Congratulations to RavenStar, Jayne33 and Gilrenard. Powerful entries that I knew had it as soon as I read them. Really well done, guys.
And congratulations to the rest of the top ten and everyone else who entered. It's always a strong field, and I'm honoured to be counted amongst you.
As always, a very special thank you to the judges. It can't have been an easy job, especially when I think of the calibre of some of the stories not mentioned above. Played hard, done good.
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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 49
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Devil's Advocate
Bah! No, I don't. My body is my own.
Which is why I abuse and pollute it as much as I do. I wouldn't feel right doing it to someone else's.
But I have granted my wife an exclusive, royalty-free licence for unlimited access to it in perpetuity throughout the universe.
Which is why I abuse and pollute it as much as I do. I wouldn't feel right doing it to someone else's.
But I have granted my wife an exclusive, royalty-free licence for unlimited access to it in perpetuity throughout the universe.
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Everything about smoking disgusts me, from the evil industry behind it to the rancid smell and illness left in its wake.
However, I can see how it could be perceived as seductive in certain circumstances, with the swirling and what not. Its association with a post-sex come down is no doubt a big part of that.
As far as I'm concerned, its only value is as a literary device to depict the weakness of a character; their need to use it as a crutch. I actually did in my latest story. I think it was also done quite effectively in the song, Cigarettes, by Aussie hip hop artist, Illy.
However, I can see how it could be perceived as seductive in certain circumstances, with the swirling and what not. Its association with a post-sex come down is no doubt a big part of that.
As far as I'm concerned, its only value is as a literary device to depict the weakness of a character; their need to use it as a crutch. I actually did in my latest story. I think it was also done quite effectively in the song, Cigarettes, by Aussie hip hop artist, Illy.
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Quote by Coco
I need to give a shout out to Wilful. I was really lazy with my last story (you know how you get when you just want it posted) and didn't edit it at all. He fixed all my little mistakes, and for that I owe him a huge thank you!
And I have to express my appreciation to Coco for not firing my ass when I lectured her ad nauseam on the difference between speech and action tags. They're a real thing. Learn them, people!
I pounced on her story in the queue last night, thinking, 'Oh, this'll be good. A story from a senior mod. I'll be able to zap it straight through.' You have no idea how close I came to booting her ass back to the street. *holds thumb and forefinger a millimetre apart*
Don't any of you even think about sending your stories through to me unedited. *points finger and waves it around menacingly* Coco's poked the bear, and now I'm itchin' to rip somebody's head off!
*clears throat* It can get a bit tense back there now and then. But on the whole, they're a great bunch of people; all willing to donate their time to help each other, and the writers here. I first thought being a mod would be a good way of honing my own skills, but very quickly I realised that there's not a lot to learn from checking the quality of other people's stories. What it's really about is helping others to be better writers.
Threads like this one are really touching, and honestly make our efforts worthwhile.
Thank you.
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The good things:
1. connecting with some really lovely people, and making genuine friends;
2. reading some first-class erotica from some exceptional authors; and
3. being able to hone my own skills and become a better writer, and help others to do the same.
The bad things:
1. the cliques, and the inevitable politics and bullying that occasionally spills out;
2. not enough readers prepared to offer constructive feedback on stories; and
3. those who honestly believe the mods aren't here to help other members and maintain the standards of the site.
1. connecting with some really lovely people, and making genuine friends;
2. reading some first-class erotica from some exceptional authors; and
3. being able to hone my own skills and become a better writer, and help others to do the same.
The bad things:
1. the cliques, and the inevitable politics and bullying that occasionally spills out;
2. not enough readers prepared to offer constructive feedback on stories; and
3. those who honestly believe the mods aren't here to help other members and maintain the standards of the site.
Devil's Advocate
Australia's top hip hop artists tearing the ass out of Cosby Sweater at the Beat the Drum concert the other week.
Devil's Advocate
Oral over vaginal? *shakes head and sighs* Kids these days...
Don't get me wrong, I'd almost never knock back a blowjob, but as far as I'm concerned, it's just a brief stop on the way to Poundtown. I'd always, always take vaginal over oral if given half a chance.
I can see how for some guys it could be quicker, potentially easier, and certainly less messy. And there's also the bullshit male justification that a blowjob isn't really sex, and therefore, not cheating. Still, in for a penny, in for a pound, I say.
As for going down on a woman versus slipping her one? Now we've got a tighter contest on our hands. The whole sensory experience of going the growl almost makes it just as worthwhile. If confronted with the choice of one or the other, I'd honestly have to weigh that up on a case-by-case basis. I think I'd still fuck her more often than not though, but just by a nose.
Don't get me wrong, I'd almost never knock back a blowjob, but as far as I'm concerned, it's just a brief stop on the way to Poundtown. I'd always, always take vaginal over oral if given half a chance.
I can see how for some guys it could be quicker, potentially easier, and certainly less messy. And there's also the bullshit male justification that a blowjob isn't really sex, and therefore, not cheating. Still, in for a penny, in for a pound, I say.
As for going down on a woman versus slipping her one? Now we've got a tighter contest on our hands. The whole sensory experience of going the growl almost makes it just as worthwhile. If confronted with the choice of one or the other, I'd honestly have to weigh that up on a case-by-case basis. I think I'd still fuck her more often than not though, but just by a nose.
