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Constant Gardener
Quote by Sinking33
Yes it was wrong in the eyes of the IRS if you dident pay taxes on it. Did you offer W2 forms? Well, for a little larger donation we can make this go away and forget all about it. Unless your ex-employees get audited or file a grevance against you with the union. Then of course we dont know who you are.
Other than that what was wrong about it? Everyone was happy after all was said and done wernt they? The girls got exploited like they wanted and the owner of the liquor was happy sales dident fall off. So am I missing something?
1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before
But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.
Constant Gardener
There are no rules...except those which Nicola has laid out to govern all of Lush. Well, you can use words too, this is a site for the literate, predominantly.
Proceed with the butthurt and general mockery.
Proceed with the butthurt and general mockery.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Milik_Redman
For all those who wish to reply, please remember site guidelines prohibit sexual discussions regarding those under 16, even if it was you. Underage references will get this thread locked.
Thank you
It's entertainment in and of itself - just to see 'em zooming around on the radar screen of Lush traffic control.
Constant Gardener
I was going to inquire as to whether you're adding fake spermatozoa, then I read about you shooting your own possibly potent egg knocker uppers into the mix, which tends to not make it all that much phoney anymore.
This is quite the elaborate fetish you have developed here, SP.
This is quite the elaborate fetish you have developed here, SP.
Constant Gardener
Timeless 1980 party song... I mean the lyrics don't make a fucking bit of sense but hell not much rap does either!
Constant Gardener
I've yet to write my first motherfucking story.
Probably explains why I don't have anything approaching the Famous level. That'd be one route to go if I was merely concerned with page views, but I don't like to gross myself out when I'm writing anything, unless it also makes me laugh.
Probably explains why I don't have anything approaching the Famous level. That'd be one route to go if I was merely concerned with page views, but I don't like to gross myself out when I'm writing anything, unless it also makes me laugh.
Constant Gardener
The best one that was the hardest to watch (3 times already) - 12 Years a Slave (get and read a copy of Northup's narrative book, for a real load of wow)
The best one that I've now watched half a dozen times - Wolf of Wall Street.
The best one that I've now watched half a dozen times - Wolf of Wall Street.
Constant Gardener
The 13th Warrior
Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
A River Runs Through It
Kingpin
Shawshank Redemption
Meet Joe Black
Legends of the Fall
Predator
Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
A River Runs Through It
Kingpin
Shawshank Redemption
Meet Joe Black
Legends of the Fall
Predator
Constant Gardener
I'd suggest that you're hanging out at the wrong internet locations or that your sample size is too narrow and small in number. Of course, you're only 21 years of age so perhaps your generation of women is loaded with an abnormal abundance of size queens who are exceptionally verbal with their requests.
I think if you were to ask yourself this question when you are 41... you might find a wider range of answers.
I've met hundreds of women in real life and hundreds more on the internet and out of that larger sample size... maybe half a dozen over the last 25 years have actually cared enough to ask me the same thing you claim you hear or read - all the time.
I've met more apathetic lesbians who could give a shit less about a dick, than I have heterosexuals or bisexuals who crave magnum-worthy cockmeat.
I think if you were to ask yourself this question when you are 41... you might find a wider range of answers.
I've met hundreds of women in real life and hundreds more on the internet and out of that larger sample size... maybe half a dozen over the last 25 years have actually cared enough to ask me the same thing you claim you hear or read - all the time.
I've met more apathetic lesbians who could give a shit less about a dick, than I have heterosexuals or bisexuals who crave magnum-worthy cockmeat.
Constant Gardener
Quote by danran
Hi, has anyone had to deal with their partner grieving over loss of a parent? My partner lost her mother a few months ago and since then what was previously a good active adventurious sex life has come to a grinding halt due to her grieving.
Any advice would be welcome.
If you're as considerate as you sound, you could probably go the full monty and cultivate a new lover for your pleasure and enjoyment, on the side...while waiting for your loving partner to snap out of her grieving doldrums.
If by some odd chance, she should accidentally stumble on the fact that you've taken a new sexual partner, simply explain that you were being thoughtful by not bothering her with helping you to fulfill your own carnal requirements in this interim abnormal period of hers.
I'm sure she'd understand and actually be grateful you were thinking of her.
Constant Gardener
I pimped a couple of 40 something, MILFy, Catholic divorcées in the summer of 2010.
I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.
I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.
Constant Gardener
Mom and I had just laid down in our sleeping bags inside the tent when Bigfoot suddenly appeared, snatching my sultry mother away from my arms and disappearing with her into the foreboding evening forest.
(I started to verify a story here at Lush once upon a time, which had a sentence much like that, leading off the seventh or eighth paragraph.)
(I started to verify a story here at Lush once upon a time, which had a sentence much like that, leading off the seventh or eighth paragraph.)
Constant Gardener
I watched Gidget the midget getting railed by two dudes just the other day. That poor gal fell out of the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
That was the oddest porn I've seen in about the last year.
I can't discuss a lot of the other stuff I've seen over the years. I've been known to disguise the url and send them to special friends on occasion.
That was the oddest porn I've seen in about the last year.
I can't discuss a lot of the other stuff I've seen over the years. I've been known to disguise the url and send them to special friends on occasion.
Constant Gardener
Unfortunately the ancient Hebrew saw a burning Nutella bush and tried to talk with it. Wrong Hebrew, wrong burning bush.
Constant Gardener
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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