Constant Gardener
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WellMadeMale
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http://thrivemovement.com/ If you're one of the 99%...you should visit.
Constant Gardener
Starts out a bit slow...but really picks up from about 4 minutes on... Reminds me of a few old Monty Python skits.
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Constant Gardener
Quote by rachelf1992
Your the rude, disrespectful and ignorant one but at least when you do it will be in handcuffs having been arrested for smoking in a public place - just what's deserved.....
Nice to make your acquaintance. I see we've started out on the right footing!
Constant Gardener
Gawddamned it. I knew I was born 30 years too early!
I am missing out on all the cool new ways to get waxed. First - Jenkem (it's the shit!) and now...this.
Fawk!
I am missing out on all the cool new ways to get waxed. First - Jenkem (it's the shit!) and now...this.
Fawk!
Constant Gardener
Quote by stephanie
i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off..............
Wanna know my secret sauce ingredients, Steph?
Constant Gardener
I think I'd have to fight off the urge to regurgitate and leave the area as quickly as effing possible. That's every bit a violation of my reasonable expectation of spacial public privacy...if I'm at a public location and a group of accosting individuals decide to perform for me against my choice.
Hell, I might even light up a cigar and blow some smoke in someone's face if I had a chance, on my way out of the food court.
Fucking rude, stupid shit.
Hell, I might even light up a cigar and blow some smoke in someone's face if I had a chance, on my way out of the food court.
Fucking rude, stupid shit.
Constant Gardener
Frisbee golf, volleyball and tennis
Ever considered shaving your eyebrows and tattooing them back on?
Ever considered shaving your eyebrows and tattooing them back on?
Constant Gardener
Yo, Morph...while those images are just dandy on your profile page...they are frowned upon out here in the general thread/forum area. I'm surprised actually that this thread isn't moderated more frequently.
No penetration...no explicit genitalia...and definitely no cumshot .gifs are, ummm... allowed.
No penetration...no explicit genitalia...and definitely no cumshot .gifs are, ummm... allowed.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Nikki703
Have You Ever Seen People Having Sex In A Car That You Were Parked Near, Like In A Mall Parking Lot?
I used to notice that occurring all the time...at the old school, drive-in big-movie-screen, outdoor theaters. Never noticed it anywhere else. Maybe cuz my radar wasn't activated?
Have you ever worn dark sunglasses, specifically to surreptitiously scope out the ladies or dudes ... at the beach or pool?
Constant Gardener
If you think she's mental, do not have sex with her, no matter how attractive she might be, to you.
Constant Gardener
Read a few stories here at Lush?
Craft and write your own story to publish here?
Phone one of your many fuckbuddies and set a date for later?
Strip to nakedness, slap on a trench coat...and cruise the streets for hot, unsuspecting babes?
The sky is the limit!
Craft and write your own story to publish here?
Phone one of your many fuckbuddies and set a date for later?
Strip to nakedness, slap on a trench coat...and cruise the streets for hot, unsuspecting babes?
The sky is the limit!
Constant Gardener
As I open a door for her...my hand in the small of her back and I feel her lean back into my touch just slightly. I sense her warmth, desire and goosebumps in that moment.