Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Verbal
1 month ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Colorado
Forum
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by curvygalore
Yep, that Cardiff in the Scottish Highlands...
He and Ioan Gruffudd were roomies from drama school days onwards. They would have made beautiful Welsh babies too...
Ioan Gruffudd! What a great Welsh name!
And speaking of names! SAM FUCKING ELLIOT! How cool to end Justified with such an excellent bad guy! And he looks so weird and creepy and bird-like without his signature mustache.
I loved the way the show ended. It's bread and butter was really interesting, somewhat sympathetic bad guys, like the aforementioned Mr. Elliot, and Rod Eldard, and whoever played Mags Bennett, and Dickie and Dewey Bennett, and of course Walton Groggins - seems like he kicks every scene he's in up a notch. And Timothy Elephant kept Raylan consistent and charismatic and trigger-happy. GREAT show. Top ten, easily.
Png, you magnificent bastard, you are required to read my sci-fi thing on rhymes-with-gnu! You can feel the guilt growing with every minute you delay, can't you? Guilt...guilt...guilt..like a dripping faucet. Like Poe's beating heart under the floorboards. Bu-bump. Bu-bump. Bu-bump.
Not much else going on. Typical Monday slowness. Snow's all melted and it's warm and summery again. Had an excellent plot twist come to me this weekend re:the current story. A quiet ghost story for a change, after 3 post-apocalyptic tales in a row.
Hope your wife's spinal implant was successful, Larry, and that yours is effective, Tonya.
HUGS
Coffee would be the umbrella in the cocktail of my morning.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS
Happy Friday, all!
Other Scott has returned! Welcome back.
Congrats on all the winning, Fuzz. The Mets didn't lose because they didn't play. Game time today is 4:47, weirdly, and even more weirdly, we are paying the winningest team in New York: the Toronto Blue Jays (They're playing in Buffalo during this benighted year of 2020).
Can we have the election already? Everyone's already made up their mind. Let's have the election next Tuesday and get this shitshow over with.
Date night, but no big plans, we'll probably just go out to eat. Our big weekend project is to assemble the brand new bedside table for my side of the bed! And finish Justified!
Coffee would be like manna from heaven.
Happy Friday, all!
Other Scott has returned! Welcome back.
Congrats on all the winning, Fuzz. The Mets didn't lose because they didn't play. Game time today is 4:47, weirdly, and even more weirdly, we are paying the winningest team in New York: the Toronto Blue Jays (They're playing in Buffalo during this benighted year of 2020).
Can we have the election already? Everyone's already made up their mind. Let's have the election next Tuesday and get this shitshow over with.
Date night, but no big plans, we'll probably just go out to eat. Our big weekend project is to assemble the brand new bedside table for my side of the bed! And finish Justified!
Coffee would be like manna from heaven.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS
Just got back from hearing my sleep study results. Mild sleep apnea. No big deal. I did tell the doc I thought sleep studies were "artificial to the point of being meaningless." He did not fully disagree.
*snags a donut* Thanks Fuzz, and glad the Royals won. Mets had a FUN win last night. No game today.
Ping (excuse me, KENNY), dude, you GOTTA start writing again. We'll finish Justified this weekend. The Americans is probably next (LJ likes Keri Russell, all I remember is her hair).
I got nuthin. Still writing daily. Still exercising daily, though switched form walking to stationary bike during this snowy weather. Still have half a mind on my Dad's eulogy, like, every waking minute.
Coffee would be much appreciated.
Just got back from hearing my sleep study results. Mild sleep apnea. No big deal. I did tell the doc I thought sleep studies were "artificial to the point of being meaningless." He did not fully disagree.
*snags a donut* Thanks Fuzz, and glad the Royals won. Mets had a FUN win last night. No game today.
Quote by Cuckold_Kenny
So, not that I was entering the contest, but I had an idea for a story. A guy discovers that during anal sex, his wife's butt acts as a portal, a time-shift mechanism. Her back door takes him forward to see the future. He then discovers that if his wife pegs him, it takes him back, back to places he can change his past actions to affect his (and everyone else's) future. The time travel vision was very clear, acid trip-like again. Once anally injected, one is sensory bombarded with flashing lights and feels whisked away as if they were on an enclosed water slide, twisting and turning, until they reach their time and date destination. I hadn't thought through the ability to select their travel destination. It may have had something to do with booze or drugs or lubricant or something else.
