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WellMadeMale
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Constant Gardener
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Kevin blurts out before raising his hand: "I wanna start out as a Marine pilot, then be a billionaire,
go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore money can buy, give her a Ferrari worth
over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout
Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while I wanna be banging her like a loose screen door
in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin,
decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson, points her
finger to her left and asks, "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin’s whore."
Kevin blurts out before raising his hand: "I wanna start out as a Marine pilot, then be a billionaire,
go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore money can buy, give her a Ferrari worth
over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout
Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while I wanna be banging her like a loose screen door
in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin,
decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson, points her
finger to her left and asks, "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin’s whore."
Constant Gardener
Quote by Buz
That's a lot of goobers.
Both of these women should be Lush members!
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You've missed your calling Marco (unless you're already doing so) - you should be writing ad copy somewhere. 
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Quote by benjam
i found out my girlfriends sister purchased a white rampant rabbit!
Just out of curiosity, how did you happen to stumble into this find?
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Quote by gav
Ok all the holes have been plugged, there should be no SSL exclusions except for profile pages with a grooveshark player. I spoke with grooveshark today, they are aware of the issue but couldn't provide a date as to when it might be fixed.
Solid work, mate! Thanks~
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A woman who uses the internet and claims she's never seen a dick pic? Hmmmm...
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Just bring a little different flavor of art to the honky tonk, Sharon. I should come around, more often.
Constant Gardener
Did someone just turn 29 again?
I'm thinking of you fondly - again.
I'm thinking of you fondly - again.
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Quote by vines
Now, this is some dumb shit.
I've been visiting this website for five years. Vine's comment above illustrates why, better than I could ever explain.
This place has been a content comedy goldmine, from day One.
