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WickedShads
Over 90 days ago
Male, 55
United States
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
oh...and we want the sun and the stars and the moon too if you please ;-)
Note: to be properly served on a silver platter with a mimosa and a rosebud
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Quote by Curlygirly
As everyone was getting dressed, LM spotted Hap sneaking out of the bushes...
.....carrying a tub of vaseline in one hand and two-foot salami in the other.
I was chasing down a taxi and had just turned the corner when....
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In my own personal experiences, there are two men that a woman will always remember having sex with: the first and the last. Fortunately the second of these two has the opportunity to change. The first never will. I don' think I care to be remembered by a woman forever at this stage of my life, I don't want to be first, I just want to be next 
so if given a choice I would opt for the experienced woman.
That being said - it is, of course, your choice to whom you give yourself, and when. Perhaps your bf needs to be reminded of this, and should be grateful for the exquisite bj's you're willing to bestow upon him.
so if given a choice I would opt for the experienced woman.That being said - it is, of course, your choice to whom you give yourself, and when. Perhaps your bf needs to be reminded of this, and should be grateful for the exquisite bj's you're willing to bestow upon him.
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I don't know what the sexiest are, but these look like fun....
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It is times like this when I pause for consideration,
taking into account my known and suspected flaws both in character and personality,
reflect upon my self-impression of individuality,
and ask myself with great wonder,
"Why the HELL did I click this thread like a brainless sheep?"
taking into account my known and suspected flaws both in character and personality,
reflect upon my self-impression of individuality,
and ask myself with great wonder,
"Why the HELL did I click this thread like a brainless sheep?"
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Sir Isaac Newton
Sir Thomas More (Morus)
Jean D'Arc
Nostradamus
Cleopatra
Alexander the Great
Emily Brontë
Sir Thomas More (Morus)
Jean D'Arc
Nostradamus
Cleopatra
Alexander the Great
Emily Brontë
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Quote by sprite
i was perfectly straight until i saw my first vagina... thing was, it was while my mom was giving birth to me
I'd imagine you were rather more in the fetal position and all curled up rather than particularly straight......
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I find it amusing that any single particular event could "turn you gay." It's not like being bitten by a vampire and you are no longer "human." Or having sex makes you no longer a "virgin." Being gay, bi-sexual, or hetero - none of these are something you can catch like the flu. Seeing another man's penis in the locker room showers isn't going to "turn me gay" either. Worry less about labels and worry more about what feels good. For the record, I find that I quite enjoy pegging.
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Quote by nicola
What do I win?
Would have been a lot funnier if Nic had locked the thread after posting that....
