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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 49
0 miles · Sydney

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With all this kissing, surely it's time to try and slip you one.
Quote by sweetaz


bro? what part of aussie are you in thats cold Melb 39 Sydney in the mid 20's could be warmer but geez dont stand in front of the aircon Wilful ... huddle that heater lol


I meant the water's cold. It's fuckin' hot here. Of course I'm getting my kit off and jumping in.
I've got an i Phone 5. I got it for all the idiot-proof bells and whistles, although I pretty much just use it for the odd phone call and the even more infrequent text message.

It's for my convenience, not other people's, so I often don't respond when people call or text.

I hate that people are glued to the fucking things like their lives depended on them. I can't remember the last time I was with another human being when their chin wasn't pressed into their chest, studying some irrelevant nugget on a tiny screen in their lap. Another step closer to the Matrix. Sigh
I've got no idea what the kids are into these days. Now that I'm married, my sample size has shrunk to just one. But I hope so. I like a bit of a muff.
Cowgirl. It allows eye contact, I can play with her goodies, and it makes it easier for her to lean down and kiss me. I can also see her diddling her clit as she bounces up and down, which is always a treat.
Just the people I was doing it to/with. Not so much an audience situation. Then again, I was in this FMF once and one of the woman was more or less watching as I ate out her friend.
Ah...no. *furrows brow with what-the-fuck expression*

Until now, it's never even occurred to me. I knew a guy who is probably narcissistic enough to do it though. We're not mates anymore.
In the state of Victoria it is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday on a Sunday. Or was that pink hot pants? I can't remember. Stupid either way.

And in the city of Sydney, taxis are legally required to carry a bale of hay.

I think it's also illegal to dress up like a ninja somewhere down here. Big ninja problem in Australia...
All the time. I think it's because actors, particularly those in supporting roles, need to work on more than one thing, otherwise, you know, they can't afford to live.

Nobody cares about the little guys, so we don't bother to learn their names, like the guy who played Ted in scrubs. He's brilliant though. It's not until they get a starring role, and they do well with it, they start to get full recognition. Paul Rudd is still very much Mike from Friends in hour house. The same with Marshall from How I Met Your Mother.
I grew up with Garfield comics, so I've been indoctrinated into hating Mondays with the rest of you.
I can't stand to have dirty hands. I could be caked in filth from head to toe just as long as my hands were clean.
Not the sort of eating anyone's thinking about, Nicki.

First thing's first, have a look around to make sure there's not a Hyatt around the corner. Then/otherwise, see above.
I'm about to hook into some mineral water with a twist of lemon. It's fuckin' hot down here!
Beetlejuice, but it's about to be How I Met Your Mother.