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WellMadeMale
2 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
You didn't specify what kind of porn... This site is seriously twisted.
Don't be drinking or eating anything while surfing it - grunkus might end up on your screen & keyboard.
Don't be drinking or eating anything while surfing it - grunkus might end up on your screen & keyboard.
Constant Gardener
Someone peed in Trinket's belly fluff and killed her fleas.
Constant Gardener
Quote by nicola
I thought this was a ruse, but the OP checks out.
Is this going to be for your "Hugh Grant" sector?
For anyone who's interested, they are in the USA.
Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...
Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix
I was just asking Trinket, stop being so mean.
Constant Gardener
The Hound has grown on me - over the years...
He is less likeable in the books, however.
He is less likeable in the books, however.
Constant Gardener
Quote by WellMadeMale
You and DonkeyPunch aka Magical_Felix are just old, out of touch bastards...aka...Prudes!
aka
Go for it, girl!
Try as I might, Cartoon Pussycat - I can't find that thread from April of 2010 - where you initially joined under your former repugnant username...or where you were asked by several moderators to change it to something less offensive - and then where you were finally told - in no uncertain terms - to change your username - or else.
But I'll keep devoting a few cycles a week towards looking... cuz it's probably here and this search tool of Gav's is a wonderful thing.
Hey, Nic - I found that video again!
Constant Gardener
Post that email here then Jackson... show everyone what a liar WMM is.
I double dog dare ya.
Did you bother to use a dictionary on Pantaloon or you been boozing and thought you had the right word or spelling again?
That was a youtube video you referred to as well, not a .gif which I didn't create and then post here.
You should lay off the liquid courage before posting here, chief.
I double dog dare ya.
Did you bother to use a dictionary on Pantaloon or you been boozing and thought you had the right word or spelling again?
That was a youtube video you referred to as well, not a .gif which I didn't create and then post here.
You should lay off the liquid courage before posting here, chief.
Constant Gardener
Quote by overmykneenow
I don't think it's actually real - I just saw it and it made me laugh.
Sad thing is... it mentions Topeka, Kansas - home of Westboro Baptist Church.
Anything's possible out there in that part of the world.
Constant Gardener
Incidentally - my job requires me to not lose my cool (amongst other things). I do a much better job of that 50 hours a week which I get paid exceedingly well to accomplish - than I do here.
Constant Gardener
Java - can ya make that .jpg into a flashy .gif ? This is really supposed to be for .gifs or youtube videos.
Constant Gardener
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I grabbed my dictionary dear. I understand what disingenuous means. I was wondering how I was being insincere. Did I say something to the opposite?
Quote by Magical_felix
You're out of your element, dear.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix
What's funny is that my captain gif was a joke about derailing your thread because I think it's funny how irritated you get when I do that.
Yo, Mr. attention whore... irregardless what you or your bitch think, this thread was not originally created by me - with you in mind. It was created because I couldn't post .gifs or youtube vids in Sprite's Rage Cage.
You were the farthest thing from my mind on March 25th, as you are most days.
Check the date this thread was created, and then the date you suddenly started making your cheerful self known again on Lush - after a 3 month vacation (whether some of that was site imposed suspension and you decided to just go have a life outside of Lush for an extra 8 weeks - or you just decided to disappear into rehab for 12 weeks... who knows - who cares?)
I was actually thinking of about six other people in my life - when I first started posting my .gifs in this thread...
But gawddamn - you want this thread to be me versus you so fucking badly. To the point where I cannot hardly log on to this website and not see some comment of mine - you're quoting and then attempting to harass me into an online argument. Your harassments are lame - and if a certain someone wasn't already busy frying bigger fish who are actual plagues to more people on this site... I doubt you'd be roaming around and hiking your leg and pissing all over everyone else's fire hydrants like you have been the last month since you've returned.
Keep pissing all over the floor and walls here if you so choose - it's evident the forum moderators aren't going to have a word with you in private...and that's not called being a crybaby - that's me calling a spade a spade.
You get away with calling various members (not just me) every derogatory slur you can think might fly safely under the suspension radar. And it's working - so you're doing something right....dancing that fine line of internet flamewar taunting... ( polite golf applause ). You're winning, buddy!
But in nearly 20 years of internet forum browsing & usage... I have never seen such a male attention whore in all my internet travels. It'd be sad if it wasn't so boring. You're simply a common, garden variety internet troll/asshole - as I was told by someone fairly high up the pecking order of Lush...I mean like way, way, way, way, way up, if ya catch my drift.
As to your wall of text above:
(this can be used elsewhere on the 'net, folks - I created it and all my 'work' in this particular arena is shareable)