Working titles considered were, Butt Fucked To The Future, or The Dark Hole of Cal Cutla, or Dirty Worm Hole, or My Life Through The Back Door.
Nice Day To All!
Ping (excuse me, KENNY), dude, you GOTTA start writing again. We'll finish Justified this weekend. The Americans is probably next (LJ likes Keri Russell, all I remember is her hair).
I got nuthin. Still writing daily. Still exercising daily, though switched form walking to stationary bike during this snowy weather. Still have half a mind on my Dad's eulogy, like, every waking minute.
Coffee would be much appreciated.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Meagananne1986
Probably sounds cliche, but shared, with him, in the creation of our daughter. Bearing his child and then sharing the opportunity to raise her with my husband is an absolutely amazing experience that has brought us even closer together.
Just wait til she's a teenager.
And I concur. Our kids are adopted, but I'd contend that parenting together is really the most intimate two people can be. It binds your lives together in a way nothing else can.
And I'll even throw in a bit of parental advice: in about a year your daughter is going to start saying and doing the cutest things ever. And they will be so cute you'll think, "I could never forget that." But you will. So my advice is this: whenever they say or do anything cute: WRITE IT DOWN. Otherwise you'll forget, because there is SO MUCH going on, your brain won't be able to keep up.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS
Hope everyone is doing well.
Vanessa, I second your "Where's Ping (excuse me, KENNY!)?" sentiment. Dude, drag your ass in here!
Woke up to a ton of snow today, though it is all slowly melting off now. It felt nice - I like winter, I like snow. I will be sick of it come February, though.
Had a monthly staff meeting on Zoom this morning. Only 3 more of those left. Feels weird.
My Dad's memorial is in a month. I find myself in my head, writing his obituary, more and more. And with the eulogy come a lot of memories. Interesting times, friends.
One hour til Bourbon time. Set a shot toward the end of the bar, I'll gradually scoot my way over.
Hope everyone is doing well.
Vanessa, I second your "Where's Ping (excuse me, KENNY!)?" sentiment. Dude, drag your ass in here!
Woke up to a ton of snow today, though it is all slowly melting off now. It felt nice - I like winter, I like snow. I will be sick of it come February, though.
Had a monthly staff meeting on Zoom this morning. Only 3 more of those left. Feels weird.
My Dad's memorial is in a month. I find myself in my head, writing his obituary, more and more. And with the eulogy come a lot of memories. Interesting times, friends.
One hour til Bourbon time. Set a shot toward the end of the bar, I'll gradually scoot my way over.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Oooooh!
I know nothing about good quality keyboards, but I have been swearing angrily at my current crappy one for years. Makes fast typing nearly impossible, but I buy cheap ones because I am VERY hard on a keyboard. Thanks for the info everyone. This looks like an early 2021 present for myself!
I know nothing about good quality keyboards, but I have been swearing angrily at my current crappy one for years. Makes fast typing nearly impossible, but I buy cheap ones because I am VERY hard on a keyboard. Thanks for the info everyone. This looks like an early 2021 present for myself!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS
Hope everyone had an excellent three day weekend.
Sorry about your Royals, Fuzz, and the resultant lack of donuts. The Mets lost too, if that is any consolation.
Littley must be so excited to start school. She's so hungry for knowledge and clearly very bright. A lifelong learner!
And thanks to our dear Curvy for the setup.
Thanks to everyone who wandered over to the land of Gnu to read my comp entry, as well as all the others. I got a Contestant badge, so I must have qualified. Go read the entries! And thanks for the help, and the signal boost, Scott.
We saw Tenet in an actual movie theater last weekend. I liked it, though it was pretty confusing. LJ's reaction: she leaned into me halfway through as said "I have absolutely no idea what's going on." I guess that was the goal, they went out of their way NOT to explain much.
We are still not done with Justified. Only 3 left, and we are taking them slow. Still, we are sure to finish next weekend.
There's a snowstorm coming this way; Coffee would sure keep things warm!
Hope everyone had an excellent three day weekend.