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I got nowhere else to go!
Seriously, I come to read, write and prowl the forums. And of course, catch up with a few close friends.
Seriously, I come to read, write and prowl the forums. And of course, catch up with a few close friends.
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It's what my wife's packing, and consequently all I've known for quite some time now. I'm of course, a fan.
I occasionally think back with some fondness to the more blossoming variety, but as others have said, pussy's pussy. It's the woman who makes it, not the other way around.
I occasionally think back with some fondness to the more blossoming variety, but as others have said, pussy's pussy. It's the woman who makes it, not the other way around.
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Quote by sprite
I mean, people write about dragons and orcs and elves and all that without having experienced any of them in reality. Just use your imagination.
I've seen a dragon.
I prefer first person stories from the female point of view, but of course, I'll read both. And I'd much prefer a well-written male perspective than a lesser quality female one.
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I've never had a breakage, but I did have one come off once. It was a pretty extended session, and we were both watching for signs of breakage/slippage during intercourse, and changed out a few condoms as necessary. But I'm ashamed to say that as we approached the crescendo, I thought to myself, fuck it, and just threw myself completely into what I was doing, rather than worrying about the condom. Not my finest hour.
But I definitely failed the careless/inadequate test after I came. I didn't hold the base of the condom when removing my penis from her vagina. Partly because there was no base to hold, and partly because I thought it had already come off entirely, and I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible to try and minimise the damage.
She was a little panicked, hoping to dig in after it and at least keep it over the head as I pulled out. But given how difficult she found it to grab hold when I wasn't in her, that was never going to happen. When she did finally retrieve it, most of my cum was thankfully in the condom. She had a very thorough shower afterwards, and was satisfied that everything was okay.
I knew I was clean, so there was no danger for her on that count. But I took myself off to the sexual health clinic in the months to follow to make sure I hadn't caught anything, which I luckily didn't. As for pregnancy, I don't know, I never saw her again. She was pretty switched on, and I imagine/hope she would have taken the necessary precautions. She had my details and could have gotten in touch with me if she needed to, but like I say, I never heard from her.
I suppose there's an outside chance that I could have a thirteen-year-old kid out there somewhere. I think about it sometimes. And if I do, I hope they're both happy. But above all else, it was a sobering lesson on being careful. I have been ever since, even knocking back an invitation to go bareback from a woman a few years later. It's just not worth it. And the procedures I put my wife through when we finally made the decision to say goodbye to condoms...I'm lucky I'm married.
But I definitely failed the careless/inadequate test after I came. I didn't hold the base of the condom when removing my penis from her vagina. Partly because there was no base to hold, and partly because I thought it had already come off entirely, and I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible to try and minimise the damage.
She was a little panicked, hoping to dig in after it and at least keep it over the head as I pulled out. But given how difficult she found it to grab hold when I wasn't in her, that was never going to happen. When she did finally retrieve it, most of my cum was thankfully in the condom. She had a very thorough shower afterwards, and was satisfied that everything was okay.
I knew I was clean, so there was no danger for her on that count. But I took myself off to the sexual health clinic in the months to follow to make sure I hadn't caught anything, which I luckily didn't. As for pregnancy, I don't know, I never saw her again. She was pretty switched on, and I imagine/hope she would have taken the necessary precautions. She had my details and could have gotten in touch with me if she needed to, but like I say, I never heard from her.
I suppose there's an outside chance that I could have a thirteen-year-old kid out there somewhere. I think about it sometimes. And if I do, I hope they're both happy. But above all else, it was a sobering lesson on being careful. I have been ever since, even knocking back an invitation to go bareback from a woman a few years later. It's just not worth it. And the procedures I put my wife through when we finally made the decision to say goodbye to condoms...I'm lucky I'm married.
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I'm straight. I've found men attractive from time to time, but not in the sense that I'm sexually attracted to them. I have also wondered what it might be like to have sex with another man maybe half a dozen times in my life that I can recall, with another man once or twice slipping into an orgy fantasy while I was giving myself a treat. But I'd probably say I'm more open-minded than bi-curious. But happy for the recruiters to say otherwise.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. We own it and watch it every year after we've exchanged presents and stuffed ourselves stupid.
Love Actually. The wife's insisted we shotgun that after for a double-bill the last few years too.
And Die Hard. Of course Die Hard. But she won't let me watch it Christmas Day, even though she bought me the box set last year, ironically for Christmas.
Scrooged from the list. Although I'm sure it hasn't dated as well as I think it has. Doesn't his secretary buy his brother a top-of-the line VCR? Do any of you Gen Ys even know what a VCR is? Man, I'm getting old. But there is nipple in it. Probably worth dusting it off - the movie, not the nipple...well...
Love Actually. The wife's insisted we shotgun that after for a double-bill the last few years too.
And Die Hard. Of course Die Hard. But she won't let me watch it Christmas Day, even though she bought me the box set last year, ironically for Christmas.
Scrooged from the list. Although I'm sure it hasn't dated as well as I think it has. Doesn't his secretary buy his brother a top-of-the line VCR? Do any of you Gen Ys even know what a VCR is? Man, I'm getting old. But there is nipple in it. Probably worth dusting it off - the movie, not the nipple...well...