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Quote by Buz
Duh... what are ya sayin' dude?
The best use of the word 'dude' in history goes to Lee Marvin as Liberty Valance. In fact, I wonder if he coined it for it's future usage. Sean Penn gets second best use of 'dude' for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I beg to differ, as does this dude.
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That's what Gav needs...
Help Desk tickets! Nicola should outfit him with a pager from 1993, too.
Help Desk tickets! Nicola should outfit him with a pager from 1993, too.
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Spoilers abound... Click and read/watch at your own risk (this next episode should be epic as well)
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-7-episode-6-leaks-online-full-hbo-spain-torrents-download-reddit-watch-jon-a7895636.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-7-episode-6-leaks-online-full-hbo-spain-torrents-download-reddit-watch-jon-a7895636.html
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Quote by Burquette
Misery, staring Kathy Bates and originally written by Stephen King is better as a movie. And I think that's because Kathy Bates just made Annie terrifying. I don't think that was one of King's strongest books but it was a tremendous movie.
Another Stephen King novel, Dreamcatcher, was difficult to read and follow - but that's probably because dude was stoned on Oxycontin for the six months he spent working on it - after King was splattered by a driver while walking down a road.
The movie was just a few rungs up the ladder - more coherent to follow, it was helped along by having several actors who made you like them or dislike them. The movie also showed us the shit weasels!
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Looks like a great xmas gift idea for both of my redneck nephews. They could stash their moobs, cell phones, cans of Copenhagen, toothpicks, pocket knives and any other assorted bling in them - when they are going to the river or lake swimm'n.
They'd probably bitch why I couldn't find it in Camo.
They'd probably bitch why I couldn't find it in Camo.
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Quote by sprite
don't even get me started. i'm not drunk enough. yet.
You people haven't approved any of my stories in over seven years, where may I lodge a complaint?
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Sex with random people, in random beds...is probably not a good idea.
One of the victims looks a bit like Jesse Pinkman, don'tcha think?
One of the victims looks a bit like Jesse Pinkman, don'tcha think?
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Quote by trinket
come and ask me what I think.
I am saddened that none of you first responders managed to fully quote the OP when you answered whatever comment or question he posed. It appears that the rest of us missed out on something simultaneously funny and dismal.
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Quote by Buz
An attorney's wife, huh. You dog. =d>
She was my first cougar too! I crossed a few line items off my bucket list with Delores. Old fashioned name with killer physique and smile.
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I used to carry on an affair with the wife of my attorney. He was overcharging and thus screwing me over on legal fees, so I had no qualms with fucking his younger hotwife. She had a thing for the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City - instead of hotel rooms or my place.
Screwed on the front lawn the evening of July 3rd as workmen were setting up viewing stands all around for the fireworks display the next night, in '88. A few weeks later, she wanted it - standing doggystyle at the top of the tower (we had 15 minutes up there alone before the elevator operator brought up the next group of tourists). Around Labor Day 1988, she got really frisky and we bonked while both of us were up in an easy-to-climb tree, again...on the Memorial grounds.
So, perhaps the most interesting place is not really a place, but who was involved instead?
Screwed on the front lawn the evening of July 3rd as workmen were setting up viewing stands all around for the fireworks display the next night, in '88. A few weeks later, she wanted it - standing doggystyle at the top of the tower (we had 15 minutes up there alone before the elevator operator brought up the next group of tourists). Around Labor Day 1988, she got really frisky and we bonked while both of us were up in an easy-to-climb tree, again...on the Memorial grounds.
So, perhaps the most interesting place is not really a place, but who was involved instead?
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Quote by DamonX
I gave it a 7/10... Is that not good enough? In all fairness, it was better than the majority of Superman movies and like 50% of the Batman movies. Aside from Nolan's Batman movies it was the best.
So, would you advise waiting until it appears on Amazon and then investing the $9.99 and two hours of time - or throwing down the $30 and time to go see it with a friend at the metroplex?
Asking for a friend.