Sorry about your Royals, Fuzz, and the resultant lack of donuts. The Mets lost too, if that is any consolation.
Littley must be so excited to start school. She's so hungry for knowledge and clearly very bright. A lifelong learner!
And thanks to our dear Curvy for the setup.
Thanks to everyone who wandered over to the land of Gnu to read my comp entry, as well as all the others. I got a Contestant badge, so I must have qualified. Go read the entries! And thanks for the help, and the signal boost, Scott.
We saw Tenet in an actual movie theater last weekend. I liked it, though it was pretty confusing. LJ's reaction: she leaned into me halfway through as said "I have absolutely no idea what's going on." I guess that was the goal, they went out of their way NOT to explain much.
We are still not done with Justified. Only 3 left, and we are taking them slow. Still, we are sure to finish next weekend.
There's a snowstorm coming this way; Coffee would sure keep things warm!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
It's not Moanday, it's Labor Day!
I submitted a contest entry at the very last second over at the rhymes-with-gnu site. Totally spaced it until today, which I saw was the last day. So I thought up the story, wrote it, and submitted it in the space of three hours. Very unusual for me.
Anyway, it needs to be verifies, and THEN needs to get enough qualifying votes (I don't know if you need ten votes over there or not). But, if you could wander over and give a quick read to Funhouse, I'd appreciate it. Only 500 words.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/flash-fiction/-funhouse-.aspx
Actually, while you're there, I've got a long and epic two parter over there called Chew. Very proud of it. Give it a read too if you like.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-2-.aspx
HUGS
Off to grill steaks and hot dogs and corn on the cob. A beer would hit the spot.
I submitted a contest entry at the very last second over at the rhymes-with-gnu site. Totally spaced it until today, which I saw was the last day. So I thought up the story, wrote it, and submitted it in the space of three hours. Very unusual for me.
Anyway, it needs to be verifies, and THEN needs to get enough qualifying votes (I don't know if you need ten votes over there or not). But, if you could wander over and give a quick read to Funhouse, I'd appreciate it. Only 500 words.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/flash-fiction/-funhouse-.aspx
Actually, while you're there, I've got a long and epic two parter over there called Chew. Very proud of it. Give it a read too if you like.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-2-.aspx
HUGS
Off to grill steaks and hot dogs and corn on the cob. A beer would hit the spot.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I have a 2-part sci-fi story over on Rhymes-With-Gnu that just grabbed a couple RRs. Scary babies, greedy millionaires, pandenics, the fall of capitalism, 5-G towers, subliminal advertising, Facebook, AND our very own Sara lending her name to one of the main characters.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-2-.aspx
Enjoy the weekend, fellow barflies.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-2-.aspx
Enjoy the weekend, fellow barflies.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS
Grace, good to see you back, and hope you are feeling better.
Sara, glad you liked part 1 of the story.
TG, glad your hearing is back, and you got to see the kids, and the grandkids soon!
A three day weekend looms, though I suspect we will be mostly chill. Eat out tonight, as we nearly always do on Friday night. Going to the movies is likely tomorrow, I really wanna see Tenet. And probably will finish Justified.
Speaking of Justified, I proposed we study the first chapter of Riding the Rap in my writing group (Raylon and Dewey Crowe- it's free on amazon by clicking the "Look Inside" link). I wish I could write with half the style of Elmore Leonard. He hits it out of the frikkin park, and I don't know HOW he does it. Got into a very long discussion about what the POV really is. An omniscient 3rd person narrator filtered through Raylan's POV is the best definition. Thoughts, Bill? You're a big Leonard fan as I recall.
Cough-ee. Please.
Grace, good to see you back, and hope you are feeling better.
Sara, glad you liked part 1 of the story.
TG, glad your hearing is back, and you got to see the kids, and the grandkids soon!
A three day weekend looms, though I suspect we will be mostly chill. Eat out tonight, as we nearly always do on Friday night. Going to the movies is likely tomorrow, I really wanna see Tenet. And probably will finish Justified.
