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WellMadeMale
2 days ago
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Constant Gardener
What's your favorite scene - or are you simply here to toss slurs and taunt people - and derail another thread with your general cheer and good nature?
Asha Greyjoy - is in the running for best line delivered in 2013.
Asha Greyjoy - is in the running for best line delivered in 2013.
Constant Gardener
Anyone who has read the book knows Joffrey dies. Anyone who hasn't read the book but has seen the episode knows he dies as well.
Those who haven't read the book nor seen the scene - those people are pretty sure he's going to die, but unless those people don't click my youtube link - they don't know if Joffrey died while either tossing your salad or if an alien burst out of his chest.
All that excrement on his face doesn't really give much of a clue either.
Following along clearly, yet?
Those who haven't read the book nor seen the scene - those people are pretty sure he's going to die, but unless those people don't click my youtube link - they don't know if Joffrey died while either tossing your salad or if an alien burst out of his chest.
All that excrement on his face doesn't really give much of a clue either.
Following along clearly, yet?
Constant Gardener
--Spoiler-- Season 4 / Episode 2 The Lion & The Rose
This has been long overdue. I could watch it over..and over...and over (always trying to see how he buys the farm).
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
―Tyrion Lannister, summarizing his nephew Joffrey Baratheon
This has been long overdue. I could watch it over..and over...and over (always trying to see how he buys the farm).
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
―Tyrion Lannister, summarizing his nephew Joffrey Baratheon
Constant Gardener
Quote by Buz
It isn't fun to have to send a story back to the author. It's actually a lot more work to do that than to click 'verify.' When sending a story back, we have to make mental notes through the story of which problems to address with the authors. Then we have to write a message to them addressing each issue and advise them on steps to take to fix those. We then attach links that site leaders have created to help authors with such problems as punctuation, verb tense, dialogue structure, content that is not allowed, proofing, etc.
It is a much more fun to click verify and know that the author is getting a message stating that their story is approved. What is really a lot of fun is to catch a story that is grammatically superior and so well written, with such a great workable storyline, that it is exceptionable and we can give it a Recommended Read.
I really suggest that when you write a story that you shoot for that goal. Every time you write a story, do your best to surpass your previous story. Push yourself to grow as a writer.
Buz... telling it how it really is.
Rejecting a story - sucks. Especially when the author isn't breaking one of the cardinal rules by trying to use a prohibitive theme or insert a scenario which is not allowed to be written about at Lush.
Those are easy rejections and sometimes - fun.
Story verifier is a rewarding job 90% of the time, or should be.
Thanks to all who do this and have done this...for the rest of us.
Constant Gardener
.gifs or tube vids only folks, .jpegs and .jpgs - while cute and to the point - should be animated even slightly.
Looks like I require a Satire Patroller.
Looks like I require a Satire Patroller.
Constant Gardener
If anyone thought I had some evidence of your NAMBLA affiliation or your charter membership in Fucktards Anonymous - please accept my apology for any such confusion.
The big reveal was that again, you've been shown a liar. And you lie about stupid little shitting things. So, naturally you lie about anything else which you think nobody can prove otherwise.
You've been caught, not just by me but by many other people, lying...fabricating, bullshitting... whatever you wish to call it. You knew what I was accusing you of this time, even went back so far as to try to correct it and cover it up... and that's been shown now too.
You work awfully hard Jack to be the dickhead around here.... and it's a lot easier to not be, isn't it?
But this is funnier.
About as funny as watching grass grow.
Don't you have another internet forum where you can go practice up - and then bring your game to the majors?
The big reveal was that again, you've been shown a liar. And you lie about stupid little shitting things. So, naturally you lie about anything else which you think nobody can prove otherwise.
You've been caught, not just by me but by many other people, lying...fabricating, bullshitting... whatever you wish to call it. You knew what I was accusing you of this time, even went back so far as to try to correct it and cover it up... and that's been shown now too.
You work awfully hard Jack to be the dickhead around here.... and it's a lot easier to not be, isn't it?
But this is funnier.
About as funny as watching grass grow.
Don't you have another internet forum where you can go practice up - and then bring your game to the majors?
Constant Gardener
Quote by WellMadeMale
Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.
Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?
See ya next year Mr. Suspention!
Isn't that funny?
Constant Gardener
Mr 3 times suspended & 3 times gold ribboned...
How the fuck that happens...? That's talent on loan from somewhere. He can't spell for shit and doesn't care, his editors will clean it up for him.
But for the rest of his readers...
How the fuck that happens...? That's talent on loan from somewhere. He can't spell for shit and doesn't care, his editors will clean it up for him.
But for the rest of his readers...
Constant Gardener
Yanno, RoccoTool and ChefKathleen would LOVE this... and the three of us barely got along.
But I love it too.
Thanks for playing Felix, see you in another 3 months.
Nudie - feel free to chime in here... You too, Dude.
In the meantime -- slide on down the road, man. I mean.. you've earned it, Jack.
But I love it too.
Thanks for playing Felix, see you in another 3 months.
Nudie - feel free to chime in here... You too, Dude.
In the meantime -- slide on down the road, man. I mean.. you've earned it, Jack.
Constant Gardener
I know you'll have a snappy reply... but, does it really matter? You win, pardner.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix
So... How drunk were you when you thought the word suspended was a misspelling of the word suspension?
Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.
Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?
Constant Gardener
You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?
What I am trying to tell you is ... Do.You.Think.I Would.Have.Set.Your.Dumbass.Up...and not had evidence to show the rest of Lush what a fucking moron you really are?
Isn't this funny?
What I am trying to tell you is ... Do.You.Think.I Would.Have.Set.Your.Dumbass.Up...and not had evidence to show the rest of Lush what a fucking moron you really are?
Isn't this funny?