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Legends of The Fall
My Life
The 13th Warrior
Million Dollar Baby
The Magnificent Seven (1960)
Shawshank Redemption
Tombstone
Bladerunner
From Dusk Til Dawn
Saving Private Ryan
My Life
The 13th Warrior
Million Dollar Baby
The Magnificent Seven (1960)
Shawshank Redemption
Tombstone
Bladerunner
From Dusk Til Dawn
Saving Private Ryan
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Quote by sprite
i don't think there's ever been a tv series about 'Nam?
This was on network tv in the late 80s - it was the M*A*S*H knockoff of the Vietnam era.
China Beach It also wasn't all that entertaining.
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If this takes place at The Palmer House, you can somehow work in how their suite carpet feels like you're walking atop six inches of furry wall (Get Him To The Greek)...
Might have to toss in some psychedelic mushrooms or Jeffrey. But you definitely need to reveal how she wants to have sex with the pianist atop or near her Casio portable MZ-X electronic keyboard workstation.
Maybe work in a room service call where the pianist has invited another man into their adult fun so it's a hawt M/F/M fuckfest while she's melting into the six inch deep carpeting.
At this point I'm just throwing shit against the wall, hoping something sticks.
Might have to toss in some psychedelic mushrooms or Jeffrey. But you definitely need to reveal how she wants to have sex with the pianist atop or near her Casio portable MZ-X electronic keyboard workstation.
Maybe work in a room service call where the pianist has invited another man into their adult fun so it's a hawt M/F/M fuckfest while she's melting into the six inch deep carpeting.
At this point I'm just throwing shit against the wall, hoping something sticks.
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Quote by jeaniesmithusa
I pretend I have been sold to this Mexican donkey show man by my husband, and I am being lead naked round this like sandy circus ring naked on a leash and all these men are looking at me and holding up like five and ten dollar bills and they come down to the ring and touch my breasts and the donkey show man makes me open my legs and bend over so they can touch my special place. Then I have to stand and watch this woman being tied up and this donkey is lead into the ring to have sex with her and I have to watch. Then the donkey man is saying like that will be you next ,and they are tying me up over like this table and I see the donkey and then I feel it's fur on my bottom and then I climax.
I don't really want to have sex with a donkey, I saw it once when we were in Thailand and my husband was on a job interview, I didn't like it at all but thinking about it excites me.
Hey, I know a guy. I should put you two in touch.
But then, he'll likely be along here any moment and introduce himself.
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Quote by trinket
I used to be a big pot head but don't touch it anymore. Makes me want to eat cat food.
Which kind? The dry biscuit stuff that leaves powdered kibble on your fingers if you touch it, or the stinky, wet glop that is scraped from the floor at dog food factories, repackaged and sold to unsuspecting cat lurvers?
That sounds like some baaaad weed, babe. Maybe laced with something else. You sure you weren't overdosing on dry mushrooms at the same time?
I miss firing up a potent joint or toking on a one hitter. I love getting stoned, but couldn't stand the coughing fit it always triggered.
Oh, that and the fact that 99% of employers now urine test us, either at new hire or sometimes just because they want to.
That stuff stays in our bodies a long time, sadly. Been several years since I last lit up.
Cocaine on the other hand...that's out of our system relatively quickly. Provided you're not addicted to a gram plus a day.
But I'm not recommending one drug over the other and if you're easily convinced to eat cat food while gronked, then for fucks sake, stay the hell away from cocaine. Who knows WHAT that would turn you into.
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Trump attacks his own selected and approved DAG.
After Deputy Atty General - Rosenstein released this missive last night (Thursday) - ahead of whatever salacious 'leak' is about to unfold.
Maybe the Pee Pee tapes from the Steele dossier? Oh please, please, please! Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of thing...
I and several million cheered when Wikileaks exposed Hillary and Podesta's emails. I'll cheer when we get to see the Steele dossier held up under inspection and proclaimed truth.
After Deputy Atty General - Rosenstein released this missive last night (Thursday) - ahead of whatever salacious 'leak' is about to unfold.
Maybe the Pee Pee tapes from the Steele dossier? Oh please, please, please!
Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of thing...I and several million cheered when Wikileaks exposed Hillary and Podesta's emails. I'll cheer when we get to see the Steele dossier held up under inspection and proclaimed truth.
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Nice to see Macron putting this attention seeking buffoon in his place.