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WanKaDDict
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · England

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Ready the previous posts it looks like a 50/50 split - -Fucking Weirdo's

Who in their right mind would turn one down they are fab I love them.

Sorry for the F, the only time I dont get or give is during a pre-work quicky - because I like to take my time
I sat for ten minutes trying to think of one, but I love having a hard on especially if there are hotties around
The handle from a Back brush while I was in the bath "Wanking", forgot about that one will have to try again soon.

note to self - don't forget the jelly..

Forgot to mention where the handle went..........
Hate it when other drivers beeb learner drivers, we all to learn - Tossers!

Hate it when I stay in Hotels/B&B's with NO WIFI aaarrrggh (away twice a week)

Hate it that I don't have many Lushy Friends........
Am quite impressed with the look and attachments for the Hitachi Magic Wand, also spotted a Rocks off Ass Berry

Anybody tried one and if is so any good?
It's probably because I'm not allowed to that I wan't to try anal.

I am a considerate lover and try most things either way but I can't seem to get there - not with Mr Exciteable anyway.

She likes a good bit of tongue and finger grinding in there but she is too scared to take it, it's not a NO more of a I dont think it will fit!

Hypnosis didn't work either - joking.

Any advice?

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ps. it's not huge but not small.
I'm still trying to persuade...

I will try most things and even negotiated a deal (not me but us) whereas I had my ass played with first - tongue, finger/s and a vibe. Bloody good session but no Green Light

She loves my tongue and fingers in there but still no to the pecker.

I'll keep trying though - and probably just because i'm not allowed.

"I'll be careful I promise"

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In no particular order.

A good red wine (not spanish)
Apple crumble with custard Mmm.
Pussy before and during
Roasted veg in olive oil with Feta
KFC

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Think I need to open my wallet.....

my good lady has a Rabbit and a clit hammer, we used to have a good selection of vibes and dildo's but she threw them out

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And if the pen/cil was too small you had to do it at an angle :-/ I'm getting on a bit now.