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... forgot I wasn't a gal...
How does one actually manage to forget this??
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Ladies love to cuddle. If you love the ladies, by default, you love to cuddle ;)
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Larry made Harriet wear pink adult diapers!
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Larry made Harriet wear pink adult diapers!
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Zebra:
Genus and Species: Equus burchelli
Collective Term: A stripe of zebra
Zebras are differentiated from horses and asses by the distinctive stripes on their bodies. Only recently settled was the debate about whether the zebra's stripes are white on black or black on white (it has black stripes on a white background). Zebras are aggressive and fiercely protect themselves and their young when attacked. It is the only herbivore known to use its teeth as a weapon, and a kick from its powerful hindquarters is quite capable of shattering a lion's jaw. A species of zebra known as the quagga has quite a sad story. Hunted into extinction by South African settlers in the mid-1800s, it was not until the last quagga was shot that anyone realized that it was even endangered. Zoos requesting replacement animals were shocked to be informed, "We can't seem to find any."
Friendship
A friendship with a zebra is a wild ride through unknown territory on a trusty steed. There is no telling what the zebra will suggest next, but you can be sure that it will reflect its unusual and adventurous tastes. And because zebras hate lazing about, friendships with the indolent walrus and gorilla are bound to cause friction. As is typical of herbivorous personalities, zebras tend to form mixed herds with other grazing animals and these mutually beneficial friendships often extend to business partnerships.
The Zebra Lover
You should never flirt with a zebra unless you mean it. This highly sexual beast is always on the lookout for a casual relationship and even an offhanded encouragement will stampede the zebra's libido into a full gallop. But zebras don?t expect sex to provide them with any kind of meaningful relationship; it serves simply as a sensory indulgence to distract them from their busy and competitive lives.
Family and Marriage
There's no such thing as a wishy-washy relationship with a zebra, and although they have a rather blas? attitude toward sex, they always take their mating duties very seriously. But as a partner, they can prove to be a handful. Compliant enough when it comes to trivial issues, they tend to take unassailable stances on matters of family strategy. Where the children go to school, how they are disciplined, and who will handle the purse strings are not issues for debate. The zebra knows best. With the right partner the zebra's potential is unlimited and its challenge is to find a mate that can equal its intensity and ambition. Few animal personalities meet these standards however, and the zebra's best bet is with the herbivorous sable, horse, and deer personalities. Relationships with traditional rivals, including lions, tigers, and wolves should be avoided. The zebra is prone to projecting its own high expectations on its children by pushing them to excel in sports and schooling. Under its driving encouragement, its children prove up to the challenge and end up making their parents proud.
Communicating with a Zebra
Don't cross a zebra unless you can match its sharp wit. And although zebras are formidable debaters, they are not necessarily good communicators. The problem is that they get so caught up in what they're saying that they never get around to listening to your views. In matters of intimacy, they reduce discussions to mere exercises of logic, leaving their mates emotionally isolated. And yet, underneath this coat of black and white logic beats a heart of pure gold.
Advice for a Zebra
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Accountant
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Christopher Darden
Rudy Giuliani
Genus and Species: Equus burchelli
Collective Term: A stripe of zebra
Zebras are differentiated from horses and asses by the distinctive stripes on their bodies. Only recently settled was the debate about whether the zebra's stripes are white on black or black on white (it has black stripes on a white background). Zebras are aggressive and fiercely protect themselves and their young when attacked. It is the only herbivore known to use its teeth as a weapon, and a kick from its powerful hindquarters is quite capable of shattering a lion's jaw. A species of zebra known as the quagga has quite a sad story. Hunted into extinction by South African settlers in the mid-1800s, it was not until the last quagga was shot that anyone realized that it was even endangered. Zoos requesting replacement animals were shocked to be informed, "We can't seem to find any."
