented fingers
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes and since they're a meat eater a good steakhouse, bottle of red, and a good chat about life, the universe and just how do they get the figs into the fig rolls.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Depends on who's asking but I'm a brave gal, kiss.
Because a very gallant man gave me a most polite nudge.
Because a very gallant man gave me a most polite nudge.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Being a home owner can be expensive but it's a lot easier then being a renter.
I can get broadband connected, a boiler replaced, cable TV installed, or the white goods in the kitchen replaced any time I want.
When I was renting getting any one of them done was a total pain, taking far too long and lots of boring paperwork.
Add in that because you're the owner of the property and you don't need to allow for someone with a set of spare keys marching into your house whenever they want, makes it a wonderful feeling.
I can get broadband connected, a boiler replaced, cable TV installed, or the white goods in the kitchen replaced any time I want.
When I was renting getting any one of them done was a total pain, taking far too long and lots of boring paperwork.
Add in that because you're the owner of the property and you don't need to allow for someone with a set of spare keys marching into your house whenever they want, makes it a wonderful feeling.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
To get converted from being a contractor so I can have a paid vacation for once.
I know I'm greedy.
I know I'm greedy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm the worlds worst dancer so a chance to dance with anyone who actually knows any moves at all..Totally
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes but only virtually, not sure if that counts.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Cupcake Donna suggested that if I was going to learn to write better erotica, this is the best place to learn how to do it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Melena Morgan and Elle Alexandra.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Have a conversation with a mechanic, plumber or electrician where they don't talk down to me, try to look down my top or up my skirt.
Sometimes I have to get my brother to handle talking to them.
Sometimes I have to get my brother to handle talking to them.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Whatever it is I am not responsible for supporting that, so take it to someone paid to look after it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
For me Katie Taylor, wonderful technique, fabulous footwork, hits like a sledgehammer and is the nicest most grounded girl in the world.
Go on Team Green!!
Go on Team Green!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
No tan lines for me, but then again where I live Golum looks like he's come back from his holidays.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
@fuzzy1954 Oh at the moment it's a French Rhum Agricole from a small island off the coast of Guadalupe.
Much more vegetal then the usual stuff, and awfully good neat.
Much more vegetal then the usual stuff, and awfully good neat.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
@utterchaos it's a frightening time for a lot of us. Just remember you're not alone, all of this is going to get better, take it one hour at a time, one day at a time. Before you know it, you'll have gotten through it.
It's what I do when life gets tough, one step at a time, one hour at a time, one day at a time. Till then, be good to yourself and those you love, the kids won't remember the situation always but they will remember they were loved and safe. A nice thing to remember when you look back on it all.
It's what I do when life gets tough, one step at a time, one hour at a time, one day at a time. Till then, be good to yourself and those you love, the kids won't remember the situation always but they will remember they were loved and safe. A nice thing to remember when you look back on it all.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
This place is awesome, a proper bar.
I'm cold and need warming up, can I have a coffee with 2 shots of rum in it please.
Need to chase away the cold.
I'm cold and need warming up, can I have a coffee with 2 shots of rum in it please.
Need to chase away the cold.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Here goes.
Fuck off AMD and you're fucking broken driver..
stop breaking my fucking OS..it's fine..it doesn't need your fucking crap on it.
ahem..thank you
Fuck off AMD and you're fucking broken driver..
stop breaking my fucking OS..it's fine..it doesn't need your fucking crap on it.
ahem..thank you
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I thought that version of Lush was Welsh. I've heard Cowyn Lush (yes I know the spelling is off) as All good/fine for me.