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Girls: during intercourse do you secrete a thick white cream over your lovers penis? Do you lick it off?
What does it taste of?
Which porn movies have you been watching?
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Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.
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Ok. Yes my insecurities are fucking with my head and being suspicious has been eating me up, of that I do not deny one bit. However I did not "push" her into the mmf. Believe it or not she brought it up. In hindsight made me wonder if things may have been happening before I was brought in.(yes insecurity) Sorry not previously listed one "ground rule" was I was to know about any texts from him. No I was not looking for transcripts or asking to read them, I wanted to be aware. I was very certain she was hiding texts but I wanted to believe her and with no proof (since it was deleted) I kept giving her the benefit of the doubt. So to me breaking of the rules is cheating, her telling me when I confronted her about the missing texts that she got rid of them since she "knew it would make me mad" to me proved this was a willing intended deception. We have been married 14 yrs, 12 at the time this happened. My wife was the one who set up when we were meeting etc. I had told her to let him know of the rules. I had found out "after" all this that she did not tell him of all the rules, just the rules for during.
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Long story made short... the wife and I had a mmf. Before hand the ground rules were set up that I had to be present/aware if at any time after they were going get together. And I was to be told of any messages, texts, or calls. I later find out my wife has deleted many texts and set up a rendezvous with him while I was out of town. "She forgot to delete a message to one of her girlfriends" she said that the talked about doing it but didn't. And says that they never did it when I wasn't there... how can I believe her. It has been 2 years now and I still don't completely trust her... Can I really ever trust her again? She says that she is different now and will never risk "us" again, but is still friends with him even though I wanted her to break all contact when I found out. Am I asking to be hurt again?
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I hate to break it to you chief, but this is all wrong.
As for your examples....
Elvis Dumervil.... damn good football player and Sam would be wise to model his career after Dumervil... an outside LINEBACKER in a 3-4 defense! Not a Defensive End.
As for this year's Sack leader in the NFL, Dwight Freeney. That's interesting, unless Freeney changed his name to Robert Mathis who was actually the NFL sack leader in 2013 with 19.5 Sacks.
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I like Merrill sport shoes and boots...
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To name a few:
Julia Roberts
Richard Gere
Cindy Crawford
Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Aniston (never got beyond being Rachel)
Keanu Reeves
Steve Martin (funny in the old days as standup)
Leonardo DeCrap-i-o
Nicolas Cage - why hasn't this guy committed suicide yet - always depressing
Tom Cruise (except for Risky Business)
Jim Carey (except for The Grinch)
Bob Hope
Jerry Lewis
Dean Martin
Mark Harmon and all the actors on NCIS
Sarah Jessica Parker and everyone on Sex in the City
David Caruso
Kim Kardashian
David Hasselhoff
Kevin Costner
Ben Stiller
Matt Damon
Mark Hamill
Tom Hanks
Hugh Grant
Samuel L. Jackson
Mark Wahlberg
Steven Seagal
Sylvester Stallone
Dolph Lundgren
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Jean-Claude Van Dummb
Oh, did I mention Julia Roberts?
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I give the guy a lot of credit for coming out when he did. By doing this, he allows the team that drafts him to already know the media circus they are in for. They may have held it against him if they got blind sided by him coming out after he was drafted and signed. He also cost himself a lot of money too as he will probably get drafted much later (if at all) now than he would have earlier. I heard that he has dropped like 70 spots in the projected draft rankings by (I think) ESPN.
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He'll have to transition in the NFL. In college he played Defensive End, but he's not quite big enough at 6'1 and 260lbs. DEs in the NFL are usually taller or heavier or both. Greg Hardy 6'4 290, Cam Jordan 6'4 287, Jared Allen 6'6 270. At 6'1 and only 260, he'll probably need to play Linebacker in a 3-4 defense so he can get around the edge on pass plays and use his speed to the sideline for run plays to the outsides. Or he can be used as a situational pass rusher, because of his size he may not be able to take a pounding from huge OL an entire game. Some outlets say he's even to small to play OLB, but I think he could. He's still a young man though and could grow another inch and put on some weight, if it doesn't hinder his quickness. Reggie Bush comes to mind, he's definitely bulked up since he first joined the league.
Hopefully his chance at a roster spot comes down to whether or not he can play football. I wish him the best, he's a brave young man.