Over or under, makes little difference to this yard ape.
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RIP Tom Petty - There ain't no easy way out ~
on another note...
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy Moly, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to drive very damned carefully to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, barricading himself within - gulping hot coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every odd sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and headed to his house.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just endured the worst day of my life. Ever!"
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."
Damnit.
I have a great .gif of a precious lil glittery, angelic Unicorn pooping a waffle cone full of soft serve neopolitan ice cream. Alas, it's almost 3 Megabytes in size and hence... I don't think I can post it in this most appropriate thread.
Gavin, I require a waiver please.
Maybe we shouldn't be trying to elect people who we often see on the movie screens or tv sets to one of the most influential political offices in the world? Remember, that shit isn't real, it's all rehearsed, chopped up, edited to make that person either appealing or humorous or somehow admirable.
I can remember worrying about Arnold Schwarzenegger attempting to campaign for President. With the election of the current reality tv personality, I'm thinking Arnold would not have been so bad after all. Arnold had/has a massive ego, but he also seems to be much more intelligent and self aware. The only people Arnold ever really conned were those who become sexually and emotionally intimate with him.
Then again - we had to suffer 8 years of a b-list hollywood actor who consulted with astrologists, ignored the AIDs epidemic, initiated the gutting of our once prosperous middle class economy, raced up our national debt 3 fold within 2 terms and arguably oversaw the most corrupt presidential administration of the last century, and we're still paying for all the damage he unleashed upon America.
We should adopt the infamous line attributed to his wife.
Just Say No (to media personalities).
