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WellMadeMale
1 day ago
Straight Male
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Hands down, this is the weirdest thing I've ever sat through on a cold Saturday afternoon.



Sean Connery must've needed a paycheck. Because he certainly didn't give a fuck.
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That's wonderful news.

I'm delighted for you both.

Congratulations!



How many Lush weddings is this, now... Nic? Anyone keeping a spreadsheet..?

Congrats Milik & Simplicity
Difficult to do, in the porn business. But this woman's done a pretty good job with it.

It’s quite difficult to write sexy scenes well without it coming off like Fifty Shades of Grey or some dime-store pharmacy novel.

It is! It’s difficult. There’s a reason why most erotica sounds the same: because there’s only so many ways you can describe sex, so it’s the story around the sex that’s going to make your novel stand out.


It’s interesting you mention that, because there are so many people in Hollywood who started out in porn—Michael Bay, Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone—and people don’t even know about it because their CVs have been effectively scrubbed.


I…don’t know what’s to blame, or who is to blame. That’s kind of the way it is. But you know, I feel very fortunate to lead the life I lead and do the things that I do. I talk to a lot of my other friends I went to college with and they lead pretty boring lives, and I feel fortunate that I get to be creative, I get to write, I get to meet interesting people, I get to make movies.
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How do you guys compliment a girl now in today's environment? You know, with all the #Me Too and sexual harassment stuff going on. The reason I'm asking, is a couple of my female friends at school and I were discussing it. Men are so afraid now to almost even speak to a woman at work or school for fear of a sexual harassment charge.


Almost any verbal compliment a man would give to any woman before he actually gets to know here, even vaguely - is going to be a superficial compliment at best. Is that the sort that you and your girlfriends would be fishing for?

There are still all manner of ways a man can/could flirt with any woman he might take a fancy with - which do not involve bold faced statements or actions which would constitute harassment or even be mistaken as any form of misogyny or creepiness.

Women know it when they hear it or sense it. If you sense that men are afraid to speak to a woman, then it's because those men don't really know how to speak to anyone, let alone a woman they might be attracted to.

Where do these charming, savvy men congregate? They are all around. There's just more dunderheads and inexperienced, lazy or indifferent apathetics. And that is the way it has always been.

This isn't the first time that some men have seemingly become withdrawn or more careful with their behavior. It does serve as a good reminder to those who pay attention to the world around them, though.

I'm sure you and your girlfriends will be just fine. You just have to wade through the litter like the rest of us.
I caught a showing on one of the Starz movie channels last week of a 2002 film which I'd never viewed before. It was pleasantly enjoyable.

There are a lot of movies from the late 2001 to mid 2003 timeframe I didn't see. The non-stop/repeat airing of 9/11 footage traumatized me and then drove me away from watching anything on the boob tube or at the theatre for many months.

In The Bedroom

Sissy Spacek & Tom Wilkinson headline, while Marisa Tomei, Nick Stahl and Tom Cruise's 1st cousin - William Mapother all provide solid secondary roles.


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The jokes write themselves, old fella.


Life comes at ya fast as you find yourself easing up on 40, does it, Bruno?

How many grays you pulling out of your mop every week, anymore?
Two feral cats adopted me, months apart. I have semi-domesticated them with plenty of food and apathy. It's nice they can fend for themselves when I jet away from home for days on end. One I named Butterscotch, she's fixed. I can't tell if Fester is fixed or not, he still tries to take my hand off if I reach to pet him. We all get along great.
17 younger, 25 older

I was 39, she was 22. I'd lied and shaved five years off my age, she'd lied and added ten years to her own. We were both pleasantly surprised.

When I was 25, Cindy had just turned 50. She bought me a drink and had the bartender deliver it to where I was perched at the far end of the bar. Then she walked around to me and growled, "Tonight is my birthday, what did you get me?"

That was the beginning of a six month fling, until she dumped me for a younger fellow
Give her the gift of multiple orgasms (when you're not around). Maybe she'll fondly reflect upon you when she's masturbating with it (maybe she'll think of other men or women), in any event...she'll be climaxing (indirectly because of you).

I can recommend the LELO Sona Cruise. This is a pretty fair price for the number of smiles you'll put on her face.

I gifted one to a ladyfriend for Xmas. It's become her #1 pleasure device. It's fun to use together, as well.
It warms the cockles of my cynical heart to see that American capitalism has infected China so much since Nixon encroached upon Mao and Forrest Gump conquered the Asian ping-pong world.

It took less than 45 years!
American English:



This is how most Americans are taught to pronounce the word, but I can guarantee you that you'd hear about a dozen mispronounciations of it if you polled the entire country. We Americans frequently butcher the language with our many dialects or simple, lazy, mouthbreathing mutterings.