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WellMadeMale
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Constant Gardener
I just prefer the drapes match the carpet.
Hardwood flooring optional and not unappreciated!
Hardwood flooring optional and not unappreciated!
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Quote by Magical_felix
I don't apologize for calling you guys junior deputies.
And I won't apologize for telling you to suck a dick and **** the **** off. You're a major ****ing dickhead most the time, dude. You like cat turds in your sand box, I'm cool with that.
That's how you roll.
This is how I roll.
But you know that already.
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Quote by bigguns
No I realize it is extremely rare but it does happen and she is not the only one who has claimed to be a high school senior on here. I am just saying none of you have any evidence.
Heheh...I would not be one bit surprised if the girl in question was you! LOL
You do seem to know how to set up IP tunnels and jump on different machines in totally different IP zones. How to circumvent being banned by IP address. It's not that difficult but 99.5% of internet users wouldn't even know to think of it...and only maybe 5% would have the technical know how to accomplish it.
That's impressive, Mark, or Mike...or Caroline/carolyn.
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Quote by bigguns
One of my friends turned 18 december of jr. year I am just saying its possible and we can't judge based on her posts.
Which grade level did your 'friend' flunk or get held back in? Elementary school, or high school?
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Quote by bigguns
you think I am a naive virgin? Son please look at my abs I get all the bitches
Sure ya do, Carolyn. Or Mike, or whatever you're calling yourself lately. I haven't seen you around the site much since Nicola banished you back in the summer of 2010.
Welcome back, for as long as it takes before she recognizes you too.
Here, have a drink and enjoy your last few hours. 
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Quote by bigguns
thought so too but hey I'm back!
Now there's a Version 2 gl...gl...gl...glitch!
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Quote by Bunny12
Hell back in the day my Mom had a sub that...
And now we know the rest of the story.
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Jackson, you may also request that Lush make a donation to your favorite charity. Or to Dirty Martini & WMM's beer fund. We take everything but personal checks.
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Quote by nicola
Jackson - that's a bug with the forum software. If you have a poll, then the thread can't be locked. I've deleted it anyway. Both those members are very likely to not be on this site much longer.
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Quote by Lisa
Thank you for posting your list! I agree with pretty much all of it, but I'd like to add that it doesn't just apply to people who've recently moved in together or just got married. I still like to keep an air of mystique about me even after seventeen years with my husband.I think familiarity breeds intimacy in some ways, but in regards to bodily functions and grooming habits, there are some things I just don't want or need to know. Watching him stand at the sink and shave is one thing, having him come into the bathroom to pee while I'm in there is another.
I've always insisted on dual master bathrooms. I'll even take the one not attached directly to the master bedroom. I also would prefer to know if my significant other feels that it's acceptable to groom herself over the kitchen sink, out on the back deck, while tanning...or while driving down the street, 25 minutes before she needs to be at some appointment or her employer's office.
I also won't commit to a lifelong marriage without the required test drive cohabitation period.
Great advice Olivia! Keep on rocking
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Quote by lafayettemister
Forgive me if this has been discussed before.
Do any of you bleach? If so, why? For you lesbian/bi girls and you guys, do you prefer a bleached anus on your wife/gf? Does it matter? Straight girls and gay guys, do you prefer your guy to be bleached? Are there any benefits other than the look of things? Do you find it completely unnecessary? Absolutely necessary? Just curious where you all stand.
You're forgiven. Please, carry on.
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My future father-in-law is a panty sniffer!
And I think he's a member of LushStories too!
And I think he's a member of LushStories too!
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Quote by Nikki703Quote by deadlogger
Whatever we may say about Facebook its popularity speaks for its self. Just like Mcdonalds and it grows and grows. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Not Really Into Facebook, Opened An Account But Really Never Even Check It
Smart woman.
Facebook was recently invaded by a robot army created by four researchers to demonstrate the ease at which online social networks can be maliciously exploited by the unscrupulous.
With a horde of 102 bogus Facebook friends, the University of British Columbia researchers showed that they could harvest personal information on members not publically available on the social network and that its defenses were inadequate to cope with a large scale infiltration.
During the course of an eight week campaign on Facebook, the researchers gathered 250GB of information from thousands of the social network's members. Their "sockpuppet" bots were "friended" by more than 3000 members and the network reached more than a million profiles.
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I thought it was kind of cool.
What amazes me more, is how art is perceived by a wide range of people.
What amazes me more, is how art is perceived by a wide range of people.