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WellMadeMale
1 week ago
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Constant Gardener
Just change your username and create a new account. You haven't forgotten how to do that, have you?
You can repost all of your stories and just think of the adulation you'll gather. All new scores too.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Too bad Scooter's not around much anymore - I'd send them to him.I resemble this remark. 😀 (You are so going to hate the guy who told me how to quote selections instead of whole posts)
I'm sure you're a fine and serviceable Scooter... However this is the fellow I was referring to: https://www.lushstories.com/profiles/view/scooter
A truly deviant denizen from Version 1.0 of the Lush Matrix. He was / is a connoisseur of haunting debauchery at a level most can barely imagine.
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Rump, I need something stiff (to drink)... A friend from another universe just sent me this specially scented gift pack, she says, to assist me through the pandemic. I can't re-gift (might hurt her feelings) and I can't look at them anymore, so I thought I'd share them at the only place fitting.
Too bad Scooter's not around much anymore - I'd send them to him.
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Change comes to us all
Lush version 2 grow enthrall
Born again evolve
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Perhaps I've missed the explanation/solution for this question.
I create a chatroom. Make it publicly accessible to all. Create it regionally. Allow images to be posted, and the icon of an image is situated next to the room name in the chatroom list - informing prospective interested parties that this room allows picture posting.
I'm sitting in it and people start trickling inside. It behaves like any normal room. I post the URL of a .gif I've used literally dozens of times since I created the .gif and first posted it to a friend's profile page on Lush Ver 1.0. Back there at the previous site - if I posted a .gif or a .jpeg/.jpg/.png in one of my photo albums, or to a friend's profile page, or anywhere out in the forum - that anchors the image to a Lush server and it's retrievable with a valid URL.
Like this: https://upload.lushstories.com/1871780686-BLUE.JPG (this is a .jpg which I sometimes posted on Lush Ver 1.0, and it always displayed the correct image - because it's a valid URL syntax calling up the resident image on the Lush server). ** Here, I notice that the above URL ending in BLUE.JPG does not post in this chat thread - nor is a link created which would allow anyone to left mouse click/select and jump to the image.
Now in this newly created Lush Ver 2.0 chatroom - what happens is I receive a room message notifying me: Link Removed. And no image.
However, if I attempt to post one of my images from my Lush Ver 2.0 photo album, that works correctly. Perhaps this ability simply hasn't been 'migrated' over and is one of those 'tasks' which have not been addressed yet. I'm hoping that's the case. And I'm hoping that the developers/programmers are aware that that feature once existed - and people who frequent chatrooms would like that ability to exist for them again.
TIA
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If she likes it and has requested such, I'm willing to oblige, then it's a turn on.
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75,000 rabid yet vaccinated fanatics in fly-over country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIdRDYz-dtg
( We've gotta get this video-posting procedure fixored, or, if it already is - where are all the secret syntax cheats listed? )
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Quote by RejectRealityFriend's comments or images they've posted to our profile page used to appear in our timelines.Quote by kistinspencilHmm... What's missing? I'm seeing my comments and likes pop up. The only other thing I can remember from the timeline was profile posts.Quote by RejectRealityNot even closeClick your ava, and then the "My Comments" link. It's essentially the same thing.
Quoted direct replies to any comments we might have made in any forum thread - would also appear in our timelines.
It was a nice feature over at the former digs.
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Quote by TheSensualLadyYeah, I see that my 'block list' transferred over, but - it isn't working - not in the chatrooms nor in the forums. I've several irritations blocked - and yet, in the forum area - I am seeing their inane commentary when they make posted comments. Used to be, I could only see what they had typed - if they were being quoted by another member.Quote by WellMadeMaleClick on your avatar at the top right of your screen. Scroll down and click Settings. Then click Privacy. Scroll to the end and you'll find Block List. Hope this helps.The BLOCKING feature from previous Lush version did not / has not transferred over with my profile. Is Blocking something that is still a feature?
Same things holds when in chatrooms. People I'd blocked going back several years - I am now seeing the comments - and they are seeing mine.
So, the list may have transferred over - but the functionality of it - is bonkers.
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The BLOCKING feature from previous Lush version did not / has not transferred over with my profile. Is Blocking something that is still a feature?
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Overall, it's been a pretty good run. Especially considering how it all started to where Nicola & Gav have brought us to now.
Solid work.
Solid work.
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Quote by Jack_42
From my memory of a Mel Gibson movie waxing your legs - to quote his character whilst testing a leg waxing product means ''women are insane.'' So the mind baulks at the idea of waxing your most sensitive areas. ?
Some years ago, a ladyfriend volunteered to apply hot wax to my pubic area and remove some hair. I agreed, thinking it could be a form of foreplay in addition to removing the offending follicles.
jeezus farking keriste!
