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WickedShads
Over 90 days ago
Male, 55
United States

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VanGogh's forum posts often cheer me up - sometimes she seriously just says the bestest things that literally make me

Sample stolen from another thread:


Quote by VanGogh
Quote by javier
Quote by VanGogh
I have had two guys (I am presuming) chat me up



At the same time? Or they took turns?


wow .... seriously eh?? What do you really think??

Not many that talented at multitasking, but maybe you are or wish you could be.



Van




Quote by Dancing_Doll
If anyone is trying to avoid caffeine or coffee, I have a great Starbucks treat to suggest: Try a non-fat, no-foam, green tea latte, half sweetened with sugar-free hazelnut. It's extremely low calorie, little to no caffeine, and tastes like a dessert (rich and delicious). You just have to get over the fear of sounding high-maintenance when you order it.


Even more than high-maintenance I think I'd have to get over the fear of the barista questioning the presence of testicles in my trousers ordering that one....
Quote by kinkygirl
Everytime I wake up You or Dude are on my couch. Guess, I'll have to dress for bed





Edit: Oops! When did you sneak in here? Did I enjoy it?
Quote by Nikki703


Good Redheads Only Lick Tall Hot Sluts

PFMAWSO


Please fuck my ass with sesame oil

Quote by winkwinkgirly1006
greg roughly opened lindas tight healthy slit


MERLOCW


Many erotic roommates love other cock worshipers

RTSDVAM
Quote by scarletblue
rick astley


Stanley Kubrick - Movie Director/Producer
Quote by Dwin
Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn (Bull Durham)


....Actually that would be Major League(Charlie Sheen), not Bull Durham(Kevin Costner)

Rick Springfield - Singer
Quote by Vavavoom
Quote by lafayettemister
Quote by hornyslut182
Judging by the responses - I guess you see the general idea that it is totally normal

But anyway, just to add to the majority - it is normal to do that smile

And good fun too silly

x


And even more fun when done with a willing partner!


Mutual masterbation...EVEN MORE FUN.. ;) ....and normal...not cheating...I do not understand that one at all.


Mutual mastubation with someone OTHER than your partner - now that in my eyes would constitute cheating. Otherwise, I agree, not cheating, and normal.
RALAAIN

Robert and Linda are apparently into necrophilia

(*shivers* sorry couldn't come up with anything else)

JRMMHAB
At 6-2, definitely have to choose the beach! Back seats are far too cramped.

WYR - Skydive naked (not counting the parachute) OR streak through the mall on roller skates?
mlpnagl

Momentary lustful pleasures never alleviate great libidos.

LWNISD