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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 49
0 miles · Sydney

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Unfortunately there were too many fat kids on that beech, and I'm buggered. And now that the aphrodisiacs I spiked the Chinese with have kicked in, I can only watch on helplessly as Cooldaddy bangs Kiera like a Salvation Army drum.

Tab A into slot B indeed. Way to go, Old Boy!
Gold Coast metermaid.

Less whorin', more topping up my meter! I got a damn parking ticket last time I was at Surfers Paradise.
Fortunately Superdonkey finds the secret location and smashes through the wall, knocking the old boy out cold. Dropping a big bag of Chinese takeaway on the table, I snuggle up on the couch next to Kiera and hit play on the Supernatural. Dean is so cool!

Then we might text Ginger again and have a little afters...
In theory, who knows what might happen in the heat of the moment? But otherwise, no. If I was involved in a group situation, charging pipe would not be on my agenda.
Tossing a big handful of Cockney bait, I'm going to go with below.
Unfortunately Kiera misheard the judge, who actually said, "I want you two to get off together."

*quickly puts on a bailiff uniform and escorts you two away to carry out your sentence*
Absolutely! *clears throat* I mean, sure. That might be nice.
Another vote for smoking here. I just can't stand the smell of it.

Drug use too, although I relaxed my ban when my wife and I were in Amsterdam a couple of years ago. She was the nicest she'd been since we first met and she was trying to impress me. She's back to her old self now though. I might have to reconsider that one...
Sorry, Old Boy. Definitely not age before beauty this time.
We were going to have some Indian, but my wife forgot to turn off at the right spot. So I ended up with a footlong meatball from Subway instead.
The truth is, I'm hooked too. But with Kiera bouncing about the place, who could blame me?
I definitely have to spank the two beautiful bottoms above me.
I haven't done a collaboration yet, but I have to say, the idea intrigues me. Milik and Jane's effort was an absolute cracker

While the logistics baffle me a bit, I love the idea of blending that creativity and literary talent, finding the balance between styles. As Milik says, breaking through that block.

I've got a stubborn little thorn of an opening scene that I just can't do anything with, and it's far too good to let go. Maybe a collaboration is what it needs. Certainly a better mind than mine.
Spring rolls with chilli jam, some Singapore noodles with pork, and a fortune cookie that told me people would travel to hear me speak.

And then maybe a piece of American baked cheesecake that wasn't baked very well. I knew I should have had the caramel mud.
I can't say, but I'd put good money on at least some masturbation in the various space stations that have been up there. If the idea interests you, I'd recommend you check out Round and Round by wyliecoyote.
I'm re-working a couple of previously published stories that were no longer suitable for Lush.

The first was never posted here, but it's about a couple of friends who get stranded by a swollen river on their way to join their partners on a camping trip. Given the length, it'll probably be a two-parter, covering both the temptation and the aftermath. It's called Overflow.

The second is a revision of Good Girl into the spanking genre. I'm shuffling it around to make it fit for a guy and his girlfriend, with very mild BDSM themes. I'm renaming it Naughty Girl.

In the meantime...
Introduce the title of your story: Special Assistance
Genre/Category: Office Sex
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/special-assistance.aspx

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

This was actually an attempted submission for a publisher in the United Kingdom. They had called for stories up to 5,000 words involving people in uniform. To try and stand out from the herd of cliché police and nurse stories, I opted for a flight attendant going above and beyond for a passenger with a disability. But in the end, I blew the deadline and the word limit, so here we are.

2. How did you come up with these characters?

I was at Melbourne airport a few years ago, and there was a blind guy with a white cane struggling to make his way to check-in. He went from one end of the rope line to the other, trying to find the entrance into the maze, without success. He eventually cracked the shits, threw his head back with a frustrated “Fuck this!” and barged his way straight through the middle. He unhooked the nylon barriers, sending them whipping back like retractable vacuum cleaner cords, and knocked over several of the steel pedestals as he went.

He was almost to the front by the time an attractive young woman from the ground staff halted his path of destruction. As soon as he realised she was a good sort, he immediately turned on the charm and started flirting his ass off. The instantaneous transformation from belligerent rage to impish charm was hilarious. He was a fuckin bandit! How could I not base a character on him?

As for Anna, I needed someone warm, with a kind heart, but I also needed her to be fun and impulsive. I immediately thought of a waitress my wife and I had at Jamie’s Italian a few months back. She was young and bubbly, with a genuine interest in taking care of us. I found it an incredibly attractive combination. To top it off, her voice was thrashed from having to make herself heard above the din night after night, which for some reason, really did it for me. So, run a comb through her hair and slap a uniform on her – presto chango – Anna.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

This one’s told through the failing eyes of a man with a vision impairment. While there’s obviously a limitation in what he can describe throughout the story, it provides a great opportunity to call on some of his other senses to get the job done. While I did cheat a little and allow him to see something, the reality is that 90 percent of all blind people have some vision, and I wanted to be true to that. I thought it was important to show that despite his blindness, he was a regular person, with the same thoughts, feelings and desires as everyone else. Or at least the same as a cheeky Aussie ratbag.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

Getting the connection between him and Anna right. His disability was quite disarming, and a great vehicle for breaking down the barriers between them. But still, I wanted it to be believable that he could charm his way into her panties so quickly.

Getting the flirting right was the big thing. It needed to escalate, and it needed to be mutual. It was quite a struggle to find the right balance of smiles, touches and teasing. I also had to squeeze in a few uncertain missteps to inject some tension. It took a lot of space to do that, so much so, that I was worried it was taking me too long to get to the good bit.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

Although it’s told from Will’s perspective, it’s really all about Anna. She knows he wants her, and she can see through his clumsy attempts to flirt with her. She has the power in this encounter. It’s Anna that locks the door. It’s Anna that watches him undress. Even down to the dirty talk, it’s Anna that sets the pace. She’s herself. And for me, that’s the essence of this story.
I'm in favour of it. We're all people.

In the doing, I obviously prefer a white man. You know, given I'm white? I've bagged a couple of hot Latina women in my day...cha cha cha! And a Brit, a German and a Kiwi, but they don't really count as they are whiter than I am. I have lusted after a few Asian women too, but I couldn't get that sorted in the end.

In the watching, I generally prefer to see Caucasian women. I don't know whether that's because I'm more attracted, or just more familiar.

Regardless, it's the emotional and intellectual connection that interests me most. All cats are grey in the dark.
Once, almost.

If I get particularly worked up during a long session, my thoughts will get a little dirty, and sometimes I'll think about eating my cum. But usually the second I come, all that goes out the window, and I'm just interested in cleaning up.

Once when I was younger, I came into my hand, and in a rush of blood, I slurped it into my mouth. But I spat it straight back out again, almost in reflex. Something about the taste and texture wasn't quite right. The fantasy often doesn't live up to the reality, I guess.
God, I hope not. I've actually had the odd anxious moment worrying that someone in my real life will recognise me and discover my secret...and what I've been up to. I've even spent one meeting at work running the numbers in my head, rather than listening to the boss.

250,000 members around the world. How many of those in Australia? How many in my town? How many who might know me? I should be safe. Hang on a minute, why did she look at me like that? Does she know? Oh shit, she knows that story is about her! Stop blushing, you idiot! And so on...

My wife and best friend know I'm here, but as far as I know, neither of them are...I hope.
While I certainly wouldn't mind a chat with the old boy, I'd hate to tear him away from more...cheeky pursuits with the ladies.

Godspeed, old mate.
A tub of strawberry yoghurt. I'm not very hungry. I had a big curry for lunch.