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Quote by centillini
So, guys what is your recommendation, experience with them?
Laser - if you can afford it and have the correct hair coloration for light-wave absorption.
Wax - if you don't mind or even enjoy a lot of pain on a bi-annual basis, eventually you'll get all the follicles and won't be waxing nearly that often or endure that much pain as at first.
Shave - if you don't mind all the various risks & problems associated with frequently shaving your nethers.
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Quote by Hasabrain2
If you see I checking out your wife or girlfriend what are your thoughts?
Are you tenting or self fondling or blatantly beating your meat while leering across the beach at her?
If you're doing either of the first two, I'm as flattered as she is. If you're doing the latter, I'm gonna have to ask you to pay a donation or admission fee, at the very least.
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Quote by clum
So, now this has been brought to my attention, I've started paying more attention to my penis. And I tend towards the right, which seems to put me in the minority here.
You are however, in fine company, Clum.
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She claimed that she thought I was falling head over heels for her. She said she could see 'it' in my eyes when I would look at her. (I wasn't - we were less than 2 months into dating at that point - but I probably could have if given another 8 or 9 months in her company).
I think she was afflicted with head over heels syndrome - and it unnerved her. I was merely complimentary towards her and acting as a very interested gentleman, with plenty of sexual chemistry emanating from each of us towards one another.
At that time, she was just five or six months out of her third divorce (inside of 5 years).
This was over 15 years ago. She and I reconnected about a year later and have since become fairly good friends (sometimes with benefits) and I've witnessed her date/live with - about 30 to 40 other men over the last 13 or so years. She uses online dating websites to meet men and sometimes other avenues (has paid several thou$and to a few Matchmaker type outfits to set her up with matrimonial candidates).
I've seen her fall hard for 3 or 4 other men (all turned out to be unavailable, either married or just out playboying around). The other men, she'd spot yellow and red flags fairly quickly (as she supposed with me) and then politely set them on the curb and she'd then take a break from dating (a few weeks to a few months).
She's a nice person, but became gunshy after her last two brief failed marriages (which she admits she rushed into out of a fear of growing older and being alone). She doesn't drink to excess nor use drugs and has a good head on her shoulders about most things not involving men/relationships.
She knows she's vulnerable to being played and she loves to fuck, so she has to be careful and not get financially suckered (last two marriages really worked her over).
I've never witnessed her go for longer than 4 months as a single person without climbing back up on that saddle and trying to test drive a new horse. She is persistent and hopeful, I'll give her that much.
Maybe she'll find that White Knight on the white steed to come to her emotional rescue. I hope so.
I think she was afflicted with head over heels syndrome - and it unnerved her. I was merely complimentary towards her and acting as a very interested gentleman, with plenty of sexual chemistry emanating from each of us towards one another.
At that time, she was just five or six months out of her third divorce (inside of 5 years).
This was over 15 years ago. She and I reconnected about a year later and have since become fairly good friends (sometimes with benefits) and I've witnessed her date/live with - about 30 to 40 other men over the last 13 or so years. She uses online dating websites to meet men and sometimes other avenues (has paid several thou$and to a few Matchmaker type outfits to set her up with matrimonial candidates).
I've seen her fall hard for 3 or 4 other men (all turned out to be unavailable, either married or just out playboying around). The other men, she'd spot yellow and red flags fairly quickly (as she supposed with me) and then politely set them on the curb and she'd then take a break from dating (a few weeks to a few months).
She's a nice person, but became gunshy after her last two brief failed marriages (which she admits she rushed into out of a fear of growing older and being alone). She doesn't drink to excess nor use drugs and has a good head on her shoulders about most things not involving men/relationships.
She knows she's vulnerable to being played and she loves to fuck, so she has to be careful and not get financially suckered (last two marriages really worked her over).
I've never witnessed her go for longer than 4 months as a single person without climbing back up on that saddle and trying to test drive a new horse. She is persistent and hopeful, I'll give her that much.
Maybe she'll find that White Knight on the white steed to come to her emotional rescue. I hope so.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS
Stop making it about politics. Get vaccinated.
The twice impeached former resident at the White House finally spoke up at a rally this weekend in Alabama - where he told everyone in attendance that he'd been vaccinated and he recommended that they all get vaccinated.
He was promptly and loudly/roundly booed by his loving supporters for being a turncoat. Alex Jones called him a dumb SOB on his podcast because of these comments in the video attached.
Typical Trump - a day late and a dollar short. Why couldn't he have been saying this from the git go last year when the vaccinations were becoming available - instead of merely trying to lay claim to their existence.
Only I Can Fix It - is what I remember him saying all the time.
Listen to him backtrack after he hears the booing mob.
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