Friendship
A friendship with a zebra is a wild ride through unknown territory on a trusty steed. There is no telling what the zebra will suggest next, but you can be sure that it will reflect its unusual and adventurous tastes. And because zebras hate lazing about, friendships with the indolent walrus and gorilla are bound to cause friction. As is typical of herbivorous personalities, zebras tend to form mixed herds with other grazing animals and these mutually beneficial friendships often extend to business partnerships.
The Zebra Lover
You should never flirt with a zebra unless you mean it. This highly sexual beast is always on the lookout for a casual relationship and even an offhanded encouragement will stampede the zebra's libido into a full gallop. But zebras don?t expect sex to provide them with any kind of meaningful relationship; it serves simply as a sensory indulgence to distract them from their busy and competitive lives.
Family and Marriage
There's no such thing as a wishy-washy relationship with a zebra, and although they have a rather blas? attitude toward sex, they always take their mating duties very seriously. But as a partner, they can prove to be a handful. Compliant enough when it comes to trivial issues, they tend to take unassailable stances on matters of family strategy. Where the children go to school, how they are disciplined, and who will handle the purse strings are not issues for debate. The zebra knows best. With the right partner the zebra's potential is unlimited and its challenge is to find a mate that can equal its intensity and ambition. Few animal personalities meet these standards however, and the zebra's best bet is with the herbivorous sable, horse, and deer personalities. Relationships with traditional rivals, including lions, tigers, and wolves should be avoided. The zebra is prone to projecting its own high expectations on its children by pushing them to excel in sports and schooling. Under its driving encouragement, its children prove up to the challenge and end up making their parents proud.
Communicating with a Zebra
Don't cross a zebra unless you can match its sharp wit. And although zebras are formidable debaters, they are not necessarily good communicators. The problem is that they get so caught up in what they're saying that they never get around to listening to your views. In matters of intimacy, they reduce discussions to mere exercises of logic, leaving their mates emotionally isolated. And yet, underneath this coat of black and white logic beats a heart of pure gold.
Advice for a Zebra
The road to success is always under construction.
Careers and Hobbies
Scientist
Accountant
Football referee
Legal system
Basketball
Tennis
Karaoke
Horse-riding
Famous Zebras
Christopher Darden
Rudy Giuliani
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Don't worry Lone_Wolf! Some days the questions are better than others and some days almost everybody does lousy LOL Still fun to play, and the more the merrier, so keep with it.
Like the saying goes, some days you're the hammer, and some days you're the nail
Like the saying goes, some days you're the hammer, and some days you're the nail
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I guess that's one way to get rid of those pesky anal hairs.....(ouch!)
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Frankly I don't see how you can get to the point of cummings before noticing that... I mean when I get with a girl I tend to touch her vagina at least once before penetration. Hooker or not.
.....Reminds of that scene in Crocodile Dundee when Paul Hogan is in the bar hitting on the transvestite and the guys in the bar tell him it's a dude so he goes up and checks....
(Sorry, couldn't find a video reference....)
*edit* Forgot to answer the OP's question
I have to agree that Jimmy and the Twins would have been discovered long before penetration, let alone an impending climax. While I do enjoy the occasional pleasure of anal sex, I know the difference between a vagina and a rectum, and the fact that anytime I going from behind I reach around and play with lips and clit of the woman I'm playing with. In the end, I believe it is not realistic to have achieved the full scenario you've painted completely up to that point without some knowledge of the truth of the situation - I'm not buying the alcohol/exotic foreign girl (which by the way, in this scenario YOU would be the foreigner, not her/him) excuse you're offered to try and make it seem plausible. In which case, if you've allowed it to go that far, then I don't see any reason why you wouldn't have seen it through.....
However, my answer is no, I wouldn't finish - because I wouldn't have started. Rather, I would have rapidly departed the scene as soon as I discovered that Franks and Beans were on the menu.
Not judging, just answering the question asked. If you like that kind of thing the have at it. Just not my preference.
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Thanks Chef! I see you're still topping the lists though......
