Quote by ErinDcup34

I like seeing fit young people (college through 30s) engaged in all sorts of physical play, especially things I like to do:

• giving blowjobs and swallowing

• handjobs with oral cleanup

• MFM and FMF threesomes

• Road head

• underwater sex

• sex on boats

• being spit roasted

• being taken air tight (although not a fan of anal, I have done it slowly with guys with long skinny cocks)

• Cum on food

• snowballing after a double or triple bj.

Pretty much all good stuff! I even agree on the anal - skinny dicks need love too! 😊👌 Cum on food is about the only one I'd take a hard pass on - it's best enjoyed on its own merits!

70 words??? I could pull a groin muscle! But I will set some part of my brain to thinking on it and see if anything cuts through the fog.

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Quote by Jen

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on the whole play/script thing. We've had too many folk in the past use it as a workaround to have proper formatting.

If someone wants to start lushscreenplays.com, go for it

Maybe that's the next new Lush category! Sure would hate to have to mod it though! 😉 I may have a little something for this after all, if I hurry. I hate when inspiration strikes at the last minute!

Quote by dlcalguy

What about honey?
Smooth or crunchy PB?
Type of bread.
Crusts on or off?
Do you put PB on both slices with the jelly between, so it doesn't sink into the bread?

It's a science and an art-form rolled into one. The type of jelly is but one of many variables to consider.

Smooth honey-blended PB, Wheat bread with the crusts on and no - PB on both bread slices would make all the jelly goosh right out! PBJs are intended for immediate consumption so the jelly can't soak in. When packed in a lunch or eaten later the jelly-infused mushy bread slice is gag-tastic. (and that's NOT a good thing!)

Good on toast too, where the warm bread makes the PB all liquidy so it mixes with the jelly, but those also have to be eaten at once, while still warm.

Quote by AppleByBoom

I think the site supports webp's now, but could be wrong. I know I have a few uploaded that seem to work fine.

I'll have to try that! Thanks.

I can't believe how many people said no! You did mean sex in a car and not sex with a car, right?

No, that would be disgusting! 🙄

Yes, of course, if it's a good one. Writing them sometimes too, if my imagination and mental images get a little carried away...

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Thanks, I'll give it a look. I too am "self-taught" on these things, so it's a case of having an under-qualified instructor, I guess. 😉

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Quote by kistinspencil

The nunnery's spring stone fruit harvest has begun

Is that how you pick a pack of peckers? 😉

“I love your beautiful little pink flower.” He licked me, and I gasped. “Delicious too.”

I giggled. “Don’t call it that, it’s silly.”

He moved upward, his hard length prodding me. “Can I call it that after it’s been pollinated?”

Of course! A confident guy will be much more in tune with me rather than worrying about extraneous matters, and I know for sure I've said, "Mmmm, god yes, perfect fit!" on a number of occasions... 😉

Question: Is it a compliment to say, "I love sucking your cock, it's perfect! I don't have to dislocate my jaw to take it, you can't gag me, and it never lasts long enough for my jaw muscles to get tired..."

Not that I would EVER say that, just wondering! 🤣

MFM or MMF, which my husband also enjoys, although lately we've been expanding (and enjoying) our FMF/FFM fun as well!

In case you couldn't tell, I love the beach!

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Shoulda worn a helmet! Looks like something we'd do...

Quote by Dani
Dude, go for it.

Also, a while back I saw a guy post about sucking his own dick, so maybe if he pops in he'll be able to give you some advice if you want to take tasting your semen to a whole new level.

Wow... now there's a guy that's never going to accomplish anything else in his life! 🤣

But yes, taste it, you really should - to make it more fun for both of you, lick it off or out of your lover!

If one is good, two is twice as good, and three is better still, and so on. It's sort of like having slices of a really good pizza, although in that case I'll rarely go past three. I feel fortunate to have the gift of being able to string together several orgasms often quite easily, and to not use it would seem like sacrilege! 😋

Rarely do I have to tap out, but sometimes, in a particularly good situation, or if time is a factor.

I'd been dating a guy for a short time, just long enough for it to get intimate, and I was giving him a blowjob, something I enjoy doing and usually swallow, but he came suddenly with a HUGE first spurt, which went right down my throat, choking me. I started coughing and gagging and cum came out of my nose, while he was spraying all over the damn place!

Not our finest moment, but we laughed a lot about it later, so maybe our funniest. 🤣 Still, hard not to be embarrassed about cum shooting out of your nose!

Yes.

What? It's an either/or question? Oh. In that case;

#1 In me

#2 In my mouth

#3 On my boobs, for fingerpainting and licking off

#4 On my ass, where he can rub his cock in it before sliding back in

#5 On my lips, cheeks, and chin for cum kisses - but never in my eyes or hair!

Now let's narrow it down: Have you ever had more than one guy cum in your pussy in one hour?

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A couple of days ago. Now, as to the last time cum dripped out of me.... 😈

Quote by dronette56

The old-school Paint app opens .webp files. Then File, Save As, save as .jpg, .png, etc.

Thanks, but I did try that, but it didn't work on the one I was trying to save. Not sure why, as it did not have any movement/gif features. It had worked to save as jpg in the past.

Quote by AppleByBoom

I use EZgif.com to convert them. They time out after a short period, so you can download the gif or jpeg and save/upload it elsewhere if you want to reuse it.

Thanks, that worked like a charm! Some people are so smart... 😘

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It seems like more and more sexy images and gifs are turning out to be WEBP files. Not being a techie, I'm not sure what those are all about, but is there any way to convert them to gif or jpeg format? Or, alternatively, a way to upload them to Lush as a WEBP file?

Quote by LakeShoreLimited

Lush called me out once and rejected a story for bad grammar. They told me to try Grammarly; that was a couple of years ago at least. Grammarly is hardly foolproof but it helps. Some people prefer other programs. Nothing replaces careful human proofreading however. I think it is possible to get a volunteer editor on this site if necessary.

(To the original poster of this thread.)

Also, most of the moderators here will tell you what you need to fix and how to work on it, but you have to listen to them! They're incredibly helpful and supportive, and each story you write you'll get better, with their help, I know I did! You getting better makes their job easier, and they will always appreciate you if you're making a real effort. ❤️

Pretty soon you'll be cranking out smut with the best of 'em! 😉🤣