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WellMadeMale
1 day ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
You are a toxic blackhole, steadily sucking everything in your path into the nothingness of your miserable existence.
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I need to scald myself in the shower and scrub every molecule of your being from my flesh.
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I need to scald myself in the shower and scrub every molecule of your being from my flesh.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Buz
Now you are talking.... I have a serious weakness for wrist watches. I have too many, but want more.
I used to purchase myself a watch every year for my own birthday gift to myself... from 1986 through 2000. I can't wear metal anything around my wrist, gold plating or silver or even stainless tends to break my skin out in a rash.
Have some nice looking leather bands & straps though. They are getting as much use now as that Wolff tanning bed I last used in 2003. Phones & smartphones all have clocks on their screens, and I don't care if I scratch those crystals.
Never even looked at a Rolex nor a Tag. Never wanted to put a target on my back either. And I don't travel in areas where I can't get mugged, nor do I carry and I don't try to present myself ostentatiously, since where I work and live and play - I very often don't rub shoulders with the 1%.
Nice timepieces, but gimme a Bulova or a Seiko and make it understated.
Constant Gardener
Quote by soccerdude111
If that's the case, should there really be too much outrage?
Just curious.
Is this your idea of dating women, too?
Constant Gardener
Unfortunately, it's melted and has been smeared all over your breasts.
Constant Gardener
Hardwood floor by the third or fourth encounter. Much easier to tattoo or ink my initials atop her pudenda.
Ever try to use a ball point pen amidst a mass of hair? FAIL
Ever try to use a ball point pen amidst a mass of hair? FAIL
Constant Gardener
It's been a long time since I've purchased flowers and had them sent or given them myself to a woman.
But it's been a long time since I've met that woman to give them to, too.
I've never thought or heard of giving any as a joke though. I don't get that kind of humor.
I once received a bouquet of red roses for my 35th birthday at my office. That was unexpected and very touching. I appreciated her gesture greatly. Especially since I wasn't aware that she had a mushy romantic bone in her body by that time (3 years on) of our relationship.
When overdone, it's a bore.
Timing is everything, as usual.
But it's been a long time since I've met that woman to give them to, too.
I've never thought or heard of giving any as a joke though. I don't get that kind of humor.
I once received a bouquet of red roses for my 35th birthday at my office. That was unexpected and very touching. I appreciated her gesture greatly. Especially since I wasn't aware that she had a mushy romantic bone in her body by that time (3 years on) of our relationship.
When overdone, it's a bore.
Timing is everything, as usual.
Constant Gardener
I stumbled onto one of her videos earlier today while checking youtube for some videos on Mongoose bicycles... She has a video story about her mongoose infestation too.
Scope out her posted videos if you like this one - and you'll see that she's truly... whack. I haven't laughed so hard/well in a few weeks. Her first job video - is priceless in a demented sort of way ... but you'll have to find that one for yourself.
Scope out her posted videos if you like this one - and you'll see that she's truly... whack. I haven't laughed so hard/well in a few weeks. Her first job video - is priceless in a demented sort of way ... but you'll have to find that one for yourself.
Constant Gardener
Golden Showers Not
Lusty dreams of pee on me
Warm wet clean pure smut
I think I'm partially there, though some beg to differ.
Lusty dreams of pee on me
Warm wet clean pure smut
I think I'm partially there, though some beg to differ.
Constant Gardener
For you - has it been more often, magical, disappointing or merely ....meh. ?
Constant Gardener
Quote by PinkFloyd69
well i posted 30 some butt pics just then and one or two did not meet your standards, well i hope you enjoyed the others?
Were your virtual ears on fire? I wasn't referring to you by name. As is the case about every few months, new members join Lush and immediately start posting images that they want to share with the world - to show everyone what their concept of sexy is.
And that's cool... many of us have done the same thing.
But there's always been a long standing request (from the owner of the site) - to keep the hardcore images out of the erotic/soft core areas. In fact up until the last year... nothing like this was even supposed to be allowed on site (except upon our profile pages), even our avatars are supposed to be free of the hard core images - still.
A special Hard Core image area was created - as well as a no-holds barred image posting area in the Gold Members forum.
There is subtly and suggestively sexy, and then there is blatant pornography and spread-eagle pussies with cum spewing cocks and 32 position penetration fucking.
It's all here at Lush ... all we ask is that people know where to put their images - so that other people aren't offended.
Constant Gardener
When did Sexy Butts - become Sexy Gaping/Dripping/Pussy Lips With A Little Bit of Butt ?
Constant Gardener
Quote by PersonalAssistant
personally, I never stop loving .....
I may no longer LIKE them, but I'll always love them
Well stated.
Constant Gardener
I don't recall ever feeling or seeing one, but then - I'm not an OBGYN, nor do I pretend to be one on the internet either.
Maybe my fingering finger is too short?
Maybe my fingering finger is too short?
Constant Gardener
This is the first time (on Lush - or anywhere else for that matter) that I've seen someone post a photo of their acrochordon, as their avatar.
Wonders never cease.
Wonders never cease.
Constant Gardener
Who spends 120 man hours designing and another several thousand bux to create plastic sealed torture devices designed to prevent shoplifting of a $7 fucking thumbdrive for fucks sakes!!
Stupid fucking corksuckers!
Stupid fucking corksuckers!