satori - Buddhist term meaning awakening to the true nature of the world, and your place in it
he said, she said.
also, rain.
I had never even heard of one until I saw one in the Lush store made of pearls. Why not?
Wife/girlfriend: already have.
Another guy: theoretically, in a threesome, sure.
A stranger: if she's consenting, yes. If she's also doing it, oh my fucking God yes.
I'm running out of names to use. Can someone give me a good, not often used sexy name for a girl in an erotic story?
I don't often crush on famous models splashed all over mag covers, but Kate Upton is magnificent. Perfect. Who is calling her too big?
And the whole skinny=perfection thing never really bothered me until I had daughters, and saw how society's strict and unrealistic definition of beauty fucks with their heads. I'm not gonna say everyone is beautiful, or that beauty is on the inside, yadayadayada, but defining beauty to mean only one wildly unrealistic body type is mindless and damaging.
And don't get me started on TV using 21-year-old models to play average teenagers. They are fucking up the body images of several generations of women.
Grrrrr.
I have developed a touch of PTSD concerning marriage.
I have a thing for weather girls on the news (no idea why). But make one with weather girls. She can even say things like "a high pressure ridge will be moving through the area..." while being fucked.
I told my daughters not to go out with boys who don't open doors for them. I'm sure they will ignore me and go out with thuggish motorcycle riding neanderthals, partly just to piss me off. But I agree, it is a tiny but telling detail in a man.
I am happy my avatar is David Foster Wallace again. I've missed him.
Jeans, tee short, flannel. Like almost every other day. I'm sadly predictable.
I am successfully navigating choppy seas.
Congratulations. You saw I had found some actual comfort and did your best to shoot it down, like some sort of self-guided drama-seeking missile. Get a life.
Fuck this. All of it.
1 - The Ring
2 - Cabin in the Woods
3 - The Shining
4 - 28 Days Later
5 - Silence of the Lambs
6 - Rosemary's Baby