Speaking of Justified, I proposed we study the first chapter of Riding the Rap in my writing group (Raylon and Dewey Crowe- it's free on amazon by clicking the "Look Inside" link). I wish I could write with half the style of Elmore Leonard. He hits it out of the frikkin park, and I don't know HOW he does it. Got into a very long discussion about what the POV really is. An omniscient 3rd person narrator filtered through Raylan's POV is the best definition. Thoughts, Bill? You're a big Leonard fan as I recall.
Cough-ee. Please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I am back from the land of Gnu! I just put up the first half of a story on the rhymes-with-gnu site. Subliminal advertising, creepy babies, viruses that spread on Facebook, Wendigos, greed, the death of capitalism, and the end of the world!
More importantly, this is the one I stole Sara's name for one of the main characters.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
Mets/Yankees 4-4 tie in the sixth.
And fuck it, it's beer thirty. I'd love a cold frosty mug.
More importantly, this is the one I stole Sara's name for one of the main characters.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/science-fiction/-chew-part-1-.aspx
Mets/Yankees 4-4 tie in the sixth.
And fuck it, it's beer thirty. I'd love a cold frosty mug.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and big HUGS to all. Sorry to be such a downer, but this is a tough day for all sport fans, especially those who follow baseball and teams such as Verbal's belovedMets. The greatest player in the history of the New York Mets, Hall of Fame pitcher Tom Seiver, passed away in his sleep due to complications of dementia and C-19.
I'll spare you a list of his achievements. For those,check out his Wiki page. But for those unfamiliar with Seiver, he was an incredibly great athlete and a class act for the ages. He will be missed.
It's a little known fact that Seiver ran a small California vineyard that produce some wines critics judged as good and having promise to get better. Therefore, all wine will be on the house, and or the tab ofJeff. So whadda ya wanna drink?
Thanks for the Tom Terrific mention, Bill. He was the greatest of all the Mets. I don't normally react too emotionally to celebs and sports heroes dying, but this one hurt. I have three signed baseballs, two are pretty worthless (Keith Hernandez, Turk Wendell) but the other is Seaver. He'll be missed. Sad he died of dementia.
The 12,000 word monster story I churned out for an anthology got rejected yesterday. It's too long and too specifically themed to be accepted elsewhere. :( Oh well.
Heart doc appt today, just a check-up. Then another Mets/Yankees game.
HUGS
Thanks for the brownies TG *slips two into his pocket*
All for now, though I need to unpack the idea that the line “Boss, it looks like a real woman” is the key, the Rosetta Stone, the Ur-story, the primal scene that created the twisted, cartoon-ish psyche of Ping (excuse me, KENNY!)
COFFEE!!!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
HUGS, from Verbal "Nips" Incandenza
Ping (excuse me, KENNY!), I looked up the SCTV Fantasy Island. And while I found a tiny John Candy to be kinda disturbing, I picked up no clues as to your true identity.
I did find this however.
Fuzz, your Royals lost with ex-Met and World Series hero Matt Harvey collapsing on the mound. his career may be over. Sad.
And of course the Mets lost too.
Bill, feeling like a Humpee today. Perhaps coffee would help....
Ping (excuse me, KENNY!), I looked up the SCTV Fantasy Island. And while I found a tiny John Candy to be kinda disturbing, I picked up no clues as to your true identity.
I did find this however.
Fuzz, your Royals lost with ex-Met and World Series hero Matt Harvey collapsing on the mound. his career may be over. Sad.
And of course the Mets lost too.
Bill, feeling like a Humpee today. Perhaps coffee would help....
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by DMBFFF
Didn't they have that great cover of Tusk?
(possible source)
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
https://vimeo.com/9545833
3:05
another song (unrelated to FM)
kleine revolutie #29 - screenwriters lust
Plaatjes van het internet. Muziek van Soul Coughing (Screenwriters Blues) en The The (Dogs Of Lust).
https://vimeo.com/360120967
8:20
Nope, but I love Tusk.
Love Soul Coughing too! I met Mike Doughty a few times in NYC, back in the day.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Beffer
Not to quibble (though I AM a quibbler), staffer is a noun, not an adjective.
Not to quibble either (though I am a quibbler too), staff is a group, a staffer is one member of that group. So to refer to an individual, while you could say "a member of the staff," staffer is easier. I think it's cool.
Don't get me started on "orientate," though.