Be open to the good vibrations and sweet sensations. Felix is merely in touch and attempting to lead the rest of us horses to water.
He leaves it up to you, to drink or not.
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2 days ago
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I imagine I'd be turned into a balding, overly sun-tanned, leathery horse faced, old hide with a cigarette ravaged voice.
So, I'd be a box wine guzzling shut-in, doing the phone sex operator gig. Maybe with web-cam and a vibrating dildo collection.
So, I'd be a box wine guzzling shut-in, doing the phone sex operator gig. Maybe with web-cam and a vibrating dildo collection.
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Quote by Guest
Why old people quit having sex is mystifying. I think someone tells them they are too old, and they buy into the lie. I get real bad nerve pain. I jack off for a while and the pain is forgotten. Good feelings beat bad, most of the time. If true, this chart is sad news. I'm 71 and my wife is 72. We have some type of sexual activity every day. They will have to pry my cold dead hand from my cock. Ann feels the same about her favorite pass-time.
Mark
I should create a table of Lushies per their ages who create an account, hurriedly make their first 20-25 posts, 26-50 posts, 51-100 posts, etc...then delete their accounts (for a variety of assumed reasons).
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Anyone get the license plate number of that vehicle which is going to careen off my head, in the morning?
Constant Gardener
How many of you women live within 90 minutes of Kansas City?
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Quote by theoldfolks
I can't understand this. You guys want us to drink any liquid that comes out of your cocks. You have a problem with Kool Aid? Wimps!
Ann
Quote by rockstar81
Sounds like a stoner question to me... and only if it truely were kool-aid.
Come'on ladies, haven't you ever been bored?
Constant Gardener
Whatever that part of her anatomy is called which allows me to slip my hand down / between her waistband of her trousers/jeans/skirt and then finger her wet cunt.
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Although she claims to be a full blow lesbian, Flower is actually. Matt Damon. A full blow metrosexual.
Check out the photoshopped eyes. It is all in his eyes!
Check out the photoshopped eyes. It is all in his eyes!
Constant Gardener
There's nothing like being sprayed upon whilst still driving your hard cock in and out...towards her cervix to get your nut...and she exclaims, "Wow...you're making me cum hard!"
Uh huh
Uh huh
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Quote by nicola
The site is backed up daily so we don't lose anyone's data. It takes around half an hour on the current setup.
With the new setup it will take around a minute
We hadn't expected to serve 20+ million pages so soon per month. Please bear with folks.
A small thing to endure twice a day. I'm probably asleep when one back-up fires off and I'm sure I can multitask through the other one.
Since I'm not required to pay any coin to enjoy Lushstories, I really have zero complaints...and do not understand those who do complain.
Have a wish sandwich. or...What do you want for nothing? Rubber bisquit?
You and Gav have created one of the best websites on the internets, Nicola.
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Quote by nicola
I was given a full strength coffee this morning by mistake. I am now shaky and feel awful.
Heavy heavy fuel...sounds like you could use some cigarettes. I can spare a few. You'll be right, in no time!
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I'll think I'll pass on this one myself...why do I think this could be a disaster waiting to happen?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
In terms of role plays, aside from the schoolgirl/teacher one (always a classic), I also like:
Aspiring writer and Kinky Story Moderator
Doll...did that particular KSM also have a smoking fetish?
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I thought that was a pretty shitty trick actually...
Number One or number Two (videoed trick, I mean)?
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RTFM (http://www.urbandictionary.com)
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics4_Site--Forum-Guidelines.aspx
There's a very good reason why n00bs are not allowed to post images, hot links or anything else for their first 20 forum posts. Your forum behavior over the last 12 some odd hours, illustrates why the policy is in place.
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Quote by chittoderaja
Why do you find it necessary to spam every forum thread with gibberish? I don't mind some attention whoring, hell, I've engaged in that too. If you're merely drunk on alcohol or drugs, even that can be forgiven...but please, reign it in a bit.
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You're not cheating on anyone if you're merely dating around. You're not much of future stud to be, if you're not actively engaged in fucking any of the women you're dating. You can be a stud to one woman at a time, as a matter of fact, that's how your future stud to be reputation is established...but you have to get your dick wet first, boss.
Maybe a little Lush screen name reselection is in order here?
Are you enrolled in some kind of training academy you'd like to share with your fellow Lushoids?
Maybe a little Lush screen name reselection is in order here?
Are you enrolled in some kind of training academy you'd like to share with your fellow Lushoids?
Constant Gardener
I've gotten into watching the amateur / home made stuff more...cuz I like to check out how other people decorate the insides of their apartments.
Constant Gardener
I've dropped that last 15 pounds, been going to the gym the last month, learned to cook six different meals and have discovered how to use the vacuum cleaner, stove, range and dishwasher since I've seen you last!
Let's bop four times a day and pretend it's 2007!
Let's bop four times a day and pretend it's 2007!
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I think another virus is: "Let's have a(nother) baby and save our marriage and make us a family to stay together and salvage this."
Wut?
I can barely stand you...and it's obvious you, too...would rather be with another person, but we're both in our prime twenties and we are surrounded by losers....so, let's join our genes and see what fate holds.
Wut?
Wut?
I can barely stand you...and it's obvious you, too...would rather be with another person, but we're both in our prime twenties and we are surrounded by losers....so, let's join our genes and see what fate holds.
Wut?
Constant Gardener
Let's see...
If it was Peter North...and I was getting paid $5,000 USD... I'd let him suck my limp dick til his jaw fell off. I might even claim filming right$.
Receiving BJ = sex? President Clinton claimed not, but I think he was full of shit.
If it was Peter North...and I was getting paid $5,000 USD... I'd let him suck my limp dick til his jaw fell off. I might even claim filming right$.
Receiving BJ = sex? President Clinton claimed not, but I think he was full of shit.