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WellMadeMale
1 day ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
I'll never understand the guys who go to a strip club seeking their next girlfriend and then leave disappointed when they don't receive that deep interpersonal relationship after three lap dances and a coupla weak drinks purchased.
Probably the same dudes who think a dollar tip is normal and five bucks is really showing major interest.
I've enjoyed a handful of clubs over the years, but like a normal nightclub - I'd never go to one with another dude and hope to have a good time.
Some are skanky dives and some are way too pretentious. It all depends on your own attitude when you choose to enter one. Have a good attitude and don't be a cheapskate or a stalking misogynist and chances are you'll have a decent time.
Probably the same dudes who think a dollar tip is normal and five bucks is really showing major interest.
I've enjoyed a handful of clubs over the years, but like a normal nightclub - I'd never go to one with another dude and hope to have a good time.
Some are skanky dives and some are way too pretentious. It all depends on your own attitude when you choose to enter one. Have a good attitude and don't be a cheapskate or a stalking misogynist and chances are you'll have a decent time.
Constant Gardener
I wouldn't appreciate her having a lesbian lover anymore than I would if she were carrying on with another hetero male.
If she enjoyed the company of another bisexual woman, more power to her/them.
If she enjoyed the company of another bisexual woman, more power to her/them.
Constant Gardener
Quote by honeybabie123
Will any of you not give oral sex to women? I've given head to 3 guys that said they don't give oral. Am I just picking the wrong guys? lol
Perhaps your are either you're expecting too much too soon, or you should wait a few dates before swallowing the cock?
I don't just start cunnilingus with a woman I've met and had a date or two with - (well, not generally)
Have a little patience, it might pay off.
Constant Gardener
Some of us perverts don't want to out ourselves (anymore than we already do) on FB. 
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Quote by VanGogh
Followers ....
For those writers, especially the ones that joined in 2010/2011/2012, many of those that initially wrote for the now defunct " " category, have huge followers. Not only did they garner followers, they also have had huge views on their pages.
No shit.
I fucked my parent, my sibling, a cousin, three uncles or everyone in the extended family, except the pets.
Instant 500 followers and 30,000 story views. Yet they act like they've won a fucking Emmy.
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Quote by nicola
You could just try to get along instead? Or come to a truce, where you both promise to totally ignore each other?
He started the shit, Mom... I mean, he always starts it.
I'm just wiping my ass and finishing it.
You know, the job's never done til the paperwork is.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Ribbons. I have ribbons. Plural, you doofus.
You have multiple ribbons? Who'd you have to blow to get those?
Constant Gardener
If I let you know who my secret dear internet sage was...then she'd no longer be secret, would she?
Punctuation is important, even in forum conversation. You still haven't learned this. How the fuck did you ever get a ribbon bestowed upon you?
Credit your editor, man.
Punctuation is important, even in forum conversation. You still haven't learned this. How the fuck did you ever get a ribbon bestowed upon you?
Credit your editor, man.
Constant Gardener
Bummer... here I thought this was a thread discussing all things - Magical Felix. With a misspelled noun in the thread title.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix
Is there a way I could make wellmademale 100% transparent, gav? Like his avatar, his posts, his signature, his profile. Like everything completely transparent.
Heheh... we don't need Gav or anyone else to make you transparent, do we?
Invisibility would be an ideal addition, though.
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Quote by Mazza
I don't really like it either - most of the ones I've seen just look kind of half loaded and are difficult and confusing to try and read...
Generally speaking though, I think the improvements on the site are fab, just not this one.
I think that for the transparency to look good, you'd have to really pay attention to the background you choose...
Yours would probably look pretty decent with 10% transparency.
This is yet another of the changes/additions I enjoy.
Thanks Gav!
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Quote by daddysweetheart
Would rather have a badly receding hairline or gain 23 pounds?
(I mean it was asked if boobs were too big so why not this? lol)
I'd rather gain the 23 pounds. So, about your boobs....?
Constant Gardener
http://gawker.com/man-diagnosed-with-chronic-homosexuality-sues-doctor-1621114712
Sounds to me like 'they' were jacking with him.
Sounds to me like 'they' were jacking with him.
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Quote by bustyreadhead
is it my parents? because if it's my parents, i am stopping and perhaps never having sex again ever.
Constant Gardener
"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."
BB Thornton's breakthrough role...
Quote by Verbal
Great line. What is the movie?
Quote by LadyAnnWest
Perhaps this one? *Deep Impact*
1998 w/ Robert Duval - Great porn title for a non-porn movie
BB Thornton's breakthrough role...
Constant Gardener
Bwahahaha
Felony charges against the party organizers? That doesn't sound 'murican at all!
Felony charges against the party organizers? That doesn't sound 'murican